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Are Conservative Christian Republicans making a mistake by coddling the negro voter?

October 28, 2011

Democrat party terrorists subdue a frightened negro who futilely screams out for Conservative Christian Republicans to save him, but none are any where near.

In my Night Time Vision revelations last night, God asked me to write some caution words about the ongoing Conservative Christian campaign designed to create a wedge between the democrat apparatchik and the negro voter, who has been brainwashed to vote for democrats since the days of our Founding Fathers.

As His interblog emissary, God has reveled to me that great danger lurks by bringing the negro voter into the Conservative Christian (Republican) tent.  That we may be asking for more than we are willing to endure.

A key element of this ongoing campaign has Conservative Christians pointing out to the negro that it was, in point of Historical Fact, the democrat party who was responsible for enslaving the negro and for all of the trouble the negro has endured in his long, miserable history.

Furthermore, much like today when the Nobama administration has no control over the waves of mexxican rape squads streaming over our borders, back in the day it was also a democrat administration’s failure to keep people in their proper places which caused all the race rioting in Sanctuary City, illicit drug bedlams,  and the epidemic of woman deflowering that ensued in the 1960’s—all owing to the dissatisfaction of the negro with his plight.

Furthermore, it was democrat administrations that started a war against the Vietnam chinamen, and then conscripted the negro, got him all addicted on the heroin (which back in the day was like meth), and then sent the negro over there to kill the Vietnam chinamen in an intoxicated opiate fog.  If the negro soldier wasn’t killed, he was shipped back home for life long enslavement in the democrat entitlement culture.

Furthermore, it is a Historical Fact that the KKK was an elite offshoot of the democrat party, and was originally founded in order to terrorize Republican Christians.   Indeed, in order to become a member of the KKK, one had to swore blood oaths to the democrat party and also to a long list of liberal progressive democrat principles and causes including but not limited to socialism, the New Deal, Planned Parenthood, Govt Schools and Education, the EPA, Clean Air legislation, Entitlements, Reparations, subsidies for the Hollywood Porno Film Industry, NPR, Evolution, Sharia Law, the Global Warming Scam, Pornographic Homosexuality, the proliferation of non-Christian religions such as momonism and papism, and any other Proclivities of Weakness not mentioned explicitly here.

The democrats and the KKK were such a powerful political force back in the day that they enacted Jim Crow laws, separate and not equal schools and facilities, and harassed the negro mercilessly.

And so today’s Conservative Christian campaign is merely pointing all this out to the negro so that he can understand that the history of anti-negro hate is a democrat party problem, not a Conservative Christian Republican problem.

However, there is a problem with this campaign, and that problem is, What do we do if it is successful?  If we bring all the negroes under our tent, are we not obligated, as Christians, to share our loaves of bread and hunks of fish to feed them?  And what do we do if so many come under the tent and we run out of bread and fish? All those negroes are going to demand their share of food!

Well, it isn’t difficult to see where this is going.  We’d have to raise taxes on small businesses and the job makers.  And they wouldn’t be happy about that at all, because raising taxes will destroy our economy and take money out of our pockets and redistribute the wealth: Which is socialism!!

The Wisdom of God has warned me that to invite the negro under our Conservative Christian Republican tent is to invite a culture of entitlement and socialism, which could turn us from being a Conservative Christian Republican party into something more like democrat party.  Because to invite the negro into our party involves inviting centuries worth of problems that are associated with it. Should it be the role of Conservative Christian Republicans to clean up yet another mess that was created by the democrat party?

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California becomes 1st official Sanctuary State

October 10, 2011

Illegal mexican immigrants migrate over to California to live high on the hog at the expense of California taxpayers

It looks like the liberal socialist Governor of California, Defrocked Papist Pastor Governor Jerry Brown has once again, for the second time in his life, decided to spit into the Eye of God by declaring California an official Sanctuary State.

