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November 2, 2011

truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain describing ideal booty width to height ratios in a speech on how to outbreed the chinamen
In a major foreign policy speech delivered yesterday entirely without the aid of teleprompters, truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain for the first time revealed elements of his plans to deal with growing threats to the sanctity of our Dominion posed by the China menace.
Speeching before a spell-bound audience of unRacist Conservative Christian voters, truck stop Pizza Mogul said that “Anybody with common sense can understand that all we need to do to beat the Chinamen is to outgrow them. Along with developing a greater nuclear weapon arsenal since they look to have some interest in acquiring nuclear weapons themselves.”
Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain then went on, presenting an outline of his Proposals to deal with the Chinamen threat.
The first element of the plan is to grow the economy to a level that matches the chinaman economy, from 1.5 to 6.5. This is an obvious and not a particularly new solution, except for the fact that it seems to have completely escaped the attention of the current administration that is destroying our economy with taxes and a smothering regulatory burden, headed by the elitist Usurper Kenyan and his Keynesian Kaliphate.
The second element of the plan is more bold and audacious and involves a two pronged approach to outgrow the chinaman population.
The first approach involves an airtight ban on the murdering of little baby unborn boys and girls that now goes on in our state-sponsored Planned Parenthood abortion mills. Nobody ever saw a rancher grow his herd by murdering all of his unborn baby boy and girl calves, so it don’t make no sense to do it to our human progenies either!?!?! NO MORE ABORTION UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES because it is the Loving Christian thing to do, and because we are going to need all the progeny we can muster to defeat the chinaman.
The second approach is more t ambitious, but reveals the sort of completely fresh way of looking at difficult proplems that Conservative Christian voters are growing to admire about the token renegade negro.
Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain calls it his Billion Baby Booty (BBB) solution:
“Right now, there is about 1 billion more chinamen then there is US Americans. If we stop killing 500 million unborn baby boys and girls each year while simply doubling the number of unborn baby girls and boys that we set about to make, we’ll have caught up to the chinamen. We can do it in one year! What I learned running truck stop pizza shops is the way you sell more pizza is to stop throwing away half the pizzas you cook, and then cook twice as many more! Common sense!”
When asked by narrow-minded liberal MSM reporters how he would convince more women to get pregnant, truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain had this to say:
“Our women, frankly, need to become more attractive to better provoke their men into the Relations Desire. It is a scientific fact that we don’t produce enough US American babies these days because menfolk are tired after the come home from their hard jobs, and they become uninterested in sharing their seed with the womenfolk, especially if the womenfolk don’t have the Bedroom Eyes. In part, this has to do with the scientific fact that our women folk need to be a lot more attractive for our menfolk.
My administration will derive new regulations for female attractiveness standards; things like weight, hairdo, makeup and dress standards. For example, (holding his hands apart less then chest width) our regulations will call for a booty sizes no larger than just so, and will require women to hold special permits to have booty sizes just this big (holding his arms outstretched). But these are not hard and fast rules (laughs), no pun intended. Although I don’t personally like mine too large, we understand that men differ in their Booty Predilections, and they will be able to obtain waiver affidavits if they prefer larger bitches, on a case-by-case basis.”
Responding to concerns about the effect of new job-killing regulations on the economy, truck stop Pizza Mogul indicated for every new job-killing regulation his administration imposes as part of the Billion Baby Booty campaign, they would roll back other regulations in compensation:
“For example, we would enact a federal ban of adultery laws on the basis of national emergency. If we hope to catch up with the chinamen, we can’t have our menfolk who are doing their part by getting a little strange on the side to be worried that their wives back home might sue them for adultery. Again, this is something that just makes common sense.”
Indeed, it does.
Although there is much to like about these Conservative Christian common sense solutions that truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain proposes, his candidacy still poses major problems for the Dominionist Party. Most significant among these is his Heritage Problem.
Still, WE ARE NOT RACISTS and there is nothing to stop a Rep Tom Tancredo administration from adopting some of these solutions, whether or not credit is owed to truck stop Pizza Mogul for having the idea in the first place.
