Great Moments in Christian Revelation: The True purpose underlying the Global Warming Extremist’s Crime Spree

December 18, 2009 by Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

Visual proof that global warming advocates seek to install a culture of eurocentric atheistoid-environmental extremism

Real Americans, those of us who truly love their God and their Country, have long suspected something is just flat out wrong with this global warming scare that smarty pants elitist academics and liberals have been promulgating for almost 3 decades.

What we understand intuitively is something they don’t seem to grasp at all.  That it just doesn’t make any sense that someone as humble as the human race could have any effect whatsoever on the vast planetary system of unimaginably infinite complexity that God clearly intelligently designed for our pleasure AND our Dominion.

But it took some time before we got the first solid evidence confirming our suspicions.  This came in the form of a deeply cynical Al Gore. In his humiliation and depression of spirit after being trounced by the Hon. Gov George W Bush in the 2000 presidential election, the marble-mouthed dethroned vice president crafted  a mamby-pamby powerpoint presentation of lies and half-baked conclusons called An Inconvenient Truth, profiting from gullible audiences the world over as if it were a papist-sponsored telethon for pathetic crippled and dying children.

This key evidence has most recently been confirmed in the notorious Climategate scandal, in which liberal climate scientists have been caught red-handed snuffing alternative theories and manipulating reams and reams of raw data in order to smooth out anomalies and other deviances.  These curve smoothing techniques, that they admit are “tricks,” are designed to hide evidence they uncover that happens to be inconsistent with their so-called inconvenient truths!

The climatologist’s Uberfuhrer, NASA’s Prof Dr James Hansen, has recently posted a detailed repudiation and confession of this horrific fraud on a mainstream elitist Global Warming extremist interblog (that is so horrific I only recommend you visit after deep prayerful reflection).

In fact, you don’t need to read any of it because I can summarize the content readily:  In it, Prof Dr James Hansen assumes all responsibility for the data-manipulation behavior of the entire climatological community.  He also confesses that he and his colleagues have in the past, and continue to make serious errors not only in data management, but also analysis and judgment!  He begs the Forgiveness of a Loving and All Powerful God who in all likelihood has no interest whatsoever in granting a whiff of mercy to these frauds and hucksters.

You would think after these stunning revelations that these people would just give up right here and now, and pay back Our Government for all of the research grant dollars that they have extorted from working, God-fearing US Taxpayers for personal enrichment.

You’d need to think again.  Hot on the heels of these crippling revelations the liberal mainstream atheist elite climatological interbloggeratorium are now making it clear they think the Global Warming Crime Spree has been one big joke.  They prove this by creating incredibly deceptive cartoons like the one I decided to post here on my award winning interblog only after deep and Prayerful Communion with God .

Through the Miracle of Night Time Visions, God has asked me to provide revelation and prophesy to you with a careful analysis of this cartoon.

What it reveals is the leftwings shocking central goal.

The cartoon shows they are using the fraudulent global warming scare to trick the United States of American Dominion into adopting a liberal euro-centric environmentaloid culture.

This represents the third leg of their three legged campaign to roll aside Our Christian Culture.  The other two legs of their campaign are to destroy the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman with same sex marriages and to use the ACLU to keep God out of our schools and to state-funded abortion infanticide to murder all of the unborn Christian baby boys and girls.

As you can see, Global Warming Extremists are not at all interested in a cooler planet.  If they truly wanted a cooler planet, they burn well know all they need to do is Pray to God and ask him to cool it.  What they really want is taxpayers to foot the bill for things like mass transit for negroes, hybrid cars for gay homosexuals and faggots, forest preserves for the granola munching tree-huggers, an out right ban on livestock farming and criminalization of meat consumption, etc and so forth.

And they want to pay for all of this with tax payer dollars and by increasing the deficit so as to burden our grandchildren with taxes so severe that they might question whether they can tithe at Church.

In short, the true meaning behind the Global Warming Extremist’s crime spree all along has been to destroy the Christian Culture of America!

We have a 2nd Amendment to our Constitution for a good reason, and it is burn time to think about using it before they take it away from us, too.

Why is there an antiChrist but no antiMuhammed?

December 17, 2009 by Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

Hussein Obama, a muslim, is the antichrist of Christianity

When ever I get to preaching to the Youth Group from Daniel or Revelations, I oftentimes get this question: “Reverend Hipple, do those muslims have an antimuhammed the way we Christians have an antiChrist?”

The answer I always give is, “Son, why don’t just you and I go down to the basement rooms where we can be alone and I’ll explain why an antiMuhammed don’t make no burn sense.”

Jesus is the Handsome, peace-loving Messiah that God gives His people as a Gift of Love.  He is the Word of God, and who is beautiful and calm in all He is.  Jesus is Heaven on this earth.  Unimaginable beauty and the epitome of Love.

Therefore, the antichrist would have to be the polar opposite of Jesus.  And what is the polar opposite of Jesus?  Death, despair, destruction and an otherwise hollow existence bereft of any meaning or significance.

Sounds a lot like liberals and roaming packs of mexican rape squads, but it really is the Demon, isn’t it?  Exactly.

The antichrist is the Demon.  The antichrist is deceptive and tries to shave, dress and put on appearences as if he is the Chosen Son,  but The Elect among us can spot the Demon from a mile away.

In contrast,we know that the muslim religion is a false religion.  It is a religion of violence, destruction and world hegemony and unimaginable acts of desecration, perversion and perversity.  It is a religion that is bereft of any love or beauty whatsoever.

The first question I’d ask you is what purpose would be served by a religion that is already violent needing a violent antichrist?

And supposing it did, then it would have to be the polar opposite of everything that religion represents, and then what is the epitome of the polar opposite of this sort of depravity?

The Christian God, of course!

And is God the muslim antichrist?

What sort of stupid question is that!  Obviously, not.

Q.E.D.

I went to a Christmas Concert and a burn jewish holiday broke out

December 16, 2009 by Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

Horrific Christian Persecution never seems to Stop

Last night I went all the way up to the big city to see a show that was advertised as a Christmas Concert.  I was, of course, expecting to hear songs celebrating the Miracle birth of the Beautiful Baby Jesus Boy, and how the evil darkness of the world will Tremble with Great Fear when He comes again.

But about half way into the concert, the burn choir started to sing hanaka songs!!!

What made this sacrilege even more shocking, the concert was being sung in a Christian Church!

While the choir sang jewish, which made them sound like they had marbles in their cheeks, you could just feel the acid tears of Baby Jesus flowing down His plump cheeks and it became too much to bear.

So naturally, I got up out of my pew decrying the sacrilege, and promptly went to the back of the church where I demanded not only a full refund, but also financial remuneration for my travel expenses and my lost time.  These people who ran this choir, one of who I am certain was jewish, refused to pay me back, and one thing led to another, before I knew it I was escorted out of the Church by an extremely large and hostile negro man threatening to call the police unless I quieted down.

I would gladly get me a lawyer who is expert in false advertising if I could find one to take the case.  Unfortunately, there is no doubt in my mind that the burn Choir who put on this program under COMPLETELY FALSE pretenses will be defended by the government-backed ACLU. Most lawyers are too intimidated to fight the ACLU and won’t even accept a healthy retainer just to look into its merits.

Christ suffered unspeakable rendition and torture for our Sins.  But He only had to fight off the jews and the romans.  To right this horrific wrong I would have to fight the ACLU and the jewish liberal elitist establishment.  I try hard to live my life like Christ Jesus, and I know my God would never ask me to suffer anything worse than what His Son suffered.

Therefore, I won’t press charges or fight the ACLU because it would be a far worse experience than getting crucified for all of past, present and future Sins of Humanity.  I would simply advise that if you are going to a Christmas Concert this year, you might want to inquire about what songs are on the program, and don’t assume that just because it is performed in a Christian Church that it will be Sanctified music.  I would especially advise you to avoid Catholic Churches in particular.  Your sneaky papist is shiftier than a snake on hot coals.