In a speech, Defrocked Papist Paster Governor Jerry Brown announced, “In signing this order, I hereby evade my Constitutional Obligations admitting I am an Unrepentant socialist zealot to unilaterally lay down a welcome matt for all illegal mexicans throughout the land.  Please!  Come to California and stay!  California taxpayers will house, feed and educate you all…including roaming packs of mexican rape squads.”

Do you hear that sound?

Do you smell all that exhaust smoke?

That is the sound and smell of illegal mexicans all across the land loading up their cars to head out to California, the land of welfare opportunity.

Wake up again! People!

Great Moments in Deficit Reduction: Moving from an all-volunteer to an all-slave armed forces

November 6, 2010

Illegal mexican bandito immigrant smiles eagerly after being offered an opportunity to wage war against muslims

With their out-of-control spending, the demonrats have destroyed our Christian Way of Life.  Fortunately, we have just elected a Christian Conservative Congress in a nick of time, and the Salvation of our Dominion remains a possibility.

The first objective of these Sacred Congressmen is to achieve a balanced budget by enacting massive economy-stimulating tax cuts.  They will also need to make some very difficult budget cutting decisions.  The Christian Conservative Congress also needs to deal with the illegal immigrant menace that has polluted our Great Nation and threatens the sanctity of our Chaste Women Resources.

In my Holy Night Time Visions last night, God has informed me that He has just come up with a Perfect Solution: An All-Slave army.

Currently, the military personnel costs to our Dominion Taxpayers are over $250 billion dollars annually.  Beyond the obvious fact that Dominion Taxpayers know how to spend their own personal $250 billion dollars far better than the govt, what are we taxpayers actually getting for that expense?  Well, since we are only killing ~2000 muslims each year, each dead muslim is costing us anywhere between $50-$100 million.

To reduce the per muslim killed cost, we can either start killing more muslims (which is obviously what we all would prefer to achieve) or we can reduce our personnel costs.

Or we can do both, which is the beauty of God’s Slave Army Initiative!

So God proposes that we round up all the illegal aliens and make them our soldiers.  This would allow us to cut back dramatically on the personnel costs of keeping US Christian American soldiers in harms way and on the Department of Defense payroll, and allow them to retire and return to their loving, supportive Christian families with whom they can finish their lives sharing a peaceful and dignified agrarian existence to heal the wounds caused by the horrific muslim atrocities they witnessed in wartime.

The illegal immigrants who replace our Christian American Soldiers will be instructed on how to kill muslims, but will not be paid for their services because they are foreign criminals without Constitutional Rights and therefore have NO LIBERTIES to be deprived of.  Including the right to being paid a wage for their soldiering. And they will not mind not being paid for their services because they are motivated far more by mayhem and carnage than by economic aspirations.

But, and here is the beauty of God’s Plan, rather than running about our streets in roaming packs terrorizing peaceful Americans and eroding Our Christian Culture, they will be shipped over and let loose in muslim lands to practice their blood thirsty ways.  They will show no mercy BECAUSE their Souls are dark, empty wastelands bereft of any human decency, and will therefore prove to be far more effective muslim-killing machines than our great US Christian Soldiers, who as I already mentioned, are pretty darn good at $100 million per sheik head.

You might be asking, “But Rev Hipple, what will we do with all these illegal immigrant conscripts when the war is over?”

What a stupid question!  If our Conservative Christian Congress is who we think we elected, the War againsts muslims will never end!  And if they don’t understand that, we will keep on electing Conservative Christian Congresses until we get one that never ends the war.  Obviously!

This is a win-win-win net-net situation and I urge you to prayerfully ask God to show His new Christian Congress the Way.

 

Just a Quick thought: Can Slavery solve our immigration crisis?

September 14, 2010

Screen depictions such as this of hard working, self-motivated slaves overstate their work ethic. Especially for mexicans.

The more I pray to God for Guidance about it, the more convinced I become that reinstituting slavery for mexicans can be the most effective deterrent weapon we have in our anti-immigration crisis arsenal.

Perhaps a better weapon than the effective border dog and border mine field programs instituted under the loving presidency of Gov Pres George W Bush.

