On the Intruder Issue: A Modest Proposal for my Expelled Brothers

As many of you know, the Heroic Christians who have produced the Award-Winning Documentary Expelled, starring Speechwriter, Actor, Columnist Ben Stein are having an extremely difficult time screening their Inspired Movie to Christian Audiences without the prying and disruptive eyes of sneaky Atheistic Darwinists crashing the party.

Expelled lays out in horrifying and chilling detail how Christian educators–those who simply advocate keeping an open mind in science classes regarding All scientific theories of on the Origins of Life, including unimpeachable Biblically Grounded Theories — are subjected to unChristian persecution by the liberal, secular, materialist, Atheistic, Darwinist Elitists who monopolize our educational system.

The movie also scientifically proves, for the first time, that the root blame for the Nazi holocaust in Europe can be laid at the feet of Mr. Charles Darwin himself, author of the largely discredited and scientifically ambiguous theory of Evolution.  This Proof has been verified scientifically by a series of peer-reviewed interbloggers.

Inexplicably, the Expelled Movie appears to have struck a chord in the Dark Hearts of Satanists. Several Notorious Satanists have been caught and arrested for either stealing Private Invitations to see the movie from unSuspecting Christians, or obtaining these very limited Invitations under false pretenses. They accomplish all of this by resorting to unspeakable acts of Treachery and Demonic Deception.

The net result is that these uninvited and unwanted provocateurs are disrupting a Holy Theatrical Christian Presentation designed exclusively to assist Select prayerful Christians who are already on the Pathway of Righteous Salvation leading to the End Times. This movie is not designed to persuade or in anyway influence atheistic satanists, who’s Eternal souls are already lost, well down the Hellfire express lane. Therefore, no purpose is served by allowing them to attend the movie, especially if it means that a good Christian will be unseated during the limited and Extremely Popular engagement.

Furthermore, Christian Souls are placed at great risk by the mere act of unwittingly sitting in a dark theater nearby a Dark-sided soul, such as that of an Atheist, Satanist or secular Biologist. Also, there are numerous reports coming in from the field that these uninvited characters are disrupting the screenings, by yelling out catcalls during objectionable scenes, arguing with the Discussion Leader, asking stupid questions, cursing, spitting, making loud farting sounds, and worst of all, refusing to turn their cell phones off.

The Producers of the movie are going to great lengths to identify these perpetrators before entering the theater to protect Invited Christians from these sorts of disturbances. They have quietly changed locations of the theaters and even screening time, hoping to not alert the evilutionists. But the Dark-sided flim flam continues to sneak through.

I prayed to the Lord before Bedtime last night, begging for Guidance on this issue. In my subsequent night time visions, He showed me all manner of horrific images that I just couldn’t understand, try as I might. It started with scenes of mexican rape squads, streaming over our border fences unimpeded–not a single Secure Land Mine blew up to stop their flood as they poured into our Sanctuary Cities. Then I saw horrific fires, a falling snow made of greasy milk flakes, and the silent screams of corpses stacked at the edges of a forest like cord wood.

Then I saw numbers. Random numbers, one after another.

Then God awoke me and I knew what to do.

God recommends that when handing out Invitations to Christians, the producers of Expelled also tattoo an identification number onto the forearms of these guests. When such individuals show up for a screening, they simply need to roll up their sleeve to be identified, and then can go grab some refreshments before having a seat and enjoy the movie.

All of the Atheists and Satanists attempting to sneak into the movie who have obtained an invitation by Deception and Perdition, won’t have this tattoo identification and can easily be turned away by the Pinkertons. We won’t have to waste our time interrogating them, checking easily falsified identifications, or listening to their Deceit and Treachery as they attempt to trick their way into the sitting area.

In one sense, it is unfortunate that our Dominion has come to this. In the absence of the sort of Leadership that only Rep. Tom Tancredo could provide as president it has become a place where it is easy to spot a Negro, an illegal alien, and most homosexuals. But, sadly, it is darn near impossible to spot the Good Christian (Republicans) anymore, and distinguish one of them from a Dark-sided secularist.

A 100 year Iraq occupation is only worthwhile if we do it right

Let’s try to stop the unChristian persecution of good Christian (Republicans), such as Dr. Columnist Charles Krauthammer.

In his most recent column, Dr. Columnist Charles Krauthammer supports Capt. Sen. John McCain’s recent assertions that American (Christians) need to be prepared to stay in Iraq for 100 years.

