Archive for August, 2007

The Case Against Dr. Rep. Ron Paul

August 31, 2007

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is Running for President of the United States of America Under God as a Republican candidate.   Although he does not represent a serious challenge to the candidacy of Rep. Tom Tancredo, it is important to discuss all the candidates and consider their relative strengths and weaknesses.

The case that can be made against Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is as extraordinary as it is exhaustive.

  • Dr Rep. Ron Paul is not the only candidate with a grass roots following.  Rep. Tom Tancredo also has a grass roots following.  The single biggest difference between them is that  Rep. Tom Tancredo’s grass root followers are stronger and more Divinely Inspired by the Lord God.
  • Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has never stated whether he is a Christian Republican, and we can therefore conclude that he is most likely an atheist Republican, which makes him more like a Demon-crat than anything else.  Even the papist Sen. Sam Brownback would be better than Dr. Rep. Ron Paul in this regard.
  • Dr. Rep. Ron Paul practiced medicine as an OB/GYN, which coincidentally is the same specialty that most, if not all, abortionists of little unborn baby boys and baby girls are trained in.
  • Dr. Rep Ron Paul has never denied that he is an abortionist of unborn baby boys and girls.
  • Dr. Rep. Ron Paul openly admits that he is backed by a loosely organized cadre of self-described ‘insurgents’.  Coincidentally, we are fighting a war over there so we won’t have to fight al-qaeda insurgents over here.  We can conclude from this that Dr. Rep. Ron Paul’s major financial backer is Osama Bin Laden.
  • Dr. Rep. Ron Paul’s most significant constituency at this early stage in the campaign are groups of European’s, including the Bavarians for Ron Paul thug-like Lutherans.
  • Dr. Rep. Ron Paul seeks to become a high priest of evolution, which poses an extraordinary threat to the Sanctity of Our Religion and Religious practices.
  • Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is curiously silent regarding the perverse acts of sodomy and impropriety of Sen. Larry Craig, which probably means that Dr. Rep Ron Paul has never passed by an interstate rest area that he didn’t want to stop and spend some time in the restroom stalls.
  • Dr. Rep Ron Paul intends to replace the US Dollar Currency, the only Currency in the World that is Blessed by the Word of God, with the Euro, and intends to open our borders to illegal aliens from Europe, who he seeks to mongrelize with illegal aliens from mexico.
  • Dr. Rep Ron Paul is clearly not a Republican, and is most likely a Democrat or a Libertarian…but he is defintely NOT a Republican
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Rep. Tom Tancredo blasts Katrina recovery effort on theological grounds

August 31, 2007

Rep. Tom Tancredo is out in front of all the other Christian Republican Presidential Candidates once again.

On the 2nd anniversary of the Hurricane Katrina Act of God, Rep. Tom Tancredo has spoken out to deplore the recovery effort.  Specifically, he is now the first of the Christian Republican candidates to go out on the record and deride the local, county and state Negroes in the region for not getting anything done themselves and shiftlessly waiting around for federal government handouts, most of which they’ve wasted in acts of fraud and deceit.

Through Prayer with Our Lord it has been revealed to me that Rep. Tom Tancredo knows, firstly, that the Hurricane Katrina was an Act of God, one which He used as an Instrument of Divine Justice.

For there is no city in our Dominion more depraved than is New Orleans, which has been a hotbed of Democrat-inspired and -coddled perversity and perversion for over 3 centuries, and a veritable sanctuary harbor for all manner of illegal aliens, including muslim bomb squads and packs of mexican rape squads.  New Orleans has been the location of horrific acts of public fornication, sodomy and sexual perversity, including young, slender men who dress and act like harlot woman and entice unsuspecting innocent gentlemen who are lonely while on convention and experiencing a transient moment of spiritual weakness.

