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Truck stop pizza mogul Herman Cain’s subliminal call for plantation uprising

October 26, 2011

God has always felt that there is something not quite right about truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain, but He hasn’t quite been able to put his finger on it.

In a shocking “campaign” video, his first, truck stop pizza mogul Herman Cain finally reveals his Demonically Inspired Plans.

Everybody who has seen this video comes away deeply disturbed, but are not at all certain what message truck stop Pizza Mogul is trying to convey.

“Mark Block here.  Since January I’ve had the privilege of being the chief of staff to Herman Cain.  And the Chief Operating Officer of the Friends of Herman Cain.  Tomorrow is one day closer to the White House.  I really believe  that Herman Cain will put United back in the United States of America.  And if I didn’t believe that I wouldn’t be here.   We’ve run a campaign like nobody has ever seen.  But then, America has never seen a candidate like Herman Cain.  We need you to get involved because together we can do this, we can take this country back. ”

(puffs on cigaratee….music begins as Jezebel sings….”I am America, One Voice, United We Stand, I am America, One Hope, to Heal our Land!”…. image of truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain gives the camera a slow demonic smile)

Here is the literal translation of the message, in which I used the Yahoo! Babal generator to translate it to Chinese, then to Russian, then to Dutch and then back to English.

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These words taken together with the other imagery in the video..the Jezebel music, the burning cigarette, the untrustworthy grinning negro, provide us a message that is clearly obvious:  Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain is a messenger sent here by an ancient extrasolar civilization intending to achieve World Domination.

Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain is calling about his Sleeper Agents (who are the roaming packs of mexican rape squads currently populating our Sanctuary Cities) to initiate their Alien Impregnation Campaign in which his species will deposit eggs via ocular copulation with both male and female human subjects.

They transfer their eggs into us humans by staring into our eyeballs and then grinning at us!! Following an appropriate gestation period in which their progeny grow and develop inside our brains, they will enter the world via explosive parturition in which the host organism (you and me) dies.

At the present time, there is no way of knowing who among us represent their species, other than truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain.  Until further notice, Do NOT Look into the eyeballs of grinning negroes or any mexicans, grinning or otherewise!

This is an EXTREMELY URGENT POST!

 

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2012 is a Referendum on our Christian Conservative Heritage

September 21, 2011

If the 2008 presidential election taught us anything, it is that we cannot drop our guard and allow our Constitution to be hijacked by stealth candidates for Foreign Interests on or near a large continent that is south of Europe and begins with the letter A.

We obviously don’t want to replace the arrogant Nuambian Prince currently occupying OUR White House with more of the same.

This specific concern renders implausible the election of certain candidates who do not rise to meet the standards of our Heritage Test.  Among such individuals are Pizza Mogul Herman Cain, a likeable, well-groomed negro who enunciates his words nicely.

Let me be perfectly clear.  Second only to Rep Tom Tancredo, Pizza Mogul Herman Cain’s anti-muslim credentials are unrivaled.  He is an Outstanding Christian Conservative in this regard who I am certain would attack the immigration problem and the immigrants it attracts with the sort of heartless devastation the issue merits.  I think we could trust him to roll back every progressive reform ever enacted by Congress in its recorded history.

But.

Pizza Mogul Herman Cain is shown in the image in this interblog.

Look at this picture prayerfully and ask yourself whether you can honestly say this individual passes the Heritage Test.

