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Is using a teleprompter the last straw for truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain?

October 31, 2011

Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain seen recently consorting with a teleprompter, raising serious questions about his commitment to Conservative Christian values

Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain, who can’t seem to shake suspicions that he is an agent for a possible extrasolar alien life form intent upon seeking galactic hegemony, is the subject of some more new and damaging revelations this morning.

One of which is so shocking, and I will get to it last, its very nature renders his continued candidacy for President of Our Dominion in serious jeopardy.

One new issue of no great concern are reports that he was previously sued by a couple of his bitches former aides for sexual harassment during his highly successful tenure as a Washington DC fast food industry lobbyist and insider.

But experts agree that this should not hurt his candidacy because of the well-known proclivity of subordinate women in the workplace, especially in sanctuary cities like the nation’s capital, to incite Male Urgings by dressing like tramps and Jezebels so they can creat false and trumped up Charges for Profit.

How to spot these women is pretty easy.  They are well known for their inability to provide acceptable relations to their men at home, and frequently come from a culture of govt entitlement dependency, making them unreliable and untrustworthy witnesses in the extreme, no matter if they win their cases or not.

In second minor issue, we here at Dominionists for Tancredo, despite hours spent in deep Prayerful Diligence seeking Guidance from Our Lord, have not yet been able to Ascertain whether it is true that truck stop Pizza Mogul has sired a White child out of wedlock, as shocking widely circulated rumors seem to indicate.  So we will not comment on those rumors here, at this time, until we get more facts and additional Prayerful Guidance from Jesus.

Additionally, Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain has also recently confused Conservative Christian Voters by first claiming, then denying he ever claimed that as President he would promote the death of  little unborn baby boys and girls under certain Politically Correct circumstances, such is in cases of rape and incest.

Presumably after a Prayerful Moment with God and his staff, truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain has backtracked on this issue.  Irrespective,  he now holds a position that is perfectly coherent with Conservative Christian values, which is that God wants all of his babies to be born and has a Special Purpose for each.

For example, maybe God gives little unborn babies to rape and incest victims so that these ladies can experience the Joy of Sacred Forgiveness? Their babies need fathers in their lives, so God guides these woman to open their hearts to their attackers to create with them a stable, loving Christian home as a heterosexual  Husband and Wife.   Most pro-Abortionists simply fail to see this Wisdom.

In yet a third controversy, those of us who monitor the Conservative Christian credentials of our Candidates were recently forced to demand that truck stop Pizza Mogul retract his mistaken admonition that smoking cigarettes is not cool, after the Political Correctness Police controversy enveloped him upon release of his Award-Winning Campaign Ad.

We now know that the coolest thing in All of Creation is to be a Free American, one who enjoys ALL of our God-Given Jeffersonian Constitutional Rights and Freedoms.

We celebrate Cool American Freedoms in many ways, such as smoking as many cigarettes as we wish, wherever we wish; by carrying concealed handguns and shooting them how and when and at whom we please; by riding our motorcycles without helmets and driving our pickup trucks without seat belts; and finally, by mounting our women without condoms using whatever orifice is convenient in the moment.

It is not a flip-flop if you are tricked into saying you made a mistake by saying something you know your constituency doesn’t believe.  Conservative Christians have forgiven this transgression because truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain blurted out his unfortunately misguided admonition against smoking while trapped in a diabolical act of “Gotcha Journalism” treachery committed by a well-known MSM/liberal TV personality who for decades has been suspected of taking bribes to serve as a front line propagandist for the democrat Party.

But don’t get me wrong, we are NOT defending truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain.  We at Dominionists for Tancredo have made no secret of our skepticism over not only the candidacy of truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain (and all other candidates other than Rep Tom Tancredo), but even over his relationship to the Human Species.   We have never trusted that negro and in all probability we never will trust him.

In my Night Time visions last night, God instructed me to ask the google this morning about truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain’s use of certain visual aids during his speechifying.  What I awoke to find was more shocking and deeply disturbing than anything I have ever seen before or since.

What I found was clear and unequivocal evidence that truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain speechifies with the use of teleprompters!

Of all of his problems and controversies, this one will be his undoing.  Truck stop Pizza Mogul would have a good chance of wiggling himself out of any number of controversies.  He could survive, for example, proposing to raise taxes on the job creators, to increase the budget for the EPA, to enact new regulations designed to strangle our businesses, and so on.

