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Truck stop pizza mogul Herman Cain’s subliminal call for plantation uprising

October 26, 2011

God has always felt that there is something not quite right about truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain, but He hasn’t quite been able to put his finger on it.

In a shocking “campaign” video, his first, truck stop pizza mogul Herman Cain finally reveals his Demonically Inspired Plans.

Everybody who has seen this video comes away deeply disturbed, but are not at all certain what message truck stop Pizza Mogul is trying to convey.

“Mark Block here.  Since January I’ve had the privilege of being the chief of staff to Herman Cain.  And the Chief Operating Officer of the Friends of Herman Cain.  Tomorrow is one day closer to the White House.  I really believe  that Herman Cain will put United back in the United States of America.  And if I didn’t believe that I wouldn’t be here.   We’ve run a campaign like nobody has ever seen.  But then, America has never seen a candidate like Herman Cain.  We need you to get involved because together we can do this, we can take this country back. ”

(puffs on cigaratee….music begins as Jezebel sings….”I am America, One Voice, United We Stand, I am America, One Hope, to Heal our Land!”…. image of truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain gives the camera a slow demonic smile)

Here is the literal translation of the message, in which I used the Yahoo! Babal generator to translate it to Chinese, then to Russian, then to Dutch and then back to English.

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These words taken together with the other imagery in the video..the Jezebel music, the burning cigarette, the untrustworthy grinning negro, provide us a message that is clearly obvious:  Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain is a messenger sent here by an ancient extrasolar civilization intending to achieve World Domination.

Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain is calling about his Sleeper Agents (who are the roaming packs of mexican rape squads currently populating our Sanctuary Cities) to initiate their Alien Impregnation Campaign in which his species will deposit eggs via ocular copulation with both male and female human subjects.

They transfer their eggs into us humans by staring into our eyeballs and then grinning at us!! Following an appropriate gestation period in which their progeny grow and develop inside our brains, they will enter the world via explosive parturition in which the host organism (you and me) dies.

At the present time, there is no way of knowing who among us represent their species, other than truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain.  Until further notice, Do NOT Look into the eyeballs of grinning negroes or any mexicans, grinning or otherewise!

This is an EXTREMELY URGENT POST!

 

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2012 is a Referendum on our Christian Conservative Heritage

September 21, 2011

If the 2008 presidential election taught us anything, it is that we cannot drop our guard and allow our Constitution to be hijacked by stealth candidates for Foreign Interests on or near a large continent that is south of Europe and begins with the letter A.

We obviously don’t want to replace the arrogant Nuambian Prince currently occupying OUR White House with more of the same.

This specific concern renders implausible the election of certain candidates who do not rise to meet the standards of our Heritage Test.  Among such individuals are Pizza Mogul Herman Cain, a likeable, well-groomed negro who enunciates his words nicely.

Let me be perfectly clear.  Second only to Rep Tom Tancredo, Pizza Mogul Herman Cain’s anti-muslim credentials are unrivaled.  He is an Outstanding Christian Conservative in this regard who I am certain would attack the immigration problem and the immigrants it attracts with the sort of heartless devastation the issue merits.  I think we could trust him to roll back every progressive reform ever enacted by Congress in its recorded history.

But.

Pizza Mogul Herman Cain is shown in the image in this interblog.

Look at this picture prayerfully and ask yourself whether you can honestly say this individual passes the Heritage Test.

(Hint: There is nothing wrong with your monitor’s color settings)

Obama plans include giveaway of foreclosed homes to illegal immigrants

October 29, 2010

Obama White House official personally escorts illegal immigrants w/anchor baby into conscripted, foreclosed property absconded from White Christian family.

Last night I received a deeply disturbing night time Vision from God.

In it, I witnessed a conversation in the White House Oval Office between the nigerian prince (Hussein Obama) and members of his inner circle, the kabal of kenyans.

In a colloquiol dialect I recognized as darija, one of his advisors argued,

“Sir, once everything settles down after we declare Marshal Law and suspend the congress on Nov 3, we’ll need to move to solve the immigration and home foreclosure problems, so that nobody will notice we have torn up the Constitution into a pile of nanoscale shreds.”

The Devious Tyrant had obviously thought this through and did not skip a beat in his response, declaring,

“I want you to take all those empty foreclosed homes the banks are holding and give them to the illegal immigrants.  I want you to kick out from their homes any White Christian homeowner who is more than one week behind on his payments.  And then I want you to put an anchor baby family in his home.  I want this done quietly, but quickly.  I want all the illegal immigrants in their homes by Christmas Morning, when we will announce they will not only receive free and clear title to those homes, but also US Citizenship.”

When I woke up in the morning I could not believe my eyes, as if I had just witnessed the Hugo Chavezigation of American with my very own ears! A cheap, Venezuelan political stunt!  So I dropped to my knees to Pray to God and ask if this were True.   He did not like the fact that I questioned His judgment or His vision and reminded me that His prophets were expendable, “All of my prophets!”

Then God said,

“It is true that this false leader and concubine of the Demon who has stolen the seat of power will do these things unless he is stopped by my people.”

So there you have it.  If we even have the election on Nov 2–because only a fool would think obama is above canceling an election he is sure to lose, or wouldn’t think twice about dismissing congress, locking up the Constitution, and suspending habeous corpus.

Tyranny does not sleep nor does it take the day to vote!  Wake up people!

Did the giraffe’s neck grow or did the acacia get smaller?

March 3, 2009

noahs_ark1Ever so often the intergoogles erupt with some crazy wobegone attempt to explain the unusual characteristics of one of God’s beautiful Creatures on the basis of evolution.

Evolutionists would have you believe that the giraffe neck “evolved” so it could reach food higher and higher in trees.

But God created the giraffe with a very specific purpose in mind:  Noah needed a scout who could see far ditances, searching for dry land.

After the Flood, and the water cleare, God rewarded the Giraffe for his good services by creating the acacia tree, whose leaves rise to a height that perfectly matches the height of the giraffes head.

If God waited for evolution to provide food for His giraffe, for example, by slowly reducing the height of the acacia tree until it matched the height of the giraffe, the latter would have clearly died of starvation long before evolution of the tree would have run its course.

These are the sort of obvious things evolutionists conveniently overlook.

Mