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Is using a teleprompter the last straw for truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain?

October 31, 2011

Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain seen recently consorting with a teleprompter, raising serious questions about his commitment to Conservative Christian values

Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain, who can’t seem to shake suspicions that he is an agent for a possible extrasolar alien life form intent upon seeking galactic hegemony, is the subject of some more new and damaging revelations this morning.

One of which is so shocking, and I will get to it last, its very nature renders his continued candidacy for President of Our Dominion in serious jeopardy.

One new issue of no great concern are reports that he was previously sued by a couple of his bitches former aides for sexual harassment during his highly successful tenure as a Washington DC fast food industry lobbyist and insider.

But experts agree that this should not hurt his candidacy because of the well-known proclivity of subordinate women in the workplace, especially in sanctuary cities like the nation’s capital, to incite Male Urgings by dressing like tramps and Jezebels so they can creat false and trumped up Charges for Profit.

How to spot these women is pretty easy.  They are well known for their inability to provide acceptable relations to their men at home, and frequently come from a culture of govt entitlement dependency, making them unreliable and untrustworthy witnesses in the extreme, no matter if they win their cases or not.

In second minor issue, we here at Dominionists for Tancredo, despite hours spent in deep Prayerful Diligence seeking Guidance from Our Lord, have not yet been able to Ascertain whether it is true that truck stop Pizza Mogul has sired a White child out of wedlock, as shocking widely circulated rumors seem to indicate.  So we will not comment on those rumors here, at this time, until we get more facts and additional Prayerful Guidance from Jesus.

Additionally, Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain has also recently confused Conservative Christian Voters by first claiming, then denying he ever claimed that as President he would promote the death of  little unborn baby boys and girls under certain Politically Correct circumstances, such is in cases of rape and incest.

Presumably after a Prayerful Moment with God and his staff, truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain has backtracked on this issue.  Irrespective,  he now holds a position that is perfectly coherent with Conservative Christian values, which is that God wants all of his babies to be born and has a Special Purpose for each.

For example, maybe God gives little unborn babies to rape and incest victims so that these ladies can experience the Joy of Sacred Forgiveness? Their babies need fathers in their lives, so God guides these woman to open their hearts to their attackers to create with them a stable, loving Christian home as a heterosexual  Husband and Wife.   Most pro-Abortionists simply fail to see this Wisdom.

In yet a third controversy, those of us who monitor the Conservative Christian credentials of our Candidates were recently forced to demand that truck stop Pizza Mogul retract his mistaken admonition that smoking cigarettes is not cool, after the Political Correctness Police controversy enveloped him upon release of his Award-Winning Campaign Ad.

We now know that the coolest thing in All of Creation is to be a Free American, one who enjoys ALL of our God-Given Jeffersonian Constitutional Rights and Freedoms.

We celebrate Cool American Freedoms in many ways, such as smoking as many cigarettes as we wish, wherever we wish; by carrying concealed handguns and shooting them how and when and at whom we please; by riding our motorcycles without helmets and driving our pickup trucks without seat belts; and finally, by mounting our women without condoms using whatever orifice is convenient in the moment.

It is not a flip-flop if you are tricked into saying you made a mistake by saying something you know your constituency doesn’t believe.  Conservative Christians have forgiven this transgression because truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain blurted out his unfortunately misguided admonition against smoking while trapped in a diabolical act of “Gotcha Journalism” treachery committed by a well-known MSM/liberal TV personality who for decades has been suspected of taking bribes to serve as a front line propagandist for the democrat Party.

But don’t get me wrong, we are NOT defending truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain.  We at Dominionists for Tancredo have made no secret of our skepticism over not only the candidacy of truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain (and all other candidates other than Rep Tom Tancredo), but even over his relationship to the Human Species.   We have never trusted that negro and in all probability we never will trust him.

In my Night Time visions last night, God instructed me to ask the google this morning about truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain’s use of certain visual aids during his speechifying.  What I awoke to find was more shocking and deeply disturbing than anything I have ever seen before or since.

What I found was clear and unequivocal evidence that truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain speechifies with the use of teleprompters!