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October 16, 2011

Truck Stop Pizza Mogul Hermain Cain chuckles when thinking how gullible Conservative Christian voters must be to buy into his failed immigration solutions
Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain now says he wants to build an electric border fence.
Where have we heard that before?
This is just more proof that Conservative Christian voters should be suspicious of truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain. Who, in addition to his Heritage Problem, looks more and more like a Complete Lightweight on the Cultural Miscegenation crisis brought about by the Kenyan Usurper and his “Open Arms, Open Border” program.
Because Anybody who has thought for a second about the roaming packs of mexican rape squad crisis would realize bullets and electric fences alone simply are not enough. These are nothing but the tired solutions that have been offered time and again by a parade of “establishment” politicians, none of them who have done anything about the immigration problem.
Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain is saying these things because he thinks that is all Conservative Christian voters need to hear to get their votes.
But true Conservative Christian voters with Constitutional Conservative proclivities know we also need the following: an effective mine field deterrent, a Scientifically designed machine gun turret program, vicious border dogs, an anchor baby capture and release system modeled on best practices of deer herd management. We know we must also deploy moats where applicable and swamps where practical and venomous snake pits where feasible. We need to deploy the latest in sonic-based weaponry to protect our East and West Beaches from the waves of islamofascists crashing the shores. Overhead, we cannot rest until we’ve installed a seamless web of steel and laser beams to trap Intruders from the skies!
What we don’t need are more bullets. We got us plenty of bullets.
What we need is a comprehensive Arpaioization of our borders, north and south, east and west, overhead and subterranean.
And we need a Conservative Christian Presidential Candidate who has the single-minded Will to achieve this: Rep Tom Tancredo!
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October 10, 2011

Illegal mexican immigrants migrate over to California to live high on the hog at the expense of California taxpayers
It looks like the liberal socialist Governor of California, Defrocked Papist Pastor Governor Jerry Brown has once again, for the second time in his life, decided to spit into the Eye of God by declaring California an official Sanctuary State.
In a speech, Defrocked Papist Paster Governor Jerry Brown announced, “In signing this order, I hereby evade my Constitutional Obligations admitting I am an Unrepentant socialist zealot to unilaterally lay down a welcome matt for all illegal mexicans throughout the land. Please! Come to California and stay! California taxpayers will house, feed and educate you all…including roaming packs of mexican rape squads.”
Do you hear that sound?
Do you smell all that exhaust smoke?
That is the sound and smell of illegal mexicans all across the land loading up their cars to head out to California, the land of welfare opportunity.
Wake up again! People!
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March 14, 2011

Volunteer police searching anchor baby nests for illegal immigrants
As a Christian Nation, we are exhausted by the idea of govt workers living the high life on the taxpayer dole. We are tired of having tax dollars extracted from OUR incomes to pay the excessive salaries and union pensions of govt workers, especially the hordes of amoral Godless liberal school teachers spouting as fact tenuous theories of evilution and the Demon’s numerology. Other govt workers are just as bad, but teachers, because of their liberal proclivities, are the absolute worst offenders.
We are tired of paying the pensions of these people, who end their days on this earth living high on the hog, a lifetime of receiving compensation from OUR tax dollars for doing nothing but providing useless govt service.
But there is a solution, a solution that I have arrived at prayerfully, by opening my heart to hear the Word of God through the miracle of the Holy Night Time Visions that He visits upon me.
We need to remake the govt workforce in much the same way we remade the United States of America Armed Forces in the wake of the democrat capitulation the the communists in Vietnam.
The All Volunteer US Armed Forces has been an unquestioned success. We have an abundance of patriots who would gladly volunteer to join the govt workforce, much the same way we’ve easily been able to attract volunteers to fight our wars against the muslims and hispanic speaking peoples throughout the world who seek to do us harm.
The use of an all volunteer govt workforce will dramatically lower the costs of govt operations, much the same way it has reduced the cost of waging wars, thereby allowing us to wage war whenever and where ever necessary.
There will be modest costs associated with an all volunteer govt workforce. We will have to equip the volunteers with uniforms, much the same way we give uniforms to our all volunteer Armed soldiers. But unlike for the latter, we won’t have to give govt workers field rifles and other expensive weapons.
Mostly, we need to change our culture of volunteerism, to get people thinking that it would be a privilege to volunteer to work for our govt, much the same way as it is a privilege to kill muslims and other evil-doers, by volunteering to serve in our Armed Forces.
If we had an army of volunteer govt workers to rival our Army of Volunteer Christian Soldiers, we’d have a much more efficient govt that operates at only a fraction of the cost it takes to pay govt workers.
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November 6, 2010

Illegal mexican bandito immigrant smiles eagerly after being offered an opportunity to wage war against muslims
With their out-of-control spending, the demonrats have destroyed our Christian Way of Life. Fortunately, we have just elected a Christian Conservative Congress in a nick of time, and the Salvation of our Dominion remains a possibility.
The first objective of these Sacred Congressmen is to achieve a balanced budget by enacting massive economy-stimulating tax cuts. They will also need to make some very difficult budget cutting decisions. The Christian Conservative Congress also needs to deal with the illegal immigrant menace that has polluted our Great Nation and threatens the sanctity of our Chaste Women Resources.
In my Holy Night Time Visions last night, God has informed me that He has just come up with a Perfect Solution: An All-Slave army.
Currently, the military personnel costs to our Dominion Taxpayers are over $250 billion dollars annually. Beyond the obvious fact that Dominion Taxpayers know how to spend their own personal $250 billion dollars far better than the govt, what are we taxpayers actually getting for that expense? Well, since we are only killing ~2000 muslims each year, each dead muslim is costing us anywhere between $50-$100 million.
To reduce the per muslim killed cost, we can either start killing more muslims (which is obviously what we all would prefer to achieve) or we can reduce our personnel costs.
Or we can do both, which is the beauty of God’s Slave Army Initiative!
So God proposes that we round up all the illegal aliens and make them our soldiers. This would allow us to cut back dramatically on the personnel costs of keeping US Christian American soldiers in harms way and on the Department of Defense payroll, and allow them to retire and return to their loving, supportive Christian families with whom they can finish their lives sharing a peaceful and dignified agrarian existence to heal the wounds caused by the horrific muslim atrocities they witnessed in wartime.
The illegal immigrants who replace our Christian American Soldiers will be instructed on how to kill muslims, but will not be paid for their services because they are foreign criminals without Constitutional Rights and therefore have NO LIBERTIES to be deprived of. Including the right to being paid a wage for their soldiering. And they will not mind not being paid for their services because they are motivated far more by mayhem and carnage than by economic aspirations.
But, and here is the beauty of God’s Plan, rather than running about our streets in roaming packs terrorizing peaceful Americans and eroding Our Christian Culture, they will be shipped over and let loose in muslim lands to practice their blood thirsty ways. They will show no mercy BECAUSE their Souls are dark, empty wastelands bereft of any human decency, and will therefore prove to be far more effective muslim-killing machines than our great US Christian Soldiers, who as I already mentioned, are pretty darn good at $100 million per sheik head.
You might be asking, “But Rev Hipple, what will we do with all these illegal immigrant conscripts when the war is over?”
What a stupid question! If our Conservative Christian Congress is who we think we elected, the War againsts muslims will never end! And if they don’t understand that, we will keep on electing Conservative Christian Congresses until we get one that never ends the war. Obviously!
This is a win-win-win net-net situation and I urge you to prayerfully ask God to show His new Christian Congress the Way.
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November 2, 2010

Christians quietly gather to celebrate the Fall of Tyranny on the night of Nov 2, 2010 AD
- No Compromises!
- Preserve our Constitution by Rolling Back all Constitutional Amendments that are inconsistent with Jeffersonian Constitutionalism
- Finish Southern border fortifications and initiate Effective Mine Field Deterrent program; send shots across the bow of all Canadian ships to remind them we have NOT forgotten about them, too.
- Authorize the gitmoization of Enemies of the State, beginning with recently deposed democrat congress critters, and anybody affiliated with or suspected affiliators of MSNBC
- Put the “J” back in Jesus by deporting all individuals who pronounce their name as, “Hey! Zeus!!”