Dr. Columnist Charles Krauthammer goes to great lengths to clarify that Capt. Sen. John McCain is only advocating having a ‘presence’ in the region for 100 years so that we can “Project Our Military Power” because this is what SuperPowers like the United States Dominion “do.”

Dr. Columnist Charles Krauthammer goes on to remind Everyone that we are in a War of Culture, and that in every instance Our Great Nation has engaged in a War of Culture, we’ve hung around afterwards to Project Power and Might.  We are currently Projecting Power and Might in Japan, Europe, Korea, South Carolina, Grenada and Kuwait and Antarctica and a few other places.
Let me just say that God and I agree with everything that Dr. Columnist Charles Krauthammer has to say. However, if we are going to stay in a country for 100 Years, there is no reason not to keep our boys from fighting the muslims for all that time.

It will keep them sharp and also provide a better use of their Time, Talents and Treasure, than if they were to otherwise just sort of sit around and watch the muslims kill each other. There just isn’t a lot of sport in that, and keeping them out of the War will probably hurt morale, recruitment and retention just as bad as having gay homosexual soldiers hurts the Army.

Global warming: God as Steward, Christians as Subduers

Led by a suspected foreign infiltrator, about 200 or so “Christians,” acting well beyond the Authority of the 17 million member Southern Baptist Convention, are raising a bit of a ruckus by calling upon humanity to act as better stewards of the Earth planet.

This small group of heretics has been deceived apparently into believing the secular scientific party line that an epoch of human-caused Global Warming is being visited upon the Earth.  They are calling upon Christians to do something about it, by acting as better stewards.

What these individuals ignore is nothing less than Biblical Teaching, which clearly and unequivocally states that humans are to subdue the Earth, and not to act as its steward.

The role of the Steward is played by the Lord God.  It is pure unadulterated Godless apostasy for a Christian, or any other human for that matter, to behave as if he is the Earth’s Steward.

As a Prophet for God’s earthly Message, I have prayed hard to Him for wisdom on this matter, which I will now share with you, here, for the first time ever, here at my award-winning interblog.

Since God is our Steward and loves us, He will care for us.  If global warming was really happening, it would be bad for us and God the Steward would Intervene to protect his chosen people, most likely by causing global cooling.

But since the earth’s temperature is going through a perfectly natural period of very slight, almost undetectable warming,  we can conclude with great scientific certainty that global cooling most certainly is NOT happening.

Since the Earth is not cooling, we can conclude that God the Steward is clearly not concerned in the slightest, and God feels that secular climatologists, led by Al Gore, are acting in an unnecessarily alarming way, which will destroy our Way of Life.

Great moments in Christian Persecution: Google Translators

I’m going to start an occasional series entitled “Great Moments in Christian Persecution” to detail in brief snips various examples of how the Godless modern day culture actively conspires to marginalize Good Christian Citizens.

Todays topic is Google Translators

These intertube tools allow you to type words and entire paragraphs in one language, and have them translated to a 2nd language. It’s a miracle! Or, imagine you receive a threatening email or interblog post from a suspected muslim terrorist seeking to destroy your family and your Christian way of life. You can have it translate back to a language that everybody else in the world uses, like English, so you can know the nature of the threat and alert the appropriate authorities.

The Google Translator works in just about every language…even including completely useless ones, like arabic.

Except, notably, one language is not represented: Glossolalia, the most rapidly growing language in the world, which just so happens to be a language used ONLY by Select Christians to communicate with other Select Christians, and with God.

What does Google have against Christians?

Coincidence or Conspiracy?

Is Ben Stein a traitor to Conservative (Republican) Christian values?

The Lord gave me a powerful and disturbing Holy Vision last night.

He commanded me to go to the intertubes and ask The Google the following query: Ben Stein+ NY Times

assuring me that if I actually had to accidentally read anything on the elitist, dark-sided, liberal mainstream mouthpiece NY Times to achieve this Holy Mission, that such a transgression would not be held against the Sanctity of my Eternal Soul just so long as I hurried up and went about my business and didn’t dawdle.

God said, “Reverend Hipple, when you Witness the perversity and perversion of which I speak, you will understand EXACTLY what to do.”

Now I don’t want to sound like a bragger, but I derive a great deal of comfort knowing that God can trust me like that when He needs some help.

Still, I felt a great sense of foreboding in going about this task. I’ve known that Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein has been a leading Christian Figure lately. But what in Heaven’s name could a Good Man like that have to do with the NY Times?

