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Truck Stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain sounds familiar

October 16, 2011

Truck Stop Pizza Mogul Hermain Cain chuckles when thinking how gullible Conservative Christian voters must be to buy into his failed immigration solutions

Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain now says he wants to build an electric border fence.

Where have we heard that before?

This is just more proof that Conservative Christian voters should be suspicious of truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain. Who, in addition to his Heritage Problem, looks more and more like a  Complete Lightweight on the Cultural Miscegenation crisis brought about by the Kenyan Usurper and his “Open Arms, Open Border” program.

Because Anybody who has thought for a second about the roaming packs of mexican rape squad crisis would realize bullets and electric fences alone simply are not enough.  These are nothing but the tired solutions that have been offered time and again by a parade of “establishment” politicians, none of them who have done anything about the immigration problem.

Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain is saying these things because he thinks that is all Conservative Christian voters need to hear to get their votes.

But true Conservative Christian voters with Constitutional Conservative proclivities know we also need the following: an effective mine field deterrent, a Scientifically designed machine gun turret program, vicious border dogs, an anchor baby capture and release system modeled on best practices of deer herd management.  We know we must also deploy moats where applicable and swamps where practical and venomous snake pits where feasible.  We need to deploy the latest in sonic-based weaponry to protect our East and West Beaches from the waves of islamofascists crashing the shores.  Overhead, we cannot rest until we’ve installed a seamless web of steel and laser beams to trap Intruders from the skies!

What we don’t need are more bullets.  We got us plenty of bullets.

What we need is a comprehensive Arpaioization of our borders, north and south, east and west, overhead and subterranean.

And we need a Conservative Christian Presidential Candidate who has the single-minded Will to achieve this:  Rep Tom Tancredo!

WOW!!!

November 1, 2010

Not that he needed xGov Mother xMama Grizz Sarah Palin’s vote of robocall confidence, but this should just about sew it up!

You betcha Rep Tom Tancredo will be tough on illegal immigration!!!

Repealing 13th Amendment best possible solution for the immigration Crisis

August 17, 2010

When it comes to the illegal immigration crisis, Jesus is the final judge, jury and executioner

There has been much talk lately amongst Conservative Christian political leaders about the need to slightly modify what were the Founding Father’s intentions when crafting the 14th Amendment of our Sacred Constitution.

The 14th amendment currently gives the Sacred Right of American Citizenship to little mexican anchor babies.  Quickly, the swelled up mexican doe leaps across our border just in time to drop the baby (“hop and drop” to proclaim citizenship for their entire extended family.

I think we can all agree that no Founding Father worthy of that title and of reasonable mind or character would ever intend to give mexicans citizenship.  Indeed, mexicans were the sworn enemies of our Founding Fathers, who fought two bloody wars–The Spanish American War and the Mexican War–to make sure they stayed in their own burn countries and away from our borders.

So it is clear and nobody would argue that we need to simply repeal the 14th Amendment by a simple vote of acclamation and do so with very little additional discussion, which is unnecessary.  After that, the only people who will be granted citizenship will be American children, and the occasional brown skinned collaborator who earns it for helping us in our ongoing War against islam.

But will repealing the 14th Amendment do as much good as we hope?  That sounds like a stupid question, but it actually isn’t.   A repeal of the 14th Amendment will stop illegal fetal immigration, but it will not stop illegal immigration by the mexicans who are already across our borders and roaming about in our neighborhoods after dark, seeking  to steal our Women’s flowers and our yardwork equipment from our garages and sheds, and who are abusing our precious Healthcare Resources.

But there is a Repeal Solution that might just work against these savages.  We can repeal the 13th Amendment, which was heartlessly imposed upon the entire country after the War of Northern Aggression.  The 13th Amendment is the simplist and most simpleminded Amendment of our Constitution.  It simply outlaws slavery.  The amendment is so short, it is clear that the Founders were not at all enthusiastic about it.  Therefore, it is fair and reasonable to conclude that the Founders intended for the 13th Amendment not to pass, or if it did pass, not to be affirmed.  Or if it was affirmed, not to survive repeal initiatives.  Clearly, therefore, from this careful reading of history, in outlawing slavery, the Founders did not intend to outlaw slavery.

How can repealing the 13th Amendment solve our illegal immigration crisis?  That is a pretty stupid question.  The answer should be obvious.