(Hint: There is nothing wrong with your monitor’s color settings)

What to accomplish in 1st 100 Days of Christian Conservative Congressional Mandate

November 2, 2010

Christians quietly gather to celebrate the Fall of Tyranny on the night of Nov 2, 2010 AD

  • No Compromises!
  • Preserve our Constitution by Rolling Back all Constitutional Amendments that are inconsistent with Jeffersonian Constitutionalism
  • Finish Southern border fortifications and initiate Effective Mine Field Deterrent program; send shots across the bow of all Canadian ships to remind them we have NOT forgotten about them, too.
  • Authorize the gitmoization of Enemies of the State, beginning with recently deposed democrat congress critters, and anybody affiliated with or suspected affiliators of MSNBC
  • Put the “J” back in Jesus by deporting all individuals who pronounce their name as, “Hey!  Zeus!!”
  • (Pass a Constitutional Amendment outlawing the use of any language other than American English in commerce and in schools)
  • Rehabilitate Gov Rep Tom Tancredo
  • Stop ALL wasteful govt spending
  • Impeach!!!
  • Round up, inter and deport ALL Illegal Aliens, including Anchor babies and let their govt, the UN, deal with the legal repercussions
  • No Compromises!!
  • Criminalize gay homosexuality
  • Stop all govt activity until Price Water House & Cooper can complete a full audit of every last govt program
  • Marbleize and then Enshrine the Bush Tax Cuts!
  • President Gov Ronald Reagan!!!
  • Spread shoot-to-kill orders throughout our borders and in all immigration services outposts
  • Accept islam as a Public Health Problem:  Establish the Muslim-Free Zone/Death Cult Control program based upon scientifically established immunization “herd protection” principles
  • Operate a limited, one time only “Amnesty for Libs” campaign—ha!ha! j/k!  lol!! rickrolled!!!!
  • Close all Universities and public radio stations that slurp from the troth of public govt handout welfare!
  • Immediately Unseparate the separation of Church and state to allow Common Sense prayers in schools!
  • Roll back tariffs on lubricants!
  • Have this ALL accomplished in time for the next Birthday of Little Baby Jesus
  • Outlaw evolution in all forms and disguises
  • Establish the Department of Social Media and install as its first Secretary xGov Mother Sarah Palin
  • Force Immigration Compliance by ending all Federal Tax subsidies paid out to sanctuary cities
  • Apply a full out nuclear-tipped missle surgical assault to end the Iranian Weapons of Mass Destruction program once and for all
  • Enforce Constitutional provisions that require Presidents of the USA to be Natural Born Citizens
  • Impeach!!!!!

WOW!!!

November 1, 2010

Not that he needed xGov Mother xMama Grizz Sarah Palin’s vote of robocall confidence, but this should just about sew it up!

You betcha Rep Tom Tancredo will be tough on illegal immigration!!!

Libs Mock Conservative Christians with Phallus-shaped Poll Results

August 12, 2010

Poll data on degenerate homosexual lifestyle manipulated into shape of unattractive Phallus

A cabal between elements of the elitist lamestream media, pollsters and poll respondents have conspired on a poll conducted about degenerate homosexual lifestyles to fix the results so that they form the shape of an engorged, fully erect male phallus, possibly of human origin.

And people wonder why we are disgusted by libs!

A simple proposal to stop islamo-fascist acts of air sky extremism

January 10, 2010

Shocking evidence of muslims hired to be TSA agents!!!

The Christmas Day terrorism event proves two things: 1) Hussein Obama is completely out of his league in terms of protecting or Dominion from evil-doers, 2) Nobody would have attacked the United States if the Tancredo/Palin Administration were in Charge, and 3) Muslims continue their unbroken string of being the only “people” throughout the history of flight committing air sky atrocities and acts of islamofascist airplane terror.

Despite all evidence to the contraryflying in commercial airliners has become the most dangerous mode of transportation imaginable for American Citizens, all because of these false-prophet-worshiping  freaks.   So dangerous, in fact, that even Prayer to God is now thought to be of little use to prevent calamity and disaster on an unimaginable scale.

Government bureaucrats and their liberal coddlers are now debating what measures can be taken to shore up the woefully inadequate safeguards.  Rather than allowing Christian’s to bear arms on their flights and thereby protecting themselves from jihadi militants who seek to destroy the Religion of God and all of us who Believe in Him, liberals are wringing their hands wondering if they would violate the rules of political correctness by actually putting muslims on notice that they ARE NOT WELCOME ON OUR JETLINERS!