- (Pass a Constitutional Amendment outlawing the use of any language other than American English in commerce and in schools)
- Rehabilitate Gov Rep Tom Tancredo
- Stop ALL wasteful govt spending
- Impeach!!!
- Round up, inter and deport ALL Illegal Aliens, including Anchor babies and let their govt, the UN, deal with the legal repercussions
- No Compromises!!
- Criminalize gay homosexuality
- Stop all govt activity until Price Water House & Cooper can complete a full audit of every last govt program
- Marbleize and then Enshrine the Bush Tax Cuts!
- President Gov Ronald Reagan!!!
- Spread shoot-to-kill orders throughout our borders and in all immigration services outposts
- Accept islam as a Public Health Problem: Establish the Muslim-Free Zone/Death Cult Control program based upon scientifically established immunization “herd protection” principles
- Operate a limited, one time only “Amnesty for Libs” campaign—ha!ha! j/k! lol!! rickrolled!!!!
- Close all Universities and public radio stations that slurp from the troth of public govt handout welfare!
- Immediately Unseparate the separation of Church and state to allow Common Sense prayers in schools!
- Roll back tariffs on lubricants!
- Have this ALL accomplished in time for the next Birthday of Little Baby Jesus
- Outlaw evolution in all forms and disguises
- Establish the Department of Social Media and install as its first Secretary xGov Mother Sarah Palin
- Force Immigration Compliance by ending all Federal Tax subsidies paid out to sanctuary cities
- Apply a full out nuclear-tipped missle surgical assault to end the Iranian Weapons of Mass Destruction program once and for all
- Enforce Constitutional provisions that require Presidents of the USA to be Natural Born Citizens
- Impeach!!!!!
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October 29, 2010

Obama White House official personally escorts illegal immigrants w/anchor baby into conscripted, foreclosed property absconded from White Christian family.
Last night I received a deeply disturbing night time Vision from God.
In it, I witnessed a conversation in the White House Oval Office between the nigerian prince (Hussein Obama) and members of his inner circle, the kabal of kenyans.
In a colloquiol dialect I recognized as darija, one of his advisors argued,
“Sir, once everything settles down after we declare Marshal Law and suspend the congress on Nov 3, we’ll need to move to solve the immigration and home foreclosure problems, so that nobody will notice we have torn up the Constitution into a pile of nanoscale shreds.”
The Devious Tyrant had obviously thought this through and did not skip a beat in his response, declaring,
“I want you to take all those empty foreclosed homes the banks are holding and give them to the illegal immigrants. I want you to kick out from their homes any White Christian homeowner who is more than one week behind on his payments. And then I want you to put an anchor baby family in his home. I want this done quietly, but quickly. I want all the illegal immigrants in their homes by Christmas Morning, when we will announce they will not only receive free and clear title to those homes, but also US Citizenship.”
When I woke up in the morning I could not believe my eyes, as if I had just witnessed the Hugo Chavezigation of American with my very own ears! A cheap, Venezuelan political stunt! So I dropped to my knees to Pray to God and ask if this were True. He did not like the fact that I questioned His judgment or His vision and reminded me that His prophets were expendable, “All of my prophets!”
Then God said,
“It is true that this false leader and concubine of the Demon who has stolen the seat of power will do these things unless he is stopped by my people.”
So there you have it. If we even have the election on Nov 2–because only a fool would think obama is above canceling an election he is sure to lose, or wouldn’t think twice about dismissing congress, locking up the Constitution, and suspending habeous corpus.
Tyranny does not sleep nor does it take the day to vote! Wake up people!
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September 23, 2010

An obviously gay homosexual Swiss Guardsman use demonic magic and subversive mind control methods to subdue and destroy papal enemies
As if stealing from playbooks written by Marx, Lenin and Hitler weren’t enough, it looks like the kenyan konstitutional usurper is going to steal another play, but this time from the playbook of the papist’s pope.
What the illegitimate president Obama hopes to achieve through this theft is a template to create a military vanguard for his own personal use, the equivalent of a Hugo Chavezian protectorate! An American band of mercenaries modeled upon “The Swiss Guard” who are beholden to Obama’s every whim and desire and evil machination.