Right now, the illegal mexicans have nothing to motivate them to return to their own burn country because the Federal government refuses to do its job of rounding them up and deporting them.

If Conservatives had them rounded up in a Legal Citizens Initiative, which is wholly in our rights, and then packed up on rail cars and shipped back across the border, then the lamestream media would have a field day taking pictures and producing videos with their hands reaching out and begging for food and water.  The net result is it would make us, the ones who are trying to save this Country as opposed to the libs who are tearing it apart, look like the bad guys.

Conservatives like myself don’t normally care one burn about political correctedness, but such newsreel would be pretty bad political correctedness publicity for us.

But if we repealed the outlawing of slavery, then anybody could take a slave whenever and whereever they wanted.  Quietly.  Man by man.

For example, you could drive down to the Home Depot, pretend you got a big job for them and pick up a whole truck full of them.  In fact, they’ll be jumping into your truck and you’ll have a hard time  not taking too many.

Once you get them to your home, you can make them your slaves and do all the hard work they’d normally do for you, but for free.  You could put them all in the shed at night and lock it up.  And then have them work for you the next day, and again and again and again.  Just like we used to do it in the old days.

Eventually they’ll figure it out and realize they are slaves.  If they escape, they’ll get picked up by other Americans, who will make them there slaves, too.

Before you know it, they’ll be too afraid to loiter about the Home Depot begging for work for fear of becoming a slave.  Eventually, they’ll get the message and before you know it again, they’ll be sneaking back across their border at night on their way home, trying to escape detection by Our Border Security teams, who would turn them into slaves if they caught them hopping the fences to the south.

Word will get back to all the mexican bucks back in mexico that American is not the Land of Opportunity for mexicans, that they will lose their freedoms and whatnot if they came here.

That would instantly solve the illegal immigration crisis.

I have plenty of commentators who come to this award winning interblog to tell me my ideas are stupid.  Do you think this one is stupid, too?

Well if you want permission to say that my idea is stupid, first  provide the name of one African negro who voluntarily came to the United States of America  prior to when the 13th Amendment was passed.

Just one name.

(ex)Gov Mother Sarah Palin endorsed by mainstream interblog media

July 16, 2009

Palin standing tall addressing militant muslims

Palin standing tall addressing militant muslims

Governor Mother Sarah Palin’s decision to join Rep Tom Tancredo on the 2012 Dominionist ticket has already received a crucial endorsement from  mainstream Alasksan political activists/interbloggers:

I say, yes.  Do it Sarah Palin!  Your country needs you to form a third party.

This key endorsement– surprisingly from elite leftwing media cultists–so early in the game proves that Governor Mother Sarah Palin has the sort of widespread appeal that can bring America and her Christian people together.

This endorsement also represents a capitulation by the mainstream media, who have been attacking Governor Mother Sarah Palin viciously in attempts to victimize her and her children.  They now recognize that if Governor Mother Sarah Palin will stand firm against them, and she will stand as firm against muslims and other outside special interests who seek to destroy His Dominion.

The #1 platform position of the Tancredo/Palin 2012 ticket, which is to replace the flow of brown illegal aliens across our borders with liquid brown Alaskan energy, seems to resonate.  It has the widespread appeal to draw support across the gaping political divides seperating our Great Nation.   This opens the door to the possibility that Governor Mother Sarah Palin and Rep Tom Tancredo can lead the country in a new direction, returning it to the old ways that God intended when He first dictated our Constitutional form of government to the founding fathers, all of whom, btw, were Christians.

Just one year ago, lacking a crucial endorsement from God because he was not Rep Tom Tancredo, POW Capt Sen John McCain failed to defeat illegal Muslim Immigrant Sen Barry Soeterro Obama as President and has all but quit politics.

Without any question, unlike POW Capt Sen John McCain, Governor Mother Sarah Palin is no quitter who can lead the Nation into a new old era.

Rep. Tancredo will improve abortion protest standards

January 21, 2009

Rep. Tom Tancredo, who took a temporary leave of absence from the campaign trail this past summer so as to deal with matters of a private and personal nature, and not because he feared the Hussein Obama juggernaut, will run again for President in 2012.

When elected, one problem that Rep. Tom Tancredo is  dedicated to improve are the abysmal standards in our Abortion Protest Industry.