Official Dominionist Church position on the African Homo Problem

December 11, 2009 by Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

African homo behavior date back to pre-industrial Cotton farming practices

Through the Miracle of Holy Night Time Visions, God has asked me as His Prophet to provide the Dominionist Church response to the controversial Ugandan laws that are designed to deal with the growing Ugandan homosexual menace:

Dominionists deplore and repudiate the victimization of peoples and believe that all human beings should be treated in a Christ-like way.

However, we recognize that homos and their diseases are a problem throughout the entire world, not just in America.  Furthermore, as a Sovereign nation, even though it may be a nation of negroes, Uganda has every right to govern itself and make whatever rules it determines are necessary to enjoy peace and prosperity, so long as such rules  do not render Uganda a haven for islamofacist jihadi terrorists.  Finally, to be Christ-like means to be Christ-like.  And Christ wasn’t no burn homo.  He was 100% Grade A normal heterosexual.

Neither the Dominionist Church nor God will have further say on this matter.  In particular, God has made up His mind and he respectfully asks that those of you who Pray to Him for Mercy for the Ugandan homos to please stop praying.  It won’t do them no good.

Liberals plan to Outlaw and Destroy Christian Church Steeples

December 1, 2009 by Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

Atheists burn down Christian Church Steeples wall pathetic liberals stand around and cheer.

Elements within the EuroAtheist liberal culture have succeeded in creating a law that will outlaw the construction of  special muslim church steeples called minarets in  someplace allegedly in or around europe called Swisserland.

Of course, this would be wonderful news that Christians everywhere would celebrate if it weren’t for the fact that Anti-Christian Democrat liberals in the United States of America Dominion have taken notice and intend to Destroy our Christian Culture here in much the same way.

Emboldened by the Usuper, B. Hussein Obama, they intend to unleash a wave of  Anti-Christian Persecution that will rival the hard times we struggled to survive through in the days of the Roman Empire.

In my Holy NightTime Visions, God has informed me directly and with a sense of great urgency that Obama, Pelosi, and their mainstream elitist democrat henchmen and henchwomen will soon enact legislation that not only Outlaws new construction of Christian Steeples, but will also roll back building codes to pagan times, and enact Laws and Regulations that ordinate the Destruction of existing Steeples in Christian Houses of Holy Worship!

This comes fast on the heels of the recently enacted Health Care Reform/Death Panel/Enforced Abortion that The Usurper will shortly sign into law.

Brothers and Sisters, as anybody who has been to a rally lately well knows, we are rapidly approaching the tipping point where if we do not invoke a Constitutional Crisis and install Rep Tom Tancredo as President and Gov Mother Sarah Palin as his loyal and attractive Vice President, this great Dominion will be lost for good, overrun by mexicans, the Jews who should be in Israel where they belong preparing for the End Times, homosexuals destroying the central family unit structure, and welfare-dependent negro/muslim/eurofascist elements and the Liberals who coddle them incessently and reflexively.

Lou Dobbs leaves CNN to prepare for Tancredo/Palin cabinet position

November 12, 2009 by Hipple, Rev. Paul T.
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Lou Dobbs billboard at US border scares mexicans to stay the hell home

The liberal mainstream media is just making things up again.  As we all know, Lou Dobbs, who has been bravely reporting on the growing mexican menace from behind enemy lines at the Communist News Network studies, finally had enough and walked away from his job.

Today, CNN affiliates are reporting a big fat lie that Lou Dobbs is

actually named Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.

And they are claiming he is being deported!!  This is NOT TRUE.

Lou Dobbs is an American Hero who understands immigration issues almost as well as Rep Tom Tancredo.   I can assure you that I have no love for CNN.  But I have personally gone to the Home of Lou Dobbs, knocked on its door, and shook the hand of Lou Dobbs, thanking him personally for truthfully describing the mexican issue in clear, economic principles.  It was Lou Dobbs who has made it clear for 5 years that mexico has no business in being in NAFTA because it exports only dangerous drugs, rapists, tortillas, and filthy short people that nobody can burn understand.

If it weren’t for the fact that Lou Dobbs is jooish, God would reserve a special place for him in Heaven.  However, Rep Tom Tancredo has a special place for Lou Dobbs in his administration, and plans to about Lou Dobbs to his cabinet as Director of Border Operations Secretary.