Therefore, I offer a truely common sense solution.  Below is a convenient list of names of people who, when they show up at an airport to take a flight, can either be offered a refund for their ticket and directions to the nearest bus station, or they can be issued a boarding pass immediately after receiving a complementary but thorough full cavity search by an ENGLISH speaking CHRISTIAN TSA agent:

Abbas, Abd al-Haqq, Abd-al-Allah, Abd-al-Ati, Abd-al-Aziz, Abd-al-Fattah, Abd-al-Hadi Abd-al-Hakim Abd-al-Halim Abd-al-Hamid Abd-al-Jawwad Abd-al-Karim Abd-al-Latif Abd-al-Malik Abd-al-Mu’ti Abd-al-Qadir Abd-al-Rahim Abd-al-Rahman Abd-al-Raziq Abd-al-Razzaq Abd-al-Salam Abd-al-Wahab Abdullah Abir Abu Firuz Abu Zeid Abu-Bakr Adil Adnan AhmadAla Ahmed Akram Al Nedjari Al-Afdil Al-Kamil Al-Nasr Ali Amal Amin Amir Amjad Amr Anwar As’ad Ashraf Asim Aslam/n Atif Ayman Ayub Aziz Azizah Azizudeen Badr Baha Bahjat Bakr Basim Bouid Dawud Diya Fadi Fadil Fadl Fahd Faiz Fakhr-al-din Fakhri Farag Faraj Farid Faruq Fathi Fawzi Fayiz Faysal Fihr Fikri Fu’ad Ghalib Ghassan Ghayth Habib Hadi Hafiz Hakim Hamdi Hamet Hamid Hamza Hani Harith Hasan Hashim Hasim Hatim Haytham Hikmat Hisein Hisham Hosni Husam Husayn Huseyn Husni Hussain Ibrahim Ihab Ihsan Imam Isam Ishaq Ismail Ismat Izz-al-Din Jabir Jabr Jafar Jalal Jamal Jamil Jawdat Jhanda Jinan Kamal Kamil Karam Karim Khalid Khalifa Khalil Khayrat Khayri Ma’mun Mahir Mahmud Majdi Majid Makram Malik Mamduh Manal Manar Mangal Mansur Mas’ud Mazin Mu’tasim Mu’tazz Mubarak Muhammad Muhannad Muhsin Mukhtar Mun’im Munir Mus’ad Musa Mushtaq Mustafa Muzzammil Na’il Na’im Nabil Nadim Nadir Nahim Naji Najib Nasir Nasr Nizar Nur Qasim Qusay Ra’d Ra’fat Ra’uf Radwan Rafiq Raghid Raisul Rajab Ramadan Rashad Rashid Rida Rushdi Sa’d Sa’id Sabir Sabri Sadiq Sajid Sakhr Salah Salih Salim Salman Sami Samir Sarwat Sayyid Selim Sha’ban Shadi Shafiq Shakir Sharif Shukri Suhayl Sulayman Taha Tahir Talal Tamir Tariq Tawfiq Omar Osama Osman Uthman Wa’il Wagih Wahib Wajih Walid Wasim Ya’qub Yahya Yasin Yasir Yusri Yusuf Zahir Zaid Zaki Zayd Ziyad A’isha Abir Abla Afaf Afra Ahlam Aisha Alya Am(i)na Amal Amani Amira Arub Arwa Asma Awatif Ayda Aziza Azza Badr Bahiga Bahija Bahiyya Basimah Basma Budur Busayna Buthayna Dalal Dalia Dima Du’a Duha Fadia Fadila Fakhriyya Fardoos Farida Faridah Fatima Fathiyya Fatin Fawziya Fayruz Fayza Fidda Fikriyya Fizza Ghada Ghadir Ghufran Habiba Hadil Hadya Hafsa Hagir Hajar Hala Hana Hanan Haniyya Hayfa Hiba Hikmat Hind Huda Ibtisam Ihab Ihsan Iman Inam Inas Ismat Isra Itidal Jalila Jamal Jamila Jathibiyya Jawahir Jinan Karam Karima Khadija Khalida Khayriyya Lamya Lawahiz Layla Lina Lubna Lujayn Madiha Maha Mahasin Majida Malak Malikah Manal Manar Marwa Maryam Maysa Mayy Mirvat Muhayya Muhsina Muna Munira Na’ila Na’ima Nabila Nada Nadira Nadra Nadya Nagat Nagiba Nagla Nagwa Nahida Nahla Najah Najat Najiba Najila Najwa Nawal Ni’mat Nibal Nihad Nihal Nuha Nur Nura Rabab Radwa Raga Raghda Raja Rajya Rana Randa Ranya Rashida Rawiya Rida Rim Ruqayya Sabah Safa Safinaz Safiyya Sahar Salha Saliha Salma Salwa Samar Samiha Samira Samya Sana Saniyya Sara Sarab Sawsan Shadya Shafiqa Shahira Shahrazad Shahrizad Sharifa Shatha Shukriya Siham Sonya Su’ad Suha Suhad Suhair Surayya Taghrid Tahiyya Tarub Thana Thara Thheiba Thuhayba Thurayya Um-Kalthum Umayma Umniya Uzma Wafa Wahiba Widad Yasmin Yusra Yusriyya Zahrah Zakiya Zaynab Zuhair