He is the star of the Hit Movie Expelled, where he plays the part of a Jew playing the part of a Christian exposing the shocking stranglehold that the Darwinian-inspired Atheists and abortionists have on our schools and Christian Culture. The movie, for the first time, also chronicles the shocking connection between the Adolf Hitler’s fascination with Darwin’s “Theory” of Evolution, and how he based his principles of the Holocaust on Darwin’s Greatest Fraud. As you can imagine, Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein’s new movie sounds like Fantastic Christian Entertainment, which I urge you to enjoy with all of your family.

But indeed, what I found when Googling as God commanded was very Shocking, and forced me to drop to my knees in Deep Prayer for Understanding.

It appears that the NY Times got their grubby little hands on and published a private letter that Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein had composed to Capt. Sen. John McCain, who is still running against Rep. Tom Tancredo for President of Our Dominion.

But, to my utter amazement, the letter is extremely Shocking and Worrisome, and calls into question whether Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein is as committed to Conservative Christian Family Values as he claims to be in his Expelled movie role. Maybe it is a good thing, afterall, that the NY Times dumpster diving reporters came up with this little nugget.

In the letter, Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein advocated that Capt. Sen. John McCain consider rolling back Core Elements of Conservative (Republican) Christian (Economic) Values.

Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein wrote:

“By definition, the truly rich have a lot more money than they need. If they don’t, then they are not rich by my standards. The first step toward putting our house in order, once we are past the seemingly looming recession, is much higher taxes on the truly rich and serious enforcement to prevent offshore tax evasion. “

If that is not shocking enough, Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein went on to say:

(WARNING: THE FOLLOWING QUOTE HAS DISTURBING CONTENT AND MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL CHRISTIAN READERS OF THIS AWAR-WINNING INTERBLOG)

“To put it even more starkly, the government — which is us — needs the money to keep old people alive, to pay for their dialysis, to build fighter jets and to pay our troops and pay interest on the debt. We can get it by indenturing our children, selling ourselves into peonage to foreigners, making ourselves a colony again, generating inflation — or we can have some integrity and levy taxes equal to what we spend.“

I call on my fellow Christians to re-evaluate Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein and decide for themselves whether this position gives him the authority needed to be taken seriously as a leading Christian Figure.

I’m not in the business of telling anybody how to think, but if you want my opinion, I don’t see how anybody who claims to have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ can seriously contemplate increasing taxes on anybody, much less the rich.. ..and then giving that money to old people who were too lazy and stupid to save their own dern money, or not take better care of their bodies when they were younger.

It seem to me that Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein bamboozled the people who hired him to play a role in that movie. If the movie Expelled is built on a lie like that, perhaps your entertainment dollar might be better spent on the upcoming documentary, Chronicles of Narnia IXV, which I understand will include the most dramatic re-enactment of The Fall of Humanity ever before seen on film.

UPDATE

The Lord has touched Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett on this issue, too, and if you read her words, which generally speak to the issue of Christians and Republicans who only talk the walk, they will leave no doubt whatsoever that Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein is nothing more than a low-life RINO-CINO.  Lower than a liberal and just a nudge above an illegal mexican alien.

Christians barely survive entrappment in public theater with Lethal Atheists!!

The intertubes are abuzz today with shocking and Disturbing reports of a close and dangerous brush between good, nuclear-family Christians and the Endtimes.

See here, and here. And here, too, for a fornicating Lesbian Harlot perspective.

For a wholesome and more truthful Christian perspective, see here.

A group of God-fearing Minnesota Christians specially invited through the Word of God to Witness and Pray for the World Premier of a new and powerful Christian educational movie were shocked to discover that they had been locked in the same dark room with Atheism’s Black Pope, Richard Dawkins!

Expelled the Movie stars noted Jewish actor Ben Stein as a brilliantly understated Christian Intellectual performing a dramatic re-enactment of several instances when Christians were persecuted from the halls of academia simply because the held steadfast in Teaching the Truth, and doubting Darwinism.

But, back to last night in Minnesota.

In the Name of the Lord, I command all members of the Rev. Paul T. Hipple Ministries to Drop to their Prayerful Knees and beg God our Lord for the Salvation of these unfortunate Christian Brother’s and Sisters, whose Souls have been stained with the perversity and perversions of Godless Atheism, because they were trapped in the same room with Dawkins, a Messenger of the Demon. Unconfirmed reports also suggest that the spawn of noted Christ-denialist PZ Myers was in the room, too, and also certain Lesbians. That is a Tremendously toxic concentration of Dark-Sidedness for one small theater, spoiling the souls of any nearby Christian..possibly permanently unless Prayers of Mercy are immediately rendered.