Don’t listen to the lies of leftist Gotcha reporters and cynical pajama-wearing interblog pundits.  They aren’t the real Americans like you and me.  Lou Dobbs left his job because he needs more time to work on the tyranny in the Whitehouse WHILE stopping the unchecked flow of brown mexicans across our southern borders.

Expect Collateral Damage in the War against Muslim Atrocities

November 11, 2009 by Hipple, Rev. Paul T.
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Jesus protected by a sad US GI on day of His rendition and torture

The peaceful, loving relationship between the US soldier and Jesus is the basis upon which the US projects its devastatingly effective military power.  Our Military and all of Her operations are certified by an authority no less powerful and Perfect than the Provenance of God!  We  engage in battle with Our enemies equipped with Divine Certainty that, as Gen George W. Bush has said repeatedly, “Our crusade against Muslim terror and the demonic treachery of the muslim is a just one!

[For anybody who has difficulty with this concept, and considers equally legitimate all monotheistic faiths of the Abrahamic tradition,  I need only remind you that Jesus uses the King James Bible and only the King James Bible to deliver His message.  There is no such thing as a King James Koran....and there never will be.  In other words, when Jesus had the chance to vote for who would be His People, Jesus voted for the Christian and against the muslim.

And I don’t have to remind you that the War against Muslim Atrocities is a borderless war.  Try as we do to contain the battlefield within the borders of their own pathetic, God-foresaken countries, skirmishes break out from time to time elsewhere, including sometimes within the peaceful Borders of our very own Dominion.  This simple fact of islamic treachery teaches us that Christians must remain vigilant no matter it they are in Turkinministan, Timbuktoo or Tuscaloosa.

Do we project our Power perfectly at all times?  Of course we do not.  We are only God-like, not God.  We are human and the only real failing of a true Christian is in trying to be as perfect as God and then falling short.  But every once in a while we make a mistake.

For example, a Christian US Marine is now being persecuted by the secularists in Florida for a minor case of mistaken identity.  He was on leave, peacefully, going about his business, removing some laundry from the trunk of his car in front of his own home in a peaceful neighborhood of like-minded Christians.  Because he was trained so well, he was aware this calming scene could be disrupted at any moment and was also on alert.

Inexplicably,  someone doing a PERFECT muslim imitation came running up from behind this soldier with an opium-crazed look on his face, screaming, “Allah akbar!  Allah akbar!” which literally translated means, “I am about to pull the cord on this here homicide bomb, Allah willing!”

Because he was a US Marine he was trained to recognize homicidal islamofascism in a blink of an eye and to do what any good Christian would do in a situation like that:  he grabbed the tire wrench from the trunk of his car and used it to repeatedly beat this savage pseudo-islamofascist mercilessly, to stop him from activating the bomb that any reasonable American would presume was wrapped around his chest, which would be used to harm any innocent Christian women and children who are nearby.

Once unconscious, it was determined that this muslim-wannabe was, in fact, not a typical muslim terrorist and was instead a member of some catholic-like mediterranean-based wiccan cult who had illegally immigrated into the US through our broken borders.  Further, he might just as well have been a deaf mute because he didn’t speak or hear a lick of English, a fact which might have led to some uncertainty about his true intentions.

Sadly, the Christian US Marine was subsequently arrested and charged with assault and attempted murder, and now suffers the worst sort of persecution imaginable: false imprisonment by the very same government he swore to defend with Honor until the last breath of his life.  He has become an enemy of the liberal state.

This incident proves many things.  First, it proves that after generations of removing God from our schools, our secular law enforcement culture apparently has lost any ability to tell the difference between justified defense from a homicidal maniac, and mistaken identity and is willing to persecute good Christians who might accidentally do the latter.

Second, to the degree this case might possibly represent unfortunate “collateral damage” in the war against muslims, it also proves the wisdom of Rep Tom Tancredo’s platform for insisting that English be the Official Language in the US.  To prevent further mishaps of this nature, as our next president, Rep Tom Tancredo will enact laws that ensure visitors to this Dominion can pass basic English proficiency tests before entering through Customs.  For their own safety.