Take for example the following video, which is being made fun of after posting on the interblog of a notorious Hitler-loving secular college professor elitist windbag evilutionist.  The women in this video simply do a horrible job in answering a very simple question, and come off sounding like a bunch of bleeding heart libs who question the Sanctity of little unborn Holy baby boys and girls.

There are several correct and simple answers to the question, “What should be done to the women who have illegal abortions when Rep. Tom Tancredo outlaws abortions?”

The correct answers are:

1.  They will be stoned to death (Deu 22:21)

2. They will be burned to death, preferably at a stake (Lev 21:9)

3. They will be stoned to death and burned (Deu 22:21 + Lev 21:9)

4. They will be tried and convicted in a Just Court of Law before being sentenced to death (see 1, 2 & 3 above)

As President, Rep. Tom Tancredo will see to it that abortion protesters are better prepared to face the liberal elite mainstream media, who are going to have a field day with this video if they ever find out about it.

What would Jesus Drive?

January 13, 2009

I am not a big fan of modern day music because most of it is little more than oral fornication, but every so often you find good Christian music that attempts to adhere to fundamental Biblical Principals.

This video isn’t perfect, it has a few flaws, but for the most part, it displays Jesus in a true Biblical context,  as we know Him from the Bible and from Prayer….as an American Jesus.

Antiabortionist Capt. POW Sen. John McCain to lead National Day of Economic Mourning

September 25, 2008

"I'd definitely hit that!!"  Capt. POW. Sen. McCain discussing newly hired (legal) home maid in Senate lunchroom during much needed break from tense, world saving negotiations.

"I'd hit it!" John McCain discussing newly hired house maid during break in key Senate economic deliberations.

In conservative (Christian) Republican circles, the selfless decision by Jesus the Christ to accept Torture and Rendition on the Holy Cross, is widely regarded as 2nd only to Capt. POW Sen. John McCain’s time spent in a North Vietnamese prison, as the single bravest act of Loving Christian Behavior in the History of Humanity.

Today, through the Miracle of Divine Night Time Visions, we learn that Capt. POW Sen. John McCain has outdone even himself, not to mention Jesus the Christ, by announcing his decision to suspend his righteous campaign for the Presidency of our Dominion. Except for lunch and bathroom breaks, He will use all of his free time during this suspension working to save, once again, All of Humanity, especially our God-fearing American Way of Life.

The candidate for the Negro Party, muslim Hussein Obama, his opponent in the race, will selfishly continue his own campaign, and pretend that the United States of America Dominion is not under grave and imminent threat.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul’s Mt. Rushmore bust complete; plans for secession of Dakotas crystalize

February 28, 2008

ron-paul-mt-rushmore-bw.jpgRenegade presidential fund raiser and False Prophet Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has instructed his Believers to prepare to invade North and South Dakota, where they will establish a break away republic.
I have received word of these plans in a series of horrific but highly detailed Night Time Holy Visions.

God Himself has chosen me as His humble servant to Reveal the machinations of this deeply disturbed congressman and former abortionist.  My understanding of the Lord’s Visions are that He views Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is the single greatest threat to the Presidential Candidacy of Rep. Tom Tancredo and therefore to His Dominion on Earth.

Rep. Tom Tancredo, in contrast, will build a strong border wall and then build it again if it means saving the Dominion.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has instructed his Disciples to gather the billions of dollars they have pilfered from unsuspecting intertubers and stash them in hermetically-sealed jars.  These jars will be shipped inauspiciously via ground delivery to secret hiding spots in former nuclear missle silos throughout North and South Dakota.

Operating on the clever ruse that he was running as a Presidential Candidate, philanderer Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has had plans, all along, to raise money to create a break-away Republic.  The first wave of filthy immigrants into this republic will be his European benefactors, who are led by legions of WWII era Nazi descendants currently residing in Bavaria.  The breakaway Republic will be named Bavariastan and will be run as a tax- and war-free Constitutional haven whose economy will be based upon bushmeat exports –thereby explaining the Mason jar hoarding– and casino gambling.

Military operations associated with the invasion will be led by retired Maj Gen Jerry Curry, an experienced self-flagellating veteran of the Indian Wars and frequent subject of rumors that he may enter the Presidential Race to displace the moribund Capt. Sen. John McCain candidacy.

