Archive for March, 2008

A 100 year Iraq occupation is only worthwhile if we do it right

March 28, 2008

Let’s try to stop the unChristian persecution of good Christian (Republicans), such as Dr. Columnist Charles Krauthammer.

In his most recent column, Dr. Columnist Charles Krauthammer supports Capt. Sen. John McCain’s recent assertions that American (Christians) need to be prepared to stay in Iraq for 100 years.

Dr. Columnist Charles Krauthammer goes to great lengths to clarify that Capt. Sen. John McCain is only advocating having a ‘presence’ in the region for 100 years so that we can “Project Our Military Power” because this is what SuperPowers like the United States Dominion “do.”

Dr. Columnist Charles Krauthammer goes on to remind Everyone that we are in a War of Culture, and that in every instance Our Great Nation has engaged in a War of Culture, we’ve hung around afterwards to Project Power and Might.  We are currently Projecting Power and Might in Japan, Europe, Korea, South Carolina, Grenada and Kuwait and Antarctica and a few other places.
Let me just say that God and I agree with everything that Dr. Columnist Charles Krauthammer has to say. However, if we are going to stay in a country for 100 Years, there is no reason not to keep our boys from fighting the muslims for all that time.

It will keep them sharp and also provide a better use of their Time, Talents and Treasure, than if they were to otherwise just sort of sit around and watch the muslims kill each other. There just isn’t a lot of sport in that, and keeping them out of the War will probably hurt morale, recruitment and retention just as bad as having gay homosexual soldiers hurts the Army.

Global warming: God as Steward, Christians as Subduers

March 27, 2008

Led by a suspected foreign infiltrator, about 200 or so “Christians,” acting well beyond the Authority of the 17 million member Southern Baptist Convention, are raising a bit of a ruckus by calling upon humanity to act as better stewards of the Earth planet.

This small group of heretics has been deceived apparently into believing the secular scientific party line that an epoch of human-caused Global Warming is being visited upon the Earth.  They are calling upon Christians to do something about it, by acting as better stewards.

What these individuals ignore is nothing less than Biblical Teaching, which clearly and unequivocally states that humans are to subdue the Earth, and not to act as its steward.

The role of the Steward is played by the Lord God.  It is pure unadulterated Godless apostasy for a Christian, or any other human for that matter, to behave as if he is the Earth’s Steward.

As a Prophet for God’s earthly Message, I have prayed hard to Him for wisdom on this matter, which I will now share with you, here, for the first time ever, here at my award-winning interblog.

Since God is our Steward and loves us, He will care for us.  If global warming was really happening, it would be bad for us and God the Steward would Intervene to protect his chosen people, most likely by causing global cooling.

But since the earth’s temperature is going through a perfectly natural period of very slight, almost undetectable warming,  we can conclude with great scientific certainty that global cooling most certainly is NOT happening.

Since the Earth is not cooling, we can conclude that God the Steward is clearly not concerned in the slightest, and God feels that secular climatologists, led by Al Gore, are acting in an unnecessarily alarming way, which will destroy our Way of Life.

Great moments in Christian Persecution: Google Translators

March 26, 2008

tongues.jpgI’m going to start an occasional series entitled “Great Moments in Christian Persecution” to detail in brief snips various examples of how the Godless modern day culture actively conspires to marginalize Good Christian Citizens.

Todays topic is Google Translators

These intertube tools allow you to type words and entire paragraphs in one language, and have them translated to a 2nd language. It’s a miracle! Or, imagine you receive a threatening email or interblog post from a suspected muslim terrorist seeking to destroy your family and your Christian way of life. You can have it translate back to a language that everybody else in the world uses, like English, so you can know the nature of the threat and alert the appropriate authorities.

The Google Translator works in just about every language…even including completely useless ones, like arabic.

Except, notably, one language is not represented: Glossolalia, the most rapidly growing language in the world, which just so happens to be a language used ONLY by Select Christians to communicate with other Select Christians, and with God.

What does Google have against Christians?

Coincidence or Conspiracy?

Is Ben Stein a traitor to Conservative (Republican) Christian values?

March 26, 2008

ben-stein-2jpg.jpgThe Lord gave me a powerful and disturbing Holy Vision last night.

He commanded me to go to the intertubes and ask The Google the following query: Ben Stein+ NY Times

assuring me that if I actually had to accidentally read anything on the elitist, dark-sided, liberal mainstream mouthpiece NY Times to achieve this Holy Mission, that such a transgression would not be held against the Sanctity of my Eternal Soul just so long as I hurried up and went about my business and didn’t dawdle.

God said, “Reverend Hipple, when you Witness the perversity and perversion of which I speak, you will understand EXACTLY what to do.”

Now I don’t want to sound like a bragger, but I derive a great deal of comfort knowing that God can trust me like that when He needs some help.

Still, I felt a great sense of foreboding in going about this task. I’ve known that Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein has been a leading Christian Figure lately. But what in Heaven’s name could a Good Man like that have to do with the NY Times?