You see, I have repeatedly asked the intergoogles the following question, and have yet to get an answer because there probably ain’t none:

What is the name of a single negro buck who snuck across our borders and into Our Dominion prior to when the 13th Amendment was passed?

Besides our Beautiful White Christian Women, the only thing that attracts the mexican to Our Dominion is compensated work. But nobody except God and I are thinking about what would happen if we didn’t compensate them?  Because they are lazy and shiftless, they certainly wouldn’t work as hard.

If we ever want this festering flood to ever stop, then what we need is for our government to get off the backs of the Free Enterprisers  and allow them to use mexican slaves in their small businesses as they see fit.

It seems to me that all we need is the political will to enslave illegal aliens.  Fortunately, we have several emerging leaders sweeping into government office who are sympathetic to they idea of using an effective slavery deterrent in the War on our Borders and that day is coming soon!

Would Jesus amend His Constitution?

August 16, 2010

Look very carefully to see photographic proof that Jesus inspired Our Founders and directed their pens

Serious Constitutional scholars, at least the only ones people should listen to, no longer debate the concept that the US Constitution is a living, breathing document Inspired by the Hand of God and his Son, baby Jesus.  These scholars now agree that our United States Dominion is a Christian nation because our Constitution was, if not written by God word for word, then certainly dictated by Him.  Are we a Christian Nation?  [looks cross-eyed] What a stupid question!

One doesn’t even need prayerful answers to that one.  Just look at world history in any book, even Secular Elitist world history and it will be as obvious as daylight:

At the time of our Founding, the rest of the world, Europe in particular, was sliding into the dark abyss in which it rests today, a cabal of socialist, communist-inspired governments ruled by atheist nazis and lice-infested royal families who ruthlessly taxed their subjects to redistribute their wealth to the poor, the lazy and the useless cripples of their society.  As such, it had become clear to Jesus that the Times called for a new safe haven for His people, who were being oppressed by the Shackles of Taxation.

Checking off his options by Looking towards other continents, He saw that Africa was not much different than it is today, populated by degenerate tribes of primitive negroes in the south, while roaming packs of cagey muslim thieves owned its north.  He saw Asia as a land infested with wild-eyed, incoherent nomadic mongols, whereas South America was crawling with peoples (I hesitate to call them even that, more like animals) of bizarre pagan cults who were so drug-addled from sucking on the leaves of toxic indigenous plants that they didn’t even realize they were naked all the time!  Since it was well known that Australia was no different then what it is today, a penal colony of euro-rapists, thieves, murderers and more horrifically even debt-welchers, Jesus didn’t even glance there when thinking about where to set up His Dominion.  Finally, he did not look to Antarctica, because at the time it was not clear Antarctica was even a continent.  Even to Jesus.

Thus, with essentially His only option remaining, He sought out Our Shores, its Good Christian People, and the brilliant Founding Fathers within to create a Christian Nation, His Kingdom upon His earth!

These are indisputable historical facts.

The question therefore always arises, “If Jesus wrote the Constitution, and the Constitution is His Words, and since His Words are immutable, than why in the blaze would He ever allow it to be Amended?”

Christians always get confused about this and ask, “Rev Hipple, why do we not treat the Constitution like we treat the Bible, as the Word of God, immutable, fixed for all eternity and inviolate?”

The best answer I can give to that is Jesus inspired Our Founders, and dictated certain sections of the Constitution so the Founders could write them down, but not all the words in the Constitution is the Word of God, per se.  Even though it is pretty darn close to it. So close, in fact, that Woe upon the sinner who does not consider the Constitution Sacred Text!

Still, Jesus let some of the words in the Constitution be Human Founding Father words rather than His words.  I believe the reason is that Jesus foresaw extremely serious problems and issues that our Founders could not fix at the time of our Constitutional Convention due to the political climate of the time.   This was complicated by the Fact that there was no other place in which to set up His Dominion.