Why is there an antiChrist but no antiMuhammed?

December 17, 2009

Hussein Obama, a muslim, is the antichrist of Christianity

When ever I get to preaching to the Youth Group from Daniel or Revelations, I oftentimes get this question: “Reverend Hipple, do those muslims have an antimuhammed the way we Christians have an antiChrist?”

The answer I always give is, “Son, why don’t just you and I go down to the basement rooms where we can be alone and I’ll explain why an antiMuhammed don’t make no burn sense.”

Jesus is the Handsome, peace-loving Messiah that God gives His people as a Gift of Love.  He is the Word of God, and who is beautiful and calm in all He is.  Jesus is Heaven on this earth.  Unimaginable beauty and the epitome of Love.

Therefore, the antichrist would have to be the polar opposite of Jesus.  And what is the polar opposite of Jesus?  Death, despair, destruction and an otherwise hollow existence bereft of any meaning or significance.

Sounds a lot like liberals and roaming packs of mexican rape squads, but it really is the Demon, isn’t it?  Exactly.

The antichrist is the Demon.  The antichrist is deceptive and tries to shave, dress and put on appearences as if he is the Chosen Son,  but The Elect among us can spot the Demon from a mile away.

In contrast,we know that the muslim religion is a false religion.  It is a religion of violence, destruction and world hegemony and unimaginable acts of desecration, perversion and perversity.  It is a religion that is bereft of any love or beauty whatsoever.

The first question I’d ask you is what purpose would be served by a religion that is already violent needing a violent antichrist?

And supposing it did, then it would have to be the polar opposite of everything that religion represents, and then what is the epitome of the polar opposite of this sort of depravity?

The Christian God, of course!

And is God the muslim antichrist?

What sort of stupid question is that!  Obviously, not.

Q.E.D.

Obama suspends development of Rapture Early Warning detection system

October 18, 2009

Displaying shameless and unfettered hostility towards Christians, the illegitimate Hussein Obama  Administration has quietly shelved Bush-era research and development programs to provide systems that will alert Believers of an imminent Rapture.  This Rapture R&D program had been modeled on several successfully deployed Early Warning Detection systems for Acts of a Vengeful God, including those for tsunamies, earthquakes, hurricanes, floods, tornadoes and pestilence.

President George W. Bush supported a Rapture Early Warning detection system because he saw it as one of those very, very, very rare instances where free market capitalism was inadequate to fulfill highly sensitive national security needs  such that government intervention was needed to provide a greater general good.