Third, although it is true there are special places in Hell reserved for those who fall short of the Loving Expectations of God, this is not one of those cases.  Lance Cpl. Bruce can rest assured that Jesus will walk with him as he suffers through persecution from secularists who are not nearly as forgiving about mistaken cases of identity as is God….particularly when muslims are involved.

Hobama’s 4th Reich will end no better than Hitler’s 3rd and well before Beethoven’s 5th

October 21, 2009 by Hipple, Rev. Paul T.
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Jesus casually lends Gen George W. Bush His Aura of Invincibility

As any Christian who has purposefully persecuted themselves to detect antiChristian trends by wallowing in the leftwing interblogosphere well knows, Leftists are persistently wrong.

They couldn’t be more wrong than they are about everything from Religion & God, to embracing the Demonic gay homosexual agenda to excessive taxation and the brutality of deficit spending and the public option giveaway to the growing illegal alien menace.  Good Grief!!  The list of their weaknesses never ends.

So add this misconception to the list:  Elitists are now claiming that the revolution has been finalized and that the Democrat party emits the same Holy Aura of Invincibility that Republicans emit under the Heroic Gen George W. Bush:

The Aura of Invincibility is on the other foot.  God has abandoned the Republicans,  for good, and has given His Aura to the Democrat so that they can restore order.

I have a message for you leftwing cultists: Don’t kid yourselves. The team of Tancredo/Palin 2012 will prove a formidable obstacle to the continuation of your 4th Reich of Democratic Treachery.  God will Install them into the White House, where Rep Tom Tancredo will run point on the smoldering illegal immigration crisis while Governor Mother Sarah Palin will play a matronly, subservient role and take control over all domestic affairs, including repealing death panel reform, enforcing Constitutional imperatives to keep God front and center in the Schools and the State and conducting a thorough Guantanamoification of the Islamofascist Congress and all College and University professors.

And if the rumors I’m hearing are correct, it is possible that Tancredo/Palin will merge forces with Dr. Rep Ron Paul (who will oversee International & Treasury Affairs, and Obstetrics/Infanticide operations) to secure the support of his delusional but gifted followers.  By the Grace of God this Hobama era error will be short-lived and prove little more than a dark historical footnote to be omitted from the schoolbooks of the future. Amen.

JMO, but worth a lot more than you paid for it.

How to spot a homosexual

October 19, 2009 by Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

The depravity of the homosexual stalker depicted in living color.  I’ll pray for the brown-stained soul of that once innocent boy.

Obama suspends development of Rapture Early Warning detection system

October 18, 2009 by Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

Displaying shameless and unfettered hostility towards Christians, the illegitimate Hussein Obama  Administration has quietly shelved Bush-era research and development programs to provide systems that will alert Believers of an imminent Rapture.  This Rapture R&D program had been modeled on several successfully deployed Early Warning Detection systems for Acts of a Vengeful God, including those for tsunamies, earthquakes, hurricanes, floods, tornadoes and pestilence.

President George W. Bush supported a Rapture Early Warning detection system because he saw it as one of those very, very, very rare instances where free market capitalism was inadequate to fulfill highly sensitive national security needs  such that government intervention was needed to provide a greater general good.

During his first days in office, President George W. Bush ordered comprehensive a review of the federal Rapture Predictive Capability.  They found serious deficiencies in Our Nation’s preparedness, including the losses of Key Christian’s throughout all sectors of our government and economy that would occur as their spirits join those of the Elect.  The analysis further showed that, because of our Great Christian Tradition, the USA would be disadvantaged by the Seven Year Tribulation and likely emerge weaker than our benchmark competitor nations, such as Russia, all muslim countries, France and China.

The suspension of the Rapture Early Warning detection program follows on the heels of a string of anti-American, anti-Christian decisions made by his administration.   Together, these have reignited concerns that Nobelist Hussain Soeterro Obama is, in fact, the Beast of Revelation.  We at Dominionists for Tancredo have long since dispensed with the notion that he is simply not acting in the nation’s best interest.  At some point, you have to stop and  ask to what degree his Demonic presidential actions are inspired by the Demon himself.

*portions of this report were verified by unnamed administration sources, and by the Wisdom of God through the miracle of night time vision