Although all of the Founders were Christian, a few of them proved to be Faithless, with secular liberal tendencies and homosexual leanings.  Jesus knew what was in their Dark hearts.  Remember also, the atheistic euroenvironmentaloid culture had become extremely hostile ground for Christians, so Jesus was anxious to start up a New Dominion quickly, before it was too late, but not get blamed for it if it failed, which would tarnish His Omnipotent image.  I mean, Jesus knew even back than just how untrustworthy liberals and homos could be.  He placed His Faith and Trust in our Conservative Founding Fathers, like Thomas Jefferson, George Washington and others knowing that they would see to His plan.

Jesus, in His Infinite Wisdom, saw the early Problems of our Nation as issues that could not be solved quickly enough.  They were not so serious as to destroy us at the outset, but He also could see that they would fester and boil throughout the early history of our Dominion and potentially destroy us and His Dominion from within if there were not a mechanism to one day address these issues.

And therefore, He empowered us with the Miraculous gift of Constitutional Amendments to repair these dark and foreboding problems at a point in time when we were best prepared to do so.   There is no debate whatsoever that the most divisive problem that Our Founders left for a later day was the corrosive effects on Her people of allowing the production, distribution and consumption of alcohol and other intoxicating beverages.  But Jesus foresaw that His people would eventually muster the political will to deal with that issue, and thus we have the 18th Amendment to the Constitution which made Sacred not only His Day, but every other day, too.

Today, we have arrived at the darkest Day in our Dominion’s history since before Prohibition.  Our Great Nation is being destroyed not from within, but by an illegitimate, unconstitutional “leader” who is NOT A NATURAL US Citizen, whose main support, whose only support, comes not from the Citizens of the United States, but from millions of millions of illegal immigrants who were paid handsomely to vote fraudulently in the last election, and who operates with the financial backing of rich arab sheiks who are hell bent on world islamic hegemony.

So I ask you, at this point in history would Jesus amend His Constitution?

Is that some sort of stupid question?

Of course Jesus would amend His Constitution.  The only serious question remaining in this Darkest Moment in our History is what amendments to the Constitution would Jesus NOT amend to put an end to our Constitutional Crisis??  Trust me, the 14th Amendment is not our only problem right now.  Not by a long shot.  Jesus sees problems that need amendments to address several of our amendments including but not limited to the 1st, 4th, 5th-8th, 10, 13th-16th, 21st and 24th Amendments.

Jesus wants you to vote for Rep Tom Tancredo to be our next President so that Rep Tom will call a new Constitutional Convention to pass multiple amendments to the amendments and to get this finished with all due haste by not inviting no blame liberals.

Libs Mock Conservative Christians with Phallus-shaped Poll Results

August 12, 2010

Poll data on degenerate homosexual lifestyle manipulated into shape of unattractive Phallus

A cabal between elements of the elitist lamestream media, pollsters and poll respondents have conspired on a poll conducted about degenerate homosexual lifestyles to fix the results so that they form the shape of an engorged, fully erect male phallus, possibly of human origin.

And people wonder why we are disgusted by libs!

I went to a Christmas Concert and a burn jewish holiday broke out

December 16, 2009

Horrific Christian Persecution never seems to Stop

Last night I went all the way up to the big city to see a show that was advertised as a Christmas Concert.  I was, of course, expecting to hear songs celebrating the Miracle birth of the Beautiful Baby Jesus Boy, and how the evil darkness of the world will Tremble with Great Fear when He comes again.

But about half way into the concert, the burn choir started to sing hanaka songs!!!

What made this sacrilege even more shocking, the concert was being sung in a Christian Church!

While the choir sang jewish, which made them sound like they had marbles in their cheeks, you could just feel the acid tears of Baby Jesus flowing down His plump cheeks and it became too much to bear.

So naturally, I got up out of my pew decrying the sacrilege, and promptly went to the back of the church where I demanded not only a full refund, but also financial remuneration for my travel expenses and my lost time.  These people who ran this choir, one of who I am certain was jewish, refused to pay me back, and one thing led to another, before I knew it I was escorted out of the Church by an extremely large and hostile negro man threatening to call the police unless I quieted down.