In fact, Rep. Tom Tancredo was inspired to Run for President because of The Destruction of New Orleans by Our Heavenly Father, because like all Christians, Rep. Tom saw it as the Sign from God and the fulfillment of Prophetic Scripture.

And therefore, Rep. Tom Tancredo has developed and attuned a finely honed political philosophy that it is NOT the Government’s job to undo an Act of Divine Justice.

The negroes who run that forsaken, soulless desert will be better off for rebuilding it themselves.  The government has given them $114 billion worth of trailers to live in, and that is flat out enough trailers.  They’ll just need to make do with what they have.

Rep.Tom Tancredo: “Congress needs ‘Don’t ask, Don’t tell’ policy”

August 31, 2007

In my night time Visions last night, the Lord God showed me a policy speech that He wants Rep. Tom Tancredo to prepare, a policy speech that will put him in the drivers seat in terms of driving the sort of Christian Republican Issues that are needed to mobilize Christian Republicans to Vote.

God showed me, through the medium of Holy Vision, why Rep. Tom Tancredo has been and will be The Leader of Republican Issues.

In this speech, Rep. Tom Tancredo will propose that Congress adopt a “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy regarding the Sexual Imperversities of Our Congress.

Through prayer, Children of God learn that Sodomy and other Acts of Fornication are the Sin of Sins. They are signs that the Demon of Dark Souls is working in this world by tricking God-fearing Christians and even Christian Republicans into committing brazen acts of Sodomy, fornication, perversion and perversity. These are the Demon’s attempts to wrestle control of Our Government from Christian Republicans, and give it to Atheist Democratics, who will then open the doors of Our Nation to Europeans and other Illegal Aliens, including mexicans, so that they can convert our currency to the Euro and Destroy Our Way of Life.

And because of these despicable acts of the Demon, Our Dominion and its Great Congress is losing otherwise good, God-Fearing, Christian Republicans, which allows for inroads that are exploited by Democratic Treachery and Villianyness.

Clearly, the good Christian Republican Congressmen we are losing are not Gay Homosexuals. Gay homosexuals, like Rep. Barney Frank, are always Atheist Democratics. They are those who brazenly embrace and relish the perverse Sodomistic lifestyle. These people celebrate their sickness and Unholy Treachery, for example, by speaking the Gay Homosexual language and sporting rainbow bumper stickers and flags. The Hearts and Souls of such individuals are No longer Open to God’s Magnificant Oneness and are unsalvageable for an eternity.

Rep. Tom Tancredo’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy does not apply to those such perverts.

Instead, it applies only to those Great Christian Republicans who, pushed by the Dark Beast, stumble briefly off the Path of Righteousness to engage in unwilling acts of Demonic treachery. God the Lord has inspired Rep. Tom Tancredo to show Christian Republican Leadership and Proclaim that These People are Not Hypocrites.

And just what does the new, Divinely-Inspired “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy entail? Simply put, if a Republican Christian stands accused or even under arrest for Lewd and lascivious acts of Desecration, other Republican Christians will stipulate that those acts, if indeed they did occur, were provoked by Satan’s Demons for which the Christian Republican is NOT culpable because s/he has Accepted the Lord Jesus the Christ in his heart AND they will no longer discuss the issue with anyone.

If Christian Republicans do not further discuss these matters, and if the accused Christian Republicans do not answer any questions or offer any unsolicited details regarding their alleged solicitations and fornications, then the matter, for all intents and purposes, can be considered closed and everyone can just a go along and get back to Governing this Great Dominion in the eyes of the Lord based upon the Good, God-Fearing principles that are necessary in this Time before the Rapture.

Tucker Carlson is Not A Gay Homosexual

August 29, 2007

The veritable outbreak we are experiencing in this time of perversity, perversion, sodomy and public acts of indecency and fornication are all a sure sign of the impending Rapture, and so those of us who have welcomed the Lord Jesus Christ into our personal Hearts as Our Savior can mostly sit back in the Confidence that we will soon experience Eternal Joy.