Most Christians are not aware that the Chief Idolator, the pope, surrounds himself with a cult of elitist homosexual euro/demon-ninja concubines called “The Swiss Guard.” “The Swiss Guard” are mercenaries, which proves to us their gay homosexual proclivities, who are handsomely compensated to protect the pope.
They do so by deploying a variety of cunning defensive and offensive capabilities, ranging from mastery of pagan hand-to-hand combat, to expertise in high caliber weapons marksmenship and mine field deployment, to cyberwarfare and an array of demonic-based mind-control tactics.
You might ask yourself, “All I did was ask the intergoogle to tell me about the DREAM Act, what does this have to do with the DREAM Act?”
The DREAM Act is a piece of hobama legislation principally designed to pander to the coloreds vote, especially the light brown coloreds, and to drive a wedge between them and common sense Christian American voters. This is because the DREAM Act as a paved road towards US citizenship for illegal mexicans who have infiltrated our borders. Rather than round them up and ship them back in cattle cars to their own burn God Foresaken land, Obama plans to pass out US Citizenship to these criminals like Christmas Candy, which will make them his lifelong voters.
That is what they want you to believe.
What is hidden in the fine print is this: The DREAM Act will pass out a US American Citizenship Card willy nilly to any Juan, Pedro or Ricardo that wanders along, just as if they were free passes to the FFA carcass hog contest. And the more evil and nefarious and criminally-minded Juan, Pedro or Ricardo, the better.
Because all that Juan, Pedro and Ricardo have to agree to do is to sign on to serve four year hitches as highly-paid mercenaries, loyal only to the usurper who is now occupying the White House, and to no other person or entity. In exchange for citizenship, they agree to be programmed to bid his every wish and desire, from late night runs to round up K-street tramps and wenches for impromptu West Wing orgy festivals, to conducting cross-Potomac raids on the Pentagon, to engage in search and destroy skirmishes against our brave Armed Forces stationed there.
Obama will also order these Dream Act Banditos to round up and imprison those he suspects of seditious acts including all Christians, all Conservatives, and anybody known to be or to have supported Republican or Republican Tea PartyCandidates in deed or in thought.
The only way we can stop this from happening is to prevent the DREAM Act from becoming law, which means we MUST elect a Conservative Christian Congress, as they are the only people willing to stand up to the kenyan usurper and his nigerian cronies.
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August 17, 2010

When it comes to the illegal immigration crisis, Jesus is the final judge, jury and executioner
There has been much talk lately amongst Conservative Christian political leaders about the need to slightly modify what were the Founding Father’s intentions when crafting the 14th Amendment of our Sacred Constitution.
The 14th amendment currently gives the Sacred Right of American Citizenship to little mexican anchor babies. Quickly, the swelled up mexican doe leaps across our border just in time to drop the baby (“hop and drop” to proclaim citizenship for their entire extended family.
I think we can all agree that no Founding Father worthy of that title and of reasonable mind or character would ever intend to give mexicans citizenship. Indeed, mexicans were the sworn enemies of our Founding Fathers, who fought two bloody wars–The Spanish American War and the Mexican War–to make sure they stayed in their own burn countries and away from our borders.
So it is clear and nobody would argue that we need to simply repeal the 14th Amendment by a simple vote of acclamation and do so with very little additional discussion, which is unnecessary. After that, the only people who will be granted citizenship will be American children, and the occasional brown skinned collaborator who earns it for helping us in our ongoing War against islam.
But will repealing the 14th Amendment do as much good as we hope? That sounds like a stupid question, but it actually isn’t. A repeal of the 14th Amendment will stop illegal fetal immigration, but it will not stop illegal immigration by the mexicans who are already across our borders and roaming about in our neighborhoods after dark, seeking to steal our Women’s flowers and our yardwork equipment from our garages and sheds, and who are abusing our precious Healthcare Resources.