Of all of his problems and controversies, this one will be his undoing.  Truck stop Pizza Mogul would have a good chance of wiggling himself out of any number of controversies.  He could survive, for example, proposing to raise taxes on the job creators, to increase the budget for the EPA, to enact new regulations designed to strangle our businesses, and so on.

But it should be clear to everybody by now that what this Dominion most does not need is another 4 years of yet another Uppity politician  who cannot speak for himself and can only get by from reading the words that others have written for him.

We KNOW Barry Soeterro Hussein Obama is FAKE not only because nobody credible will stand up and claim they saw his birth, and because of his use of a teleprompter to arrogantly spout the lies of his cabal of Sorosian handlers.

These days, if you want the Conservative Christian voter to vote for someone else, the best thing you can do is use a teleprompter.

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Are Conservative Christian Republicans making a mistake by coddling the negro voter?

October 28, 2011

Democrat party terrorists subdue a frightened negro who futilely screams out for Conservative Christian Republicans to save him, but none are any where near.

In my Night Time Vision revelations last night, God asked me to write some caution words about the ongoing Conservative Christian campaign designed to create a wedge between the democrat apparatchik and the negro voter, who has been brainwashed to vote for democrats since the days of our Founding Fathers.

As His interblog emissary, God has reveled to me that great danger lurks by bringing the negro voter into the Conservative Christian (Republican) tent.  That we may be asking for more than we are willing to endure.

A key element of this ongoing campaign has Conservative Christians pointing out to the negro that it was, in point of Historical Fact, the democrat party who was responsible for enslaving the negro and for all of the trouble the negro has endured in his long, miserable history.

Furthermore, much like today when the Nobama administration has no control over the waves of mexxican rape squads streaming over our borders, back in the day it was also a democrat administration’s failure to keep people in their proper places which caused all the race rioting in Sanctuary City, illicit drug bedlams,  and the epidemic of woman deflowering that ensued in the 1960’s—all owing to the dissatisfaction of the negro with his plight.

Furthermore, it was democrat administrations that started a war against the Vietnam chinamen, and then conscripted the negro, got him all addicted on the heroin (which back in the day was like meth), and then sent the negro over there to kill the Vietnam chinamen in an intoxicated opiate fog.  If the negro soldier wasn’t killed, he was shipped back home for life long enslavement in the democrat entitlement culture.

Furthermore, it is a Historical Fact that the KKK was an elite offshoot of the democrat party, and was originally founded in order to terrorize Republican Christians.   Indeed, in order to become a member of the KKK, one had to swore blood oaths to the democrat party and also to a long list of liberal progressive democrat principles and causes including but not limited to socialism, the New Deal, Planned Parenthood, Govt Schools and Education, the EPA, Clean Air legislation, Entitlements, Reparations, subsidies for the Hollywood Porno Film Industry, NPR, Evolution, Sharia Law, the Global Warming Scam, Pornographic Homosexuality, the proliferation of non-Christian religions such as momonism and papism, and any other Proclivities of Weakness not mentioned explicitly here.

The democrats and the KKK were such a powerful political force back in the day that they enacted Jim Crow laws, separate and not equal schools and facilities, and harassed the negro mercilessly.

And so today’s Conservative Christian campaign is merely pointing all this out to the negro so that he can understand that the history of anti-negro hate is a democrat party problem, not a Conservative Christian Republican problem.

However, there is a problem with this campaign, and that problem is, What do we do if it is successful?  If we bring all the negroes under our tent, are we not obligated, as Christians, to share our loaves of bread and hunks of fish to feed them?  And what do we do if so many come under the tent and we run out of bread and fish? All those negroes are going to demand their share of food!

Well, it isn’t difficult to see where this is going.  We’d have to raise taxes on small businesses and the job makers.  And they wouldn’t be happy about that at all, because raising taxes will destroy our economy and take money out of our pockets and redistribute the wealth: Which is socialism!!

The Wisdom of God has warned me that to invite the negro under our Conservative Christian Republican tent is to invite a culture of entitlement and socialism, which could turn us from being a Conservative Christian Republican party into something more like democrat party.  Because to invite the negro into our party involves inviting centuries worth of problems that are associated with it. Should it be the role of Conservative Christian Republicans to clean up yet another mess that was created by the democrat party?


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