Nevertheless, there have also been too many recent unfortunate acts of sodomization and homosexual mongrelization among former Brothers in Christ and other Christian Republicans, that tears of acid are streaming down the face of the Child Jesus and destroying his beautiful, child-like manly features in a horrible way, and these incidents also serve to whither the Blessed heart of any True Christian.

And so, it is with tremendous relief to discover that Tucker Carlson, the effeminate MSNBC journalist and commentator who wears suspiciously gay homosexual outfits, has come out of the closet to publicly admit that he is in fact NOT A GAY HOMOSEXUAL and, in fact, has personally and with a best buddy forever named Brad together bashed the head of a gay homosexual against a the stall of a public bathroom just to teach him a lesson.  As words alone are not sufficient these days, this act of justice is very strong evidence that Tucker Carlson is not a gay homosexual.

Brother Tucker Carlson provides us a great lesson for how we Christians can take an active roll in returning our public restrooms to the Cause of Christ.  For our sons, we need to take back these restrooms from the creepy Gay Homosexuals who use them as Dens of Sodomitic Iniquity.

I’m sure Rep. Tom Tancredo will add this to his platform just as soon as he hears about it.

Did Sen. Sam Brownback have an abortion?

August 29, 2007

Although Sen. Sam Brownback no longer represents a threat to the election of Rep. Tom Tancredo as President of the United States of American Dominion, one must wonder if ‘problems’ of a personal nature are in any way coupled to his ‘disappearance’ from the minds of voters and the way he seems to be rapidly losing key constituents and focus groups, including all of the Christian Republican voters?

News reports now appear to confirm that Sen. Sam Brownback is not exactly different from any other catholic, who all talk a good anti-abortion game, but when push comes to shove and they actually have an unwanted pregnancy, are first in line waiting on the front step of abortion clinics at opening time each morning.

These disturbing news reports indicate that Sen. Sam Brownback was not only pregnant, and had an abortion, but in all likelihood impregnated himself through a despicable act of self-fornication and degradation of his own bodily flesh.  All the while trying to pretend that he was not pregnant, but in fact was “simply carrying a large, unexplained abdominal mass.”

That last part sickens me to my Soul, as it implies that Sen. Sam Brownback would be the type of man who considers the holy unborn child Baby Jesus as little more than an unexplained abdominal mass.  This is, obviously, NOT the man we need running our Dominion.

The Ideal Republican Candidate

August 27, 2007

At noon supper prayers today, I asked God to reveal in His Wisdom, who would be an ideal Republican Presidential Candidate, in general terms, and how would we know it?

The Lord of God answered in this way: You will know the Ideal Republican Presidential Candidate as the One who promises, as part of his First 100 Day Agenda, to pardon and to release from prison or otherwise legally absolve from their Crimes and Felonies, whether alleged or proved, anyone who is a Christian Minister of the Faith (except catholic priests).

God explained to me in my prayers that Ministers of the Faith who have committed crimes were acting not of Free Will, but under the control of the Demonic Spirits of the Dark Beast Satan, and therefore not in command of their personal authorities and whatnot.

On the Persecution of Brother Bishop Weeks

August 27, 2007

In my visions last night, God thanked me for my tireless work for Rep. Tom Tancredo, who has smitten Sen. Sam Brownback in not only the Iowa Straw Polls, but in the Republican Faith community.

The Lord and God also asked me to look into the matter of Brother Bishop Weeks, who is being persecuted on this earth by all manner of deplorable and degrading criticism just because he is possessed by the Demons of Satan. and for actions and felonies of justice said possession caused Him to commit against his will even though it is quite likely he Never committed any such acts and is being framed by the Long Arm of White Justice.