But there is a Repeal Solution that might just work against these savages. We can repeal the 13th Amendment, which was heartlessly imposed upon the entire country after the War of Northern Aggression. The 13th Amendment is the simplist and most simpleminded Amendment of our Constitution. It simply outlaws slavery. The amendment is so short, it is clear that the Founders were not at all enthusiastic about it. Therefore, it is fair and reasonable to conclude that the Founders intended for the 13th Amendment not to pass, or if it did pass, not to be affirmed. Or if it was affirmed, not to survive repeal initiatives. Clearly, therefore, from this careful reading of history, in outlawing slavery, the Founders did not intend to outlaw slavery.
How can repealing the 13th Amendment solve our illegal immigration crisis? That is a pretty stupid question. The answer should be obvious.
Right now, the illegal mexicans have nothing to motivate them to return to their own burn country because the Federal government refuses to do its job of rounding them up and deporting them.
If Conservatives had them rounded up in a Legal Citizens Initiative, which is wholly in our rights, and then packed up on rail cars and shipped back across the border, then the lamestream media would have a field day taking pictures and producing videos with their hands reaching out and begging for food and water. The net result is it would make us, the ones who are trying to save this Country as opposed to the libs who are tearing it apart, look like the bad guys.
Conservatives like myself don’t normally care one burn about political correctedness, but such newsreel would be pretty bad political correctedness publicity for us.
But if we repealed the outlawing of slavery, then anybody could take a slave whenever and whereever they wanted. Quietly. Man by man.
For example, you could drive down to the Home Depot, pretend you got a big job for them and pick up a whole truck full of them. In fact, they’ll be jumping into your truck and you’ll have a hard time not taking too many.
Once you get them to your home, you can make them your slaves and do all the hard work they’d normally do for you, but for free. You could put them all in the shed at night and lock it up. And then have them work for you the next day, and again and again and again. Just like we used to do it in the old days.
Eventually they’ll figure it out and realize they are slaves. If they escape, they’ll get picked up by other Americans, who will make them there slaves, too.
Before you know it, they’ll be too afraid to loiter about the Home Depot begging for work for fear of becoming a slave. Eventually, they’ll get the message and before you know it again, they’ll be sneaking back across their border at night on their way home, trying to escape detection by Our Border Security teams, who would turn them into slaves if they caught them hopping the fences to the south.
Word will get back to all the mexican bucks back in mexico that American is not the Land of Opportunity for mexicans, that they will lose their freedoms and whatnot if they came here.
That would instantly solve the illegal immigration crisis.
I have plenty of commentators who come to this award winning interblog to tell me my ideas are stupid. Do you think this one is stupid, too?
Well if you want permission to say that my idea is stupid, first provide the name of one African negro who voluntarily came to the United States of America prior to when the 13th Amendment was passed.
Just one name.
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August 16, 2010

Look very carefully to see photographic proof that Jesus inspired Our Founders and directed their pens
Serious Constitutional scholars, at least the only ones people should listen to, no longer debate the concept that the US Constitution is a living, breathing document Inspired by the Hand of God and his Son, baby Jesus. These scholars now agree that our United States Dominion is a Christian nation because our Constitution was, if not written by God word for word, then certainly dictated by Him. Are we a Christian Nation? [looks cross-eyed] What a stupid question!
One doesn’t even need prayerful answers to that one. Just look at world history in any book, even Secular Elitist world history and it will be as obvious as daylight:
At the time of our Founding, the rest of the world, Europe in particular, was sliding into the dark abyss in which it rests today, a cabal of socialist, communist-inspired governments ruled by atheist nazis and lice-infested royal families who ruthlessly taxed their subjects to redistribute their wealth to the poor, the lazy and the useless cripples of their society. As such, it had become clear to Jesus that the Times called for a new safe haven for His people, who were being oppressed by the Shackles of Taxation.
Checking off his options by Looking towards other continents, He saw that Africa was not much different than it is today, populated by degenerate tribes of primitive negroes in the south, while roaming packs of cagey muslim thieves owned its north. He saw Asia as a land infested with wild-eyed, incoherent nomadic mongols, whereas South America was crawling with peoples (I hesitate to call them even that, more like animals) of bizarre pagan cults who were so drug-addled from sucking on the leaves of toxic indigenous plants that they didn’t even realize they were naked all the time! Since it was well known that Australia was no different then what it is today, a penal colony of euro-rapists, thieves, murderers and more horrifically even debt-welchers, Jesus didn’t even glance there when thinking about where to set up His Dominion. Finally, he did not look to Antarctica, because at the time it was not clear Antarctica was even a continent. Even to Jesus.
