Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain now says he wants to build an electric border fence.
Where have we heard that before?
This is just more proof that Conservative Christian voters should be suspicious of truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain. Who, in addition to his Heritage Problem, looks more and more like a Complete Lightweight on the Cultural Miscegenation crisis brought about by the Kenyan Usurper and his “Open Arms, Open Border” program.
Because Anybody who has thought for a second about the roaming packs of mexican rape squad crisis would realize bullets and electric fences alone simply are not enough. These are nothing but the tired solutions that have been offered time and again by a parade of “establishment” politicians, none of them who have done anything about the immigration problem.
Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain is saying these things because he thinks that is all Conservative Christian voters need to hear to get their votes.
But true Conservative Christian voters with Constitutional Conservative proclivities know we also need the following: an effective mine field deterrent, a Scientifically designed machine gun turret program, vicious border dogs, an anchor baby capture and release system modeled on best practices of deer herd management. We know we must also deploy moats where applicable and swamps where practical and venomous snake pits where feasible. We need to deploy the latest in sonic-based weaponry to protect our East and West Beaches from the waves of islamofascists crashing the shores. Overhead, we cannot rest until we’ve installed a seamless web of steel and laser beams to trap Intruders from the skies!
What we don’t need are more bullets. We got us plenty of bullets.
What we need is a comprehensive Arpaioization of our borders, north and south, east and west, overhead and subterranean.
And we need a Conservative Christian Presidential Candidate who has the single-minded Will to achieve this: Rep Tom Tancredo!