Bishop Weeks is the Negro pastor of a nearby Congregation of The Faithful, The Global Destiny Church and is also the faithful Husband of the much better known, nationally visible Negro Evangelicatress and Prophettus minister, Jaunita Bynum. These Children of God have done SO much to keep their Negro congregation members from straying from the Arms of Jesus and have taught their culture many Acts of Holy Responsibility, as one example, the importance of tithing at a 25% gross income rate, even when such holy generosity drops members of the flock below the poverty level.

Bishop Weeks has recently been charged with a felony and persecuted further by the White Power Structure who operate under the false dominion of secular progressivists, for allegedly publicly beating and stomping upon and humiliating and threatening his wife Jaunita Bynum repeatedly and with great violence in a hotel parking lot.

Even if these accusations are true, they are unbelievable because of two things. First, a Man of God would NEVER do that to a Woman of God unless she had it coming to her, for example, because of her acts of perversity and fornication and infidelity. Second, these are clearly acts of Great Violence that can only be explained by Possession by Demons of Satan. Third, if Bishop Weeks in fact committed these Alleged Acts, He was meting out Justice of God and thus enjoys constitutional protection as this is a matter of religious practice.

Through Prayer and upon evaluation of all known facts in the case, God Reveals to me this is clearly a situation that is being Manipulated by the Dark Beast and His legion of Black Angels for the simple reason that this is NOT a situation where a man beats a woman, but a situation where one Minister of God beats another Minister of God.

That could ONLY happen if Satan was involved.

That the Government has embroiled itself in this affair by charging Brother Bishop Weeks with felony assault is all the evidence you need to elect Rep. Tom Tancredo as your next President of Our Holy Christian Dominion, who in his first 100 days in office will get the Government out of our Religion, while getting Our Religion back in our Government.

The Lord Only Blesses Republicans of Faith

August 26, 2007

In my visions last night, the Lord told me, “Rev. Paul T., Prepare your Way for Good News tomorrow!”

Well, the Bible teaches us that there is only really one kind of Good News, and so all day long I thought I was a going to die and go to Heaven, and it was a fretful day to be sure. I asked Jesus the Christ for forgiveness for my 3 sins and told Him I welcomed Him into my heart just in case He forgot, and then I tried to go about my business, not really certain exactly what Instrument of Reckoning the Lord was a going to kill me with.

Finally, at Supper time I asked the Lord, “Lord, when are you a going to take me, because its been a long day and I’m so sick of being a scared that I’m ready for You to just go ahead and take me right here and now.”

And just then a thunder and lightning storm popped up, so I went outside the trailer and climbed upside the roof of our church next door, figuring, of course, that the Lord wanted me to fry in the Fires of the Heavens.

And then the storm passed and I was still alive. So I commenced to climb back down the ladder figuring I was a going to slip and fall and Break my Neck.

But that didn’t happen neither.

And then I connected here to the Interwebs, to begin some research on how well Rep Tom Tancredo was running for President of the United States today, and Lo! and Behold!

My formally misguided colleagues formerly at Baptists for Brownback 2008 have renounced Sen. Sam Brownback and are now the Republican Faith Ministries!!!

Most likely, this development is in reaction to the widespread but unconfirmed rumors that Sen. Sam’s personal fornication habits likely underlie his most recent amendments to the Federal Transportation Bill, which involved upgrading Interstate Highway rest area bathroom stalls to a larger size, presumably so they could better accomodate two grown men, or one large man and a child.

In my opinion, a great deal of credit for why the good people at B4B chose to consolidate their ministries into the Republicans of Faith and jettison the well known perverter Sen. Sam Brownback MUST be related to the formidable strength, vision, wisdom, leadership, insight and only man out there willing to take on the Lieberal demon Geraldo Rivera and, like Lou Dobbs, the fiercest possible opponent of mexican rape squads, the paradigm-driving next President of Our Dominion, Rep. Tom Tancredo!

I will pray to Our God the Father for Wisdom and Holy Guidance from this day forward. Now that Sen Sam. Brownback has lost the endorsement of a key constituent group, I expect he will resign from the campaign tomorrow at the latest, as it has no further chance of success.