Thus, with essentially His only option remaining, He sought out Our Shores, its Good Christian People, and the brilliant Founding Fathers within to create a Christian Nation, His Kingdom upon His earth!
These are indisputable historical facts.
The question therefore always arises, “If Jesus wrote the Constitution, and the Constitution is His Words, and since His Words are immutable, than why in the blaze would He ever allow it to be Amended?”
Christians always get confused about this and ask, “Rev Hipple, why do we not treat the Constitution like we treat the Bible, as the Word of God, immutable, fixed for all eternity and inviolate?”
The best answer I can give to that is Jesus inspired Our Founders, and dictated certain sections of the Constitution so the Founders could write them down, but not all the words in the Constitution is the Word of God, per se. Even though it is pretty darn close to it. So close, in fact, that Woe upon the sinner who does not consider the Constitution Sacred Text!
Still, Jesus let some of the words in the Constitution be Human Founding Father words rather than His words. I believe the reason is that Jesus foresaw extremely serious problems and issues that our Founders could not fix at the time of our Constitutional Convention due to the political climate of the time. This was complicated by the Fact that there was no other place in which to set up His Dominion.
Although all of the Founders were Christian, a few of them proved to be Faithless, with secular liberal tendencies and homosexual leanings. Jesus knew what was in their Dark hearts. Remember also, the atheistic euroenvironmentaloid culture had become extremely hostile ground for Christians, so Jesus was anxious to start up a New Dominion quickly, before it was too late, but not get blamed for it if it failed, which would tarnish His Omnipotent image. I mean, Jesus knew even back than just how untrustworthy liberals and homos could be. He placed His Faith and Trust in our Conservative Founding Fathers, like Thomas Jefferson, George Washington and others knowing that they would see to His plan.
Jesus, in His Infinite Wisdom, saw the early Problems of our Nation as issues that could not be solved quickly enough. They were not so serious as to destroy us at the outset, but He also could see that they would fester and boil throughout the early history of our Dominion and potentially destroy us and His Dominion from within if there were not a mechanism to one day address these issues.
And therefore, He empowered us with the Miraculous gift of Constitutional Amendments to repair these dark and foreboding problems at a point in time when we were best prepared to do so. There is no debate whatsoever that the most divisive problem that Our Founders left for a later day was the corrosive effects on Her people of allowing the production, distribution and consumption of alcohol and other intoxicating beverages. But Jesus foresaw that His people would eventually muster the political will to deal with that issue, and thus we have the 18th Amendment to the Constitution which made Sacred not only His Day, but every other day, too.
Today, we have arrived at the darkest Day in our Dominion’s history since before Prohibition. Our Great Nation is being destroyed not from within, but by an illegitimate, unconstitutional “leader” who is NOT A NATURAL US Citizen, whose main support, whose only support, comes not from the Citizens of the United States, but from millions of millions of illegal immigrants who were paid handsomely to vote fraudulently in the last election, and who operates with the financial backing of rich arab sheiks who are hell bent on world islamic hegemony.
So I ask you, at this point in history would Jesus amend His Constitution?
Is that some sort of stupid question?
Of course Jesus would amend His Constitution. The only serious question remaining in this Darkest Moment in our History is what amendments to the Constitution would Jesus NOT amend to put an end to our Constitutional Crisis?? Trust me, the 14th Amendment is not our only problem right now. Not by a long shot. Jesus sees problems that need amendments to address several of our amendments including but not limited to the 1st, 4th, 5th-8th, 10, 13th-16th, 21st and 24th Amendments.
Jesus wants you to vote for Rep Tom Tancredo to be our next President so that Rep Tom will call a new Constitutional Convention to pass multiple amendments to the amendments and to get this finished with all due haste by not inviting no blame liberals.
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