I would gladly get me a lawyer who is expert in false advertising if I could find one to take the case.  Unfortunately, there is no doubt in my mind that the burn Choir who put on this program under COMPLETELY FALSE pretenses will be defended by the government-backed ACLU. Most lawyers are too intimidated to fight the ACLU and won’t even accept a healthy retainer just to look into its merits.

Christ suffered unspeakable rendition and torture for our Sins.  But He only had to fight off the jews and the romans.  To right this horrific wrong I would have to fight the ACLU and the jewish liberal elitist establishment.  I try hard to live my life like Christ Jesus, and I know my God would never ask me to suffer anything worse than what His Son suffered.

Therefore, I won’t press charges or fight the ACLU because it would be a far worse experience than getting crucified for all of past, present and future Sins of Humanity.  I would simply advise that if you are going to a Christmas Concert this year, you might want to inquire about what songs are on the program, and don’t assume that just because it is performed in a Christian Church that it will be Sanctified music.  I would especially advise you to avoid Catholic Churches in particular.  Your sneaky papist is shiftier than a snake on hot coals.

Expect Collateral Damage in the War against Muslim Atrocities

November 11, 2009

soldier w jesus

Jesus protected by a sad US GI on day of His rendition and torture

The peaceful, loving relationship between the US soldier and Jesus is the basis upon which the US projects its devastatingly effective military power.  Our Military and all of Her operations are certified by an authority no less powerful and Perfect than the Provenance of God!  We  engage in battle with Our enemies equipped with Divine Certainty that, as Gen George W. Bush has said repeatedly, “Our crusade against Muslim terror and the demonic treachery of the muslim is a just one!

[For anybody who has difficulty with this concept, and considers equally legitimate all monotheistic faiths of the Abrahamic tradition,  I need only remind you that Jesus uses the King James Bible and only the King James Bible to deliver His message.  There is no such thing as a King James Koran….and there never will be.  In other words, when Jesus had the chance to vote for who would be His People, Jesus voted for the Christian and against the muslim.

And I don’t have to remind you that the War against Muslim Atrocities is a borderless war.  Try as we do to contain the battlefield within the borders of their own pathetic, God-foresaken countries, skirmishes break out from time to time elsewhere, including sometimes within the peaceful Borders of our very own Dominion.  This simple fact of islamic treachery teaches us that Christians must remain vigilant no matter it they are in Turkinministan, Timbuktoo or Tuscaloosa.

Do we project our Power perfectly at all times?  Of course we do not.  We are only God-like, not God.  We are human and the only real failing of a true Christian is in trying to be as perfect as God and then falling short.  But every once in a while we make a mistake.

For example, a Christian US Marine is now being persecuted by the secularists in Florida for a minor case of mistaken identity.  He was on leave, peacefully, going about his business, removing some laundry from the trunk of his car in front of his own home in a peaceful neighborhood of like-minded Christians.  Because he was trained so well, he was aware this calming scene could be disrupted at any moment and was also on alert.

Inexplicably,  someone doing a PERFECT muslim imitation came running up from behind this soldier with an opium-crazed look on his face, screaming, “Allah akbar!  Allah akbar!” which literally translated means, “I am about to pull the cord on this here homicide bomb, Allah willing!”

Because he was a US Marine he was trained to recognize homicidal islamofascism in a blink of an eye and to do what any good Christian would do in a situation like that:  he grabbed the tire wrench from the trunk of his car and used it to repeatedly beat this savage pseudo-islamofascist mercilessly, to stop him from activating the bomb that any reasonable American would presume was wrapped around his chest, which would be used to harm any innocent Christian women and children who are nearby.

Once unconscious, it was determined that this muslim-wannabe was, in fact, not a typical muslim terrorist and was instead a member of some catholic-like mediterranean-based wiccan cult who had illegally immigrated into the US through our broken borders.  Further, he might just as well have been a deaf mute because he didn’t speak or hear a lick of English, a fact which might have led to some uncertainty about his true intentions.