That leaves only Gov. Mike Huckabee standing as the last formidable opponent of Rep Tom Tancredo, and the ultimate salvation of Our Great Dominion.

The lesson of this should be quite clear. When God your Father speaks to you and Tells you He has Good News for you, chances are it is Really, Really, Really Good News, and not that you are going to die and join Him and Jesus in Heaven.

College Professor/Evilutionist Publicly Humiliates Award WinningTeenagers

August 24, 2007

Rep. Tom Tancredo has a plan to implement his agenda within 100 days of taking office as President of our United States Under God.

Rep. Tom is on the record as not believing in evilution, and as President, in point of fact proposes to put an end to evilution on day 57.

There are many reasons to put an end to evilution once and for all, not the least of which is because evilution directly contradicts Biblical Knowledge, which is The Word of God, which is Perfect and True, thereby provoking a Cult of Atheism that is eroding Faith in Our Dominion and the strength of our military forces.

But if that is not reason enough for you, try this one on for size: A despicable public act of Horror and Humiliation upon young Christians committed by a notorious and admitted college professor, secularist and evilutionist from Godless northern California, for whom carefully collected evidence from sophisticated interweb research shows that he may very likely be the 4th generation progeny of an incestuous coupling between Charles Darwin and a mexican harlot maid by the name of Isabella working under Darwin’s employ.

The Demon of Hate burns my fingertips as I summarize his singular act of depravity.

It seems a good Christian organization that exists only to promote the Will of God and, specifically, a more clear scientific understanding, achieved through Prayer, of His Special Creation, has conducted an open, WORLDWIDE scholarship contest. In this contest, students were asked to submit detailed essays using God’s tools of Scientific Logic and Reasoning to discuss the Glory of His Creation: Life, the Universe, and Everything.

But this atheist college professor has now published an internet report in which he mercilessly skewers the honest and difficult intellectual effort of these high school age students, as if completely unaware that they have already survived a difficult and bruising evaluation of their work by internationally revered judges. This adult atheist college professor is pointing to any number of picky and minor details, to false flaws he thinks he sees in their essays, apparently unaware of their delicate nature and sensitive egos.

I can’t see how child pornography would be considered a more abominable act of Christian Persecution!!! Acid tears are flowing down the cheeks of Baby Jesus, who is Mortified by the pain of His children.

Euros for Ron Paul Just Don’t Seem to Get It

August 24, 2007

Some pretzel-munching Bavarian Ron Paul supporter and suspected Islamofascist terrorist wonders what we are all about here at Dominionists for Tancredo.

Now I ask you, what on earth could be considered more satirical:

A) A dead-in-the-water Ron Paul campaign courting votes in Bavaria and other continental european Dens of Iniquity, who needlessly and recklessly interfere in our God-given Right to Vote because those are the ONLY people in the world (outside of Arabia, Iran and Afghaministan who Ron Paul can trick into voting for him)

B) A paradigm-driving campaign by Rep Tom Tancredo that has EVERY OTHER REPUBLICAN candidate (except for Ron Paul) talking about getting tough on Illegal Aliens and all of the Europeans who want, once again, to be Illegal Aliens because they only now realize they didn’t destroy our Dominion when the first tried to take it over.

Satire??!?!!!!!!!!!!!????????!?!????!?

Pfffffffghhhhhhh!!!

Satire is the European Demon atheists, papists and idolatrists who represent the single largest voting block Ron Paul has behind him. Satire is European’s, consumers of any dog religion that comes along, interfering in Our Republic Under God voting system.

In fact, maybe This is Irony, because these Euros for Paul know that the Christian Citizens of the United States of America would NEVER interfere in the political processes of other countries. Why would we? We have Everything we Need in our Dominion, One of the Greatest Gifts of God Ever (GGGE) to Humanity


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