But it should be clear to everybody by now that what this Dominion most does not need is another 4 years of yet another Uppity politician  who cannot speak for himself and can only get by from reading the words that others have written for him.

We KNOW Barry Soeterro Hussein Obama is FAKE not only because nobody credible will stand up and claim they saw his birth, and because of his use of a teleprompter to arrogantly spout the lies of his cabal of Sorosian handlers.

These days, if you want the Conservative Christian voter to vote for someone else, the best thing you can do is use a teleprompter.

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Are Conservative Christian Republicans making a mistake by coddling the negro voter?

October 28, 2011

Democrat party terrorists subdue a frightened negro who futilely screams out for Conservative Christian Republicans to save him, but none are any where near.

In my Night Time Vision revelations last night, God asked me to write some caution words about the ongoing Conservative Christian campaign designed to create a wedge between the democrat apparatchik and the negro voter, who has been brainwashed to vote for democrats since the days of our Founding Fathers.

As His interblog emissary, God has reveled to me that great danger lurks by bringing the negro voter into the Conservative Christian (Republican) tent.  That we may be asking for more than we are willing to endure.

A key element of this ongoing campaign has Conservative Christians pointing out to the negro that it was, in point of Historical Fact, the democrat party who was responsible for enslaving the negro and for all of the trouble the negro has endured in his long, miserable history.

Furthermore, much like today when the Nobama administration has no control over the waves of mexxican rape squads streaming over our borders, back in the day it was also a democrat administration’s failure to keep people in their proper places which caused all the race rioting in Sanctuary City, illicit drug bedlams,  and the epidemic of woman deflowering that ensued in the 1960’s—all owing to the dissatisfaction of the negro with his plight.

Furthermore, it was democrat administrations that started a war against the Vietnam chinamen, and then conscripted the negro, got him all addicted on the heroin (which back in the day was like meth), and then sent the negro over there to kill the Vietnam chinamen in an intoxicated opiate fog.  If the negro soldier wasn’t killed, he was shipped back home for life long enslavement in the democrat entitlement culture.

Furthermore, it is a Historical Fact that the KKK was an elite offshoot of the democrat party, and was originally founded in order to terrorize Republican Christians.   Indeed, in order to become a member of the KKK, one had to swore blood oaths to the democrat party and also to a long list of liberal progressive democrat principles and causes including but not limited to socialism, the New Deal, Planned Parenthood, Govt Schools and Education, the EPA, Clean Air legislation, Entitlements, Reparations, subsidies for the Hollywood Porno Film Industry, NPR, Evolution, Sharia Law, the Global Warming Scam, Pornographic Homosexuality, the proliferation of non-Christian religions such as momonism and papism, and any other Proclivities of Weakness not mentioned explicitly here.

The democrats and the KKK were such a powerful political force back in the day that they enacted Jim Crow laws, separate and not equal schools and facilities, and harassed the negro mercilessly.

And so today’s Conservative Christian campaign is merely pointing all this out to the negro so that he can understand that the history of anti-negro hate is a democrat party problem, not a Conservative Christian Republican problem.

However, there is a problem with this campaign, and that problem is, What do we do if it is successful?  If we bring all the negroes under our tent, are we not obligated, as Christians, to share our loaves of bread and hunks of fish to feed them?  And what do we do if so many come under the tent and we run out of bread and fish? All those negroes are going to demand their share of food!

Well, it isn’t difficult to see where this is going.  We’d have to raise taxes on small businesses and the job makers.  And they wouldn’t be happy about that at all, because raising taxes will destroy our economy and take money out of our pockets and redistribute the wealth: Which is socialism!!

The Wisdom of God has warned me that to invite the negro under our Conservative Christian Republican tent is to invite a culture of entitlement and socialism, which could turn us from being a Conservative Christian Republican party into something more like democrat party.  Because to invite the negro into our party involves inviting centuries worth of problems that are associated with it. Should it be the role of Conservative Christian Republicans to clean up yet another mess that was created by the democrat party?

2012 is a Referendum on our Christian Conservative Heritage

September 21, 2011

If the 2008 presidential election taught us anything, it is that we cannot drop our guard and allow our Constitution to be hijacked by stealth candidates for Foreign Interests on or near a large continent that is south of Europe and begins with the letter A.

We obviously don’t want to replace the arrogant Nuambian Prince currently occupying OUR White House with more of the same.

This specific concern renders implausible the election of certain candidates who do not rise to meet the standards of our Heritage Test.  Among such individuals are Pizza Mogul Herman Cain, a likeable, well-groomed negro who enunciates his words nicely.