The irony is not lost on us that today is Good Friday. We celebrate and glorify the Wonderful Moment, over 2000 years ago, when God’s Son, Jesus the Christ, was savagely beaten and willingly gave up His very life to the hands of his brutal Jewish torturers. By this selfless Act, He saved the Souls of only those Christians who accept Jesus the Christ as their personal friend and Savior.

The Demon typically wields his weapons of Perversity and Deception on God’s Holiest Holidays.  So this isn’t too surprising.

Unfortunately, the blessings we receive from this greatest Selfless Act of All History do not automatically extend to include forgiveness for consorting with leaders of Atheist Movements, or with Lesbians, even if such consorting was completely unintentional in nature.  God hates unintentional sin just as much as he hates intentional sin, baby murderer’s, roaming packs of mexican rape squads, etc and so forth.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul’s Mt. Rushmore bust complete; plans for secession of Dakotas crystalize

Renegade presidential fund raiser and False Prophet Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has instructed his Believers to prepare to invade North and South Dakota, where they will establish a break away republic.
I have received word of these plans in a series of horrific but highly detailed Night Time Holy Visions.

God Himself has chosen me as His humble servant to Reveal the machinations of this deeply disturbed congressman and former abortionist.  My understanding of the Lord’s Visions are that He views Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is the single greatest threat to the Presidential Candidacy of Rep. Tom Tancredo and therefore to His Dominion on Earth.

Rep. Tom Tancredo, in contrast, will build a strong border wall and then build it again if it means saving the Dominion.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has instructed his Disciples to gather the billions of dollars they have pilfered from unsuspecting intertubers and stash them in hermetically-sealed jars.  These jars will be shipped inauspiciously via ground delivery to secret hiding spots in former nuclear missle silos throughout North and South Dakota.

Operating on the clever ruse that he was running as a Presidential Candidate, philanderer Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has had plans, all along, to raise money to create a break-away Republic.  The first wave of filthy immigrants into this republic will be his European benefactors, who are led by legions of WWII era Nazi descendants currently residing in Bavaria.  The breakaway Republic will be named Bavariastan and will be run as a tax- and war-free Constitutional haven whose economy will be based upon bushmeat exports -thereby explaining the Mason jar hoarding- and casino gambling.

Military operations associated with the invasion will be led by retired Maj Gen Jerry Curry, an experienced self-flagellating veteran of the Indian Wars and frequent subject of rumors that he may enter the Presidential Race to displace the moribund Capt. Sen. John McCain candidacy.

GA Law Expands Gun Owners Rights to Arm Themselves in Churches

Emboldened by the Presidential candidacy of Rep. Tom Tancredo, the Good Republican (Christian) legislature in Georgia has finally taken a bold but necessary step to stop unChristian persecution of Christians.

And not a moment too soon.

Important legislation, now on the fast track, allows for Christians to defend themselves from unChristian Persecution by removing prohibitions against Our Christian and Constitutional Right to Bear Arms in public places.

From a Christian perspective,  what is most important and welcome about this Law is that congregates and other Christian church goers can now legally bring their firearms into Church Services.  Until now, many such Holy Christians have been torn between breaking the Laws of this Great Dominion, and doing what is necessary to protect the safety of their families, who are exposed to enormous risk each and every time they enter a House of Christian Worship.

With this new Law, they can Converse with the Lord in the great Peace that comes from knowing they can defend themselves and their loved ones with lethal force if necessary from unChristian persecution that comes in the form of attacks on the premises by atheists, crazed homicidal maniacs, or roaming packs of illegal mexican immigrant rape squads desperate for a food handout and willing to do anything until they get one.

This legislation has been widely applauded throughout the State of Georgia.  Astute Political and Religious Commentators appear to understand how the persecution of Christians, and especially handcuffing them from defending themselves, erodes our Culture.

Keeping score in the War on Arab Treachery

When I am on the Intertube interblogging with other Interbloggers, I am often asked questions like this one from commentator and interblogger Brother or Sister mw, at The Cynic’s Party interblog:

“If this is a sport, what is the score?”

That is SUCH a great question!!

Of course, so that they can keep their focus and Sharpshooters on the real targets, the U. S. Military is not counting or keeping track of the number of islamofascists we are killing in the War Against Islamic Terror.

Besides, since we are killing so many of these Arabs, it is pretty pointless to count them anyway, since it would make it look like the game is rigged, and they might stop wanting to play us.