Keeping score in the War on Arab Treachery

February 7, 2008

waterboard terrorists

When I am on the Intertube interblogging with other Interbloggers, I am often asked questions like this one from commentator and interblogger Brother or Sister mw, at The Cynic’s Party interblog:

“If this is a sport, what is the score?”

That is SUCH a great question!!

Of course, so that they can keep their focus and Sharpshooters on the real targets, the U. S. Military is not counting or keeping track of the number of islamofascists we are killing in the War Against Islamic Terror.

Besides, since we are killing so many of these Arabs, it is pretty pointless to count them anyway, since it would make it look like the game is rigged, and they might stop wanting to play us.

So we don’t use the killed ones in the Score, unless we kill them by Just Execution.

Furthermore, renegade elements in the CIA, agents who are suspected of being democrat traitors or having democrat sympathies, are destroying all evidence, video and otherwise of Great Moments in Rendition and Torture which we could otherwise be used to keep Score.

But there are many ways to know the Score without keeping score.

Right now, we are 0-0-2 in terms of islamofascist countries delivered to the Lord. But you got to remember those two ties are still being played right now. They should go to the win column once Rep. Tom Tancredo becomes Commander And Chief, but I’ll just keep them as ties right now.

Another way to keep score is to count up all the islamofascits who have been tried and convicted in Courts of Justice for their crimes. I don’t have my notes handy, but I believe we’re 4-2-1 on that one.

Then you have to add all the wins we are awarded, based on rule technicalities, for all the islamofascists who we’ve captured in 2005 or earlier, but have not faced a trial up to now. They probably won’t ever go to trial because they have been Renditioned and Tortured.

But those count as wins because a good Rendition and Torture is as close as you can get to the Gates of Hell and still come back. And because they were definitely guilty, or else why would be have had them Renditioned and Tortured.

And we get 10 bonus wins for not bringing Khaled Sheikh Mohammed to trial because Torturing him probably saved the Entire world from a nuclear holocaust that we didn’t start by shooting first.

Finally, we get points for the public execution of former Despotic Dictators of Iraq by collaborators in that now free and democratic country who we trained to carry out Just and Dignified executions of criminals, as per the American Way.

So according to my calculations, the score right now is 587-2-3. Which is not bad considering Rep. Tom Tancredo hasn’t even been put into the game yet!

And with any Divine Guidance, we could very well see all those ties go to the win column before its over.

UnChristian persecution of Christians: Ben Stein’s New Movie

February 5, 2008

martyrdom.jpgChristians have suffered at the hands of pagans, atheists, Jews, Romans, muslims and others –all are instruments of the Demon’s treachery–since the beginning of Creation.  And Good and holy Christians respond to this persecution through the lessons of Jesus.   We accept the horrible pain it causes us by remembering the Calm and quiet way that Christ accepted His Death by His persecutors.   Parenthetically, Islamofascists who we find it necessary to rendition and waterboard could take such a lesson themselves and maybe save themselves from the trouble they cause our Intelligence Community.

These same elements of atheism, communism, catholicism, liberalism  and darwinism are now attacking  and persecuting Christians again.  In this case, what I have uncovered is an obvious decrepit methodological naturalist posing undercover as a mainstream media movie reviewer who is attacking Ben Stein’s Historic new movie, Expelled

Expelled is am extremely Truthful and Trustworthy documentary that exposes how brilliant scientists who also happen to have a healthy Christian perspective are being persecuted at elite liberal colleges.  These men are being fired from their jobs, and are prohibited from teaching all sides of the Story of Creation, most especially the parts dealing with how God created everything.

As Good Christians and men of good Christian conscience, these men cannot stand by while these liberal elite institutions Forcibly force them to teach students petty, unprovable theories and only one side of the story at that.

As the movie rolls out in theaters everywhere, Ben Stein is going to take a lot of heat in the form of unChristian persecution of Christians.  Some will even attempt to sew Divisions among Christians, saying that Ben Stein is merely exploiting Christians for profit.  That is simply the typical sort of treachery one can expect from the mainstream media, so don’t you believe a word of it.

We have all said prayers to God to give Our good Christian Brother Stein the strength to rise above this brewing storm of inhumane criticism.  He will prove to be a Christlike Figure no less magnificent then some of history’s earliest and greatest Christlike figures, including Jesus Christ himself.


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