Sadly, the Christian US Marine was subsequently arrested and charged with assault and attempted murder, and now suffers the worst sort of persecution imaginable: false imprisonment by the very same government he swore to defend with Honor until the last breath of his life.  He has become an enemy of the liberal state.

This incident proves many things.  First, it proves that after generations of removing God from our schools, our secular law enforcement culture apparently has lost any ability to tell the difference between justified defense from a homicidal maniac, and mistaken identity and is willing to persecute good Christians who might accidentally do the latter.

Second, to the degree this case might possibly represent unfortunate “collateral damage” in the war against muslims, it also proves the wisdom of Rep Tom Tancredo’s platform for insisting that English be the Official Language in the US.  To prevent further mishaps of this nature, as our next president, Rep Tom Tancredo will enact laws that ensure visitors to this Dominion can pass basic English proficiency tests before entering through Customs.  For their own safety.

Third, although it is true there are special places in Hell reserved for those who fall short of the Loving Expectations of God, this is not one of those cases.  Lance Cpl. Bruce can rest assured that Jesus will walk with him as he suffers through persecution from secularists who are not nearly as forgiving about mistaken cases of identity as is God….particularly when muslims are involved.

(x)Gov Mother Palin: Promote new bio as Walmart Greeter

September 30, 2009

Sarah Palin selling her book at Walmart

Sarah Palin selling her book at Walmart

I have just received Word from God in my night time visions, subsequently confirmed on the elite mainstream intergoogle media, that (x)Gov Mother Sarah Palin is having difficulty booking speaking engagments to promote her new book.

Apparently, the Czars and Socialist Liberals who run the  sort of venues that normally pay book authors and speakers $100,000 to visit and speak or read from their books  for 30 minuts or so are a balking and scheduling (x)Gov Mother Sarah Palin.

However, there is a better than good alternative.  (x)Gov Mother Sarah Palin could sell and sign her books by serving as a guest WalMart greeter every Saturday until all of them books are sold.  I’ve done the calculations.  If she sells just one of her books in every WalMart, she would be a best selling authoress!!!!

She would sell a lot there, I am sure, because the sort of folk who actually love (x)Gov Mother Sarah Palin are not exactly the type of people who would go to university and college lectures or to bookstores.

Barry Soetorro using code words to trigger race riots

July 23, 2009

raceriotIn his televised speeches last evening, the muslim immigrant pretender to the American Presidency, Sheikh Barry Soeterro,aka Hussein Obama, criticized the Cambridge MA police for their arrest of a buck negro, who they had arrested for burglarizing a home in a upper class white neighborhood.

In my town, if the sheriff finds a negro  roaming a white neighborhood, he puts an end to it right there.   By doing so, the sheriff is simply using our precious tax dollars the way we see fit.  If our sheriff finds a negro IN a home in the white neighborhood,  quite frankly, that negro is lucky to survive with his life.  That is simply the way it has always been.  Over the years, both the sheriff and the negroes have come to accept that this is the nature of our co-existence.

But on National TV, before an assemblage of the liberal elite mainstream media, President Sheikh Barry Soeterro called the arresting Cambridge City Police Officer a “stupid” for arresting the negro in that house.

Historically, here in the south, when a negro leader such as a minister or a teacher calls the sheriff or his deputies a ‘stupid’, we’ve come to learn that this is a secret code that negro leaders use to provoke their folk to  “assemble your molotov cocktails, grab some stones and bricks of throwable quality, and get prepared to  desecrate the white women folk and go about on a looting rampage downtown .  The rioting will commence at sundown.”

This is also the way it has always been.

Of course, the main stream liberal media, who have long ignored the devious character of the negro, have no idea what this man’s statements on the tv’s last night means.   Worse, they have no interest whatsoever calling experts such as my self to testify to this prognostication and provocation.

Does anybody still believe this man was legally elected to be our President?  Does anybody still believe this man is not dangerous and doesn’t seek to destroy our Christian-based Constitutional form of government?

If not, what further proof do you need?  The proof exists, you just have to believe in it.


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