So we don’t use the killed ones in the Score, unless we kill them by Just Execution.

Furthermore, renegade elements in the CIA, agents who are suspected of being democrat traitors or having democrat sympathies, are destroying all evidence, video and otherwise of Great Moments in Rendition and Torture which we could otherwise be used to keep Score.

But there are many ways to know the Score without keeping score.

Right now, we are 0-0-2 in terms of islamofascist countries delivered to the Lord. But you got to remember those two ties are still being played right now. They should go to the win column once Rep. Tom Tancredo becomes Commander And Chief, but I’ll just keep them as ties right now.

Another way to keep score is to count up all the islamofascits who have been tried and convicted in Courts of Justice for their crimes. I don’t have my notes handy, but I believe we’re 4-2-1 on that one.

Then you have to add all the wins we are awarded, based on rule technicalities, for all the islamofascists who we’ve captured in 2005 or earlier, but have not faced a trial up to now. They probably won’t ever go to trial because they have been Renditioned and Tortured.

But those count as wins because a good Rendition and Torture is as close as you can get to the Gates of Hell and still come back. And because they were definitely guilty, or else why would be have had them Renditioned and Tortured.

And we get 10 bonus wins for not bringing Khaled Sheikh Mohammed to trial because Torturing him probably saved the Entire world from a nuclear holocaust that we didn’t start by shooting first.

Finally, we get points for the public execution of former Despotic Dictators of Iraq by collaborators in that now free and democratic country who we trained to carry out Just and Dignified executions of criminals, as per the American Way.

So according to my calculations, the score right now is 587-2-3. Which is not bad considering Rep. Tom Tancredo hasn’t even been put into the game yet!

And with any Divine Guidance, we could very well see all those ties go to the win column before its over.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul reconnoits North Dakoda in preparation for post-election invasion

As God has Revealed previously, if elected-and there is a very real possibility that can happen given the incredible possibility that his campaign will build momentum before the primaries are over- it turns out that Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has no intention whatsoever to serve a single day as President of Our Dominion, the United States of America Under God.

So Conservative Christian (Republican) Patriots, instead of wasting your vote on Dr. Rep. Ron Paul, waste it on Rep. Tom Tancredo, who fully intends to serve not one, but two or more complete terms as President when elected.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is trying to keep the real plans underlying his campaign top secret. God sees everything, even secrets, and personally tells me, through the Medium of Night Time Visions, a LOT about what He sees.

God has revealed to me that the Dr. Rep. Ron Paul campaign is little more than a deceptive front for a dark and treacherous plan. The campaign is designed for the single purpose of raising money that will be used to buy Manitoba from Canada, where they will start up their own Godless Government, with their own Constitution, and televised Federal Reserve meetings. Perhaps most shockingly, they won’t even get involved in any of our global Wars against Arabs!

Believe you me, Manitobians welcome him with open arms, and are even communicating with the Dr. Rep. Ron Paul campaign using encryted interblog messages. For example, this interblog is actually sending a message that says:

begin message

Dear Dr. Rep. Ron Paul. stop We have finished implanting the tracking devices in all our sheep and alpacas as per your instructions stop We can’t wait until you are our leader stop still waiting on that truck load of popsicles you promised stop good luck on super Tuesday stop our calculations show you will win every state but New Mexico stop Are we still safe? stop

end of message

Once comfortably settled in Manitoba, Dr. Rep. Ron Paul intends, presumably by using an all volunteer army, to conduct cross border raids into North and South Dakota, ultimately taking the land from Our Blessed union of States, thereby weakening Our Dominion on Earth.

Once in control of the Dakotas, Dr. Rep. Ron Paul will rename them North Bavaristan and South Bavaristan, and at that point invite all of his Bavarian followers to settle, giving away free to each settler a 100,000 acre homestead complete with sewer and cable hookups, as reparations for American atrocities in Germany, and particularly in Bavaria, during World War II.

All Dr. Rep. Ron Paul followers currently living in the United States of American under God will either move to Manitoba, to operate dairy farms as a collective proletariat based upon Marxist Principles, in particular, endeavoring to abstain from commodity fetishims excepting such fetishims pertaining to personal electronic devices/video games.

All the others will move to Fargo, North Bavaristan to operate the network servers and to build and protect a Shrine to Paulistan’s completely unamended Constitution.

The Elks Club Conspiracy

Dr. Rep Ron Paul sited at North Dakota Elks Club. Additional Elks Club Conspiracy evidence.