He is the star of the Hit Movie Expelled, where he plays the part of a Jew playing the part of a Christian exposing the shocking stranglehold that the Darwinian-inspired Atheists and abortionists have on our schools and Christian Culture. The movie, for the first time, also chronicles the shocking connection between the Adolf Hitler’s fascination with Darwin’s “Theory” of Evolution, and how he based his principles of the Holocaust on Darwin’s Greatest Fraud. As you can imagine, Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein’s new movie sounds like Fantastic Christian Entertainment, which I urge you to enjoy with all of your family.

But indeed, what I found when Googling as God commanded was very Shocking, and forced me to drop to my knees in Deep Prayer for Understanding.

It appears that the NY Times got their grubby little hands on and published a private letter that Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein had composed to Capt. Sen. John McCain, who is still running against Rep. Tom Tancredo for President of Our Dominion.

But, to my utter amazement, the letter is extremely Shocking and Worrisome, and calls into question whether Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein is as committed to Conservative Christian Family Values as he claims to be in his Expelled movie role. Maybe it is a good thing, afterall, that the NY Times dumpster diving reporters came up with this little nugget.

In the letter, Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein advocated that Capt. Sen. John McCain consider rolling back Core Elements of Conservative (Republican) Christian (Economic) Values.

Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein wrote:

“By definition, the truly rich have a lot more money than they need. If they don’t, then they are not rich by my standards. The first step toward putting our house in order, once we are past the seemingly looming recession, is much higher taxes on the truly rich and serious enforcement to prevent offshore tax evasion. “

If that is not shocking enough, Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein went on to say:


“To put it even more starkly, the government — which is us — needs the money to keep old people alive, to pay for their dialysis, to build fighter jets and to pay our troops and pay interest on the debt. We can get it by indenturing our children, selling ourselves into peonage to foreigners, making ourselves a colony again, generating inflation — or we can have some integrity and levy taxes equal to what we spend.

I call on my fellow Christians to re-evaluate Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein and decide for themselves whether this position gives him the authority needed to be taken seriously as a leading Christian Figure.

I’m not in the business of telling anybody how to think, but if you want my opinion, I don’t see how anybody who claims to have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ can seriously contemplate increasing taxes on anybody, much less the rich.. ..and then giving that money to old people who were too lazy and stupid to save their own dern money, or not take better care of their bodies when they were younger.

It seem to me that Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein bamboozled the people who hired him to play a role in that movie. If the movie Expelled is built on a lie like that, perhaps your entertainment dollar might be better spent on the upcoming documentary, Chronicles of Narnia IXV, which I understand will include the most dramatic re-enactment of The Fall of Humanity ever before seen on film.


The Lord has touched Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett on this issue, too, and if you read her words, which generally speak to the issue of Christians and Republicans who only talk the walk, they will leave no doubt whatsoever that Speechwriter, Economist, Actor Ben Stein is nothing more than a low-life RINO-CINO.  Lower than a liberal and just a nudge above an illegal mexican alien.

Christians barely survive entrappment in public theater with Lethal Atheists!!

March 21, 2008

The intertubes are abuzz today with shocking and Disturbing reports of a close and dangerous brush between good, nuclear-family Christians and the Endtimes.

See here, and here. And here, too, for a fornicating Lesbian Harlot perspective.

For a wholesome and more truthful Christian perspective, see here.

A group of God-fearing Minnesota Christians specially invited through the Word of God to Witness and Pray for the World Premier of a new and powerful Christian educational movie were shocked to discover that they had been locked in the same dark room with Atheism’s Black Pope, Richard Dawkins!

Expelled the Movie stars noted Jewish actor Ben Stein as a brilliantly understated Christian Intellectual performing a dramatic re-enactment of several instances when Christians were persecuted from the halls of academia simply because the held steadfast in Teaching the Truth, and doubting Darwinism.

But, back to last night in Minnesota.

In the Name of the Lord, I command all members of the Rev. Paul T. Hipple Ministries to Drop to their Prayerful Knees and beg God our Lord for the Salvation of these unfortunate Christian Brother’s and Sisters, whose Souls have been stained with the perversity and perversions of Godless Atheism, because they were trapped in the same room with Dawkins, a Messenger of the Demon. Unconfirmed reports also suggest that the spawn of noted Christ-denialist PZ Myers was in the room, too, and also certain Lesbians. That is a Tremendously toxic concentration of Dark-Sidedness for one small theater, spoiling the souls of any nearby Christian..possibly permanently unless Prayers of Mercy are immediately rendered.

The irony is not lost on us that today is Good Friday. We celebrate and glorify the Wonderful Moment, over 2000 years ago, when God’s Son, Jesus the Christ, was savagely beaten and willingly gave up His very life to the hands of his brutal Jewish torturers. By this selfless Act, He saved the Souls of only those Christians who accept Jesus the Christ as their personal friend and Savior.

The Demon typically wields his weapons of Perversity and Deception on God’s Holiest Holidays.  So this isn’t too surprising.

Unfortunately, the blessings we receive from this greatest Selfless Act of All History do not automatically extend to include forgiveness for consorting with leaders of Atheist Movements, or with Lesbians, even if such consorting was completely unintentional in nature.  God hates unintentional sin just as much as he hates intentional sin, baby murderer’s, roaming packs of mexican rape squads, etc and so forth.

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