During his first days in office, President George W. Bush ordered comprehensive a review of the federal Rapture Predictive Capability.  They found serious deficiencies in Our Nation’s preparedness, including the losses of Key Christian’s throughout all sectors of our government and economy that would occur as their spirits join those of the Elect.  The analysis further showed that, because of our Great Christian Tradition, the USA would be disadvantaged by the Seven Year Tribulation and likely emerge weaker than our benchmark competitor nations, such as Russia, all muslim countries, France and China.

The suspension of the Rapture Early Warning detection program follows on the heels of a string of anti-American, anti-Christian decisions made by his administration.   Together, these have reignited concerns that Nobelist Hussain Soeterro Obama is, in fact, the Beast of Revelation.  We at Dominionists for Tancredo have long since dispensed with the notion that he is simply not acting in the nation’s best interest.  At some point, you have to stop and  ask to what degree his Demonic presidential actions are inspired by the Demon himself.

*portions of this report were verified by unnamed administration sources, and by the Wisdom of God through the miracle of night time vision

Obamacare is a ruse entirely designed to steal your guns

October 15, 2009

The Love of Jesus and Gun Ownership is the bedrock of Christian Faith

The Love of Jesus and Gun Ownership is the bedrock of Christian Faith

Rather than defend himself with his weapons, Jesus chose to be renditioned and tortured under conditions so horrific they would be unsuitable for extracting intelligence from terrorist muslims.  Jesus died upon the Holy Cross for one reason: so that we could enjoy our 2nd Amendment Rights to Hold, Bear and, if necessary, shoot our Arms at muslims and other immigrants who are here in America to destroy our Christian Way of Life.

Now, our Constitutional Right to Armed Self Defense is  threatened as never before.  Hussein Obama and his jooish democrat Congressional puppets  have inserted language into the health care reform bill that will make it impossible for American Christians to simultaneously own firearms and enjoy access to the Best Medical System in the world.  They will be forced to choose one or the other.  This comes from an independent analysis of the Baucus Health care Reform bill by a non-partisan, completely objective watchdog think tank based up there somewhere.  Loyal interblog readers will know that I am not one to recklessly cite think tank output, seeing as how most of it carries a profoundly disturbing liberal bias.

Provisions in the Baucus health care bill call for the assessment of punitive, enormous taxes for individuals engaged in deadly lifestyle choices.  The bill goes on to define deadly lifestyle choices as 1) gun ownership, 2) living in a negro neighborhood.

Instructively, there is no mention whatsoever of the gay homosexual as one who leads a deadly lifestyle, providing all the proof one needs that the Baucus Health Care Bill was crafted by the cartel of hollywood-liberal-homosexual-elitists.

Although I am all for the disarmament of the negro, this provision clearly endangers law-abiding Christian gun lovers and will prevent them from adequately defending themselves from assaults by elements of the atheist conspiracy during Wednesday and Sunday worship services

This bill needs to be stopped or else you will be handing over your weapons to Obama.  Christians without weapons will be unable to defend themselves, their farm animals & equipment & dogs, their wives, their children or their property.

Dominionists are not opposed to health care reform

August 7, 2009

noillegalmexicans
We would like to offer ourselves as an alternative to the GOP, which seems to have taken its eye off the main problem facing our country. The GOP are now obsessed with stopping Obamacare, and with it the forced euthanasia of the infirm, crippled, and defective. Truth is, and any farmer will tell you the same thing, all herds need some culling now and again.
Dominionists are prepared to offer the democrat congress a compromise: we will legalize it so as Americans can buy healthcare in Canada, Europe and China. In return, we’ll simply ask for a more effective border security program, including mine fields, attack dogs, and fully armed machine gun turrets. In this way, we can keep the roaming packs of mexican rape squads our of our hospital emergency rooms, where they lie bleeding our economy of Her precious economic resources.


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