Let me be perfectly clear.  Second only to Rep Tom Tancredo, Pizza Mogul Herman Cain’s anti-muslim credentials are unrivaled.  He is an Outstanding Christian Conservative in this regard who I am certain would attack the immigration problem and the immigrants it attracts with the sort of heartless devastation the issue merits.  I think we could trust him to roll back every progressive reform ever enacted by Congress in its recorded history.

But.

Pizza Mogul Herman Cain is shown in the image in this interblog.

Look at this picture prayerfully and ask yourself whether you can honestly say this individual passes the Heritage Test.

(Hint: There is nothing wrong with your monitor’s color settings)

The Holy Bible: Jesus’ Birth Certificate is NO FAKE

April 27, 2011

God wrote Jesus' birth certificate in the bible so that we are assured He is our Savior and not a forgery

On a day when the Kenyan Pretender, once again, attempts to famfoozle the gullible mainstream media with his obviously and completely transparent forgery of his “full birth certificate” we are reminded of a time not too long ago.

In that time, God sent to His green and blue and brown earth His Only Son, Jesus the Christ.  Jesus was sent to die following a horrific rendition and torture so that our Souls will find Eternal Peace with Him.

In His time, as today, there was never any doubt as to the Provenance of this Child, this Boy, this wonderous Gift from God.

And the reason for that is because God took His time to carefully dictate His Birth not only to the Apostles of Christ, His eartly witnesses, but also to the Prophets.

The Birth Certificate of Jesus is no less an authority than the Scripture and the Gospel of the Holy Bible.

I just find it Ironic that this arrogant negro, this Obama fellow…a man who claims to have the powers of God, who falsely claims to know the mind of God, and who wrongly claims that Jesus walks with him.  A man who didains Real Americans with every core of his being.  A man who bears false witness not only to Christianity but probably also to his pagan islamism religion, a man who can’t even produce a legally certified document that unequivocally attests to his earthly origins!

And we have the Real Jesus as a living example as to how to attest a live birth properly.  Do those people really take us as complete fools?

I voted. Barely.

November 3, 2010

New Black Panthers cordon off entry to polling station in Georgia, while threatening to beat and rape anyone who attempts to cross.

I voted.

I voted even though I put my life in danger by breaking through a cabal of militant SEIU welfare addicts, Black Panther negro thugs, a zany pack of leftwing euroenvironmentaloids screatching about something or other,  a bunch of shiftless illegal immigrants who smelled suspiciously muslim, and a gaggle of disease-infested “men” I can only presume were members of some twisted gay-homosexual cult demanding sickening rights to fornicate out in the wide open nature!

I got pictures of all of it.  The terror we experienced as we voted was unspeakable!  The degree of voter intimidation would impress Hugo Chavez and any socialistic muslim fascist stalinist dictator throughout the world!

But once I got in there I went in there and did a good ol’ fashion foot stomp on the demonrats who have destroyed our Christian Culture and stolen the future of our grandchildren and Driven our Constitution and unbalanced budget off a cliff, and who seek to enslave our women and children in their despicable demagogic brand of atheism and demon altar-worship.

My only remaining concern was how all of the polling station workers seemed to be obviously trucked in off the immigrant welfare rolls, wearing the hijab and other death cult baubles, almost certainly foreshadowing the fraudulent vote counting sure to come.

If this election does not go PRECISELY as predicted by Fair and Balanced FOX News, we’ll know why.

I voted.  And I survived.  Barely.  And I got pictures.  Lot’s of pictures.

All Praise to God for delivering me Intact from this horrific mayhem and for delivering our Country Gov Rep Tom Tancredo, who will gain invaluable experience ruling Colorado with an iron fist before his ascension to the White House in 2012!!!

WOW!!!

November 1, 2010

Not that he needed xGov Mother xMama Grizz Sarah Palin’s vote of robocall confidence, but this should just about sew it up!

You betcha Rep Tom Tancredo will be tough on illegal immigration!!!

Libs Mock Conservative Christians with Phallus-shaped Poll Results

August 12, 2010

Poll data on degenerate homosexual lifestyle manipulated into shape of unattractive Phallus

A cabal between elements of the elitist lamestream media, pollsters and poll respondents have conspired on a poll conducted about degenerate homosexual lifestyles to fix the results so that they form the shape of an engorged, fully erect male phallus, possibly of human origin.

And people wonder why we are disgusted by libs!

I went to a Christmas Concert and a burn jewish holiday broke out

December 16, 2009

Horrific Christian Persecution never seems to Stop

Last night I went all the way up to the big city to see a show that was advertised as a Christmas Concert.  I was, of course, expecting to hear songs celebrating the Miracle birth of the Beautiful Baby Jesus Boy, and how the evil darkness of the world will Tremble with Great Fear when He comes again.

But about half way into the concert, the burn choir started to sing hanaka songs!!!

What made this sacrilege even more shocking, the concert was being sung in a Christian Church!

While the choir sang jewish, which made them sound like they had marbles in their cheeks, you could just feel the acid tears of Baby Jesus flowing down His plump cheeks and it became too much to bear.

So naturally, I got up out of my pew decrying the sacrilege, and promptly went to the back of the church where I demanded not only a full refund, but also financial remuneration for my travel expenses and my lost time.  These people who ran this choir, one of who I am certain was jewish, refused to pay me back, and one thing led to another, before I knew it I was escorted out of the Church by an extremely large and hostile negro man threatening to call the police unless I quieted down.

I would gladly get me a lawyer who is expert in false advertising if I could find one to take the case.  Unfortunately, there is no doubt in my mind that the burn Choir who put on this program under COMPLETELY FALSE pretenses will be defended by the government-backed ACLU. Most lawyers are too intimidated to fight the ACLU and won’t even accept a healthy retainer just to look into its merits.

Christ suffered unspeakable rendition and torture for our Sins.  But He only had to fight off the jews and the romans.  To right this horrific wrong I would have to fight the ACLU and the jewish liberal elitist establishment.  I try hard to live my life like Christ Jesus, and I know my God would never ask me to suffer anything worse than what His Son suffered.

Therefore, I won’t press charges or fight the ACLU because it would be a far worse experience than getting crucified for all of past, present and future Sins of Humanity.  I would simply advise that if you are going to a Christmas Concert this year, you might want to inquire about what songs are on the program, and don’t assume that just because it is performed in a Christian Church that it will be Sanctified music.  I would especially advise you to avoid Catholic Churches in particular.  Your sneaky papist is shiftier than a snake on hot coals.

Republican Snowe: Traitor or just the Devil’s spawn?

October 14, 2009

We’ll find out soon enough.

The other day, Sen. Olympia Snowe of Maine broke ranks with Republicans and voted to pass the socialist Obamacare agenda, and with it, the largest government handout ever to lazy, shiftless negroes and the roaming packs of mexican rape squads who flow unchecked across our borders.

Wicked Witch of the West or Olympia Snowe?

Wicked Witch of the West or Olympia Snowe?

Olympia Snow or Wicked Witch of the West?

Olympia Snow or Wicked Witch of the West?

A careful intergooglerogatory of pictures and images conducted on this woman raises a very important question:  Is Olympia Snowe the Wicked Witch of the West, or were they just separated at birth?

As everybody knows, the Demon’s Witch is ice cold solid but she will melt if she comes into contact with liquid water or rock salt.

As such, I’m happy to report that conservative colleagues at Red State.Com are conducting a test.  If I understand this test, they ask all of us to send Sen. and suspected Witch Olympia Snowe a bag of rock salt.  Since Sen and Suspected Witch Snowe lives in Maine, which is frozen, the rock salt will melt her and it will also melt all the snow and ice around her, thus getting Senator and Suspected Witch Snowe wet with water, thus causing her to melt even faster.  Which will prove that she is a Witch AND which will take this RINO and enemy of God’s Dominion out from the Senate, stopping her from doing any more damage to this great country of ours.

One Nation Under God

October 6, 2009

Jesus laughs at Hussain Obama's useless liberal agenda

Jesus laughs at Hussain Obama's useless liberal agenda

Finally, the mainstream artist industry is beginning to recognize that this Great Nation of ours Belongs to Christ!!!

I urge Dominionists everywhere to click on the interlink above and to study and disseminate this wonderful work of art, which is so rich in symbolism, that it needs explanatory paragraphs to get across the points it makes.

For example, the you can read about all the enemies of our Constitution, including activist Supreme Court judge weeping in shame, the smug, Evolution-loving, liberal humanist God-less college professor, and family physicians lining up to get fat at the Public Option health care reform troth, and so forth

Note to immigrants: You are NOT welcome in this Country, even if you do accept Lord Jesus the Savior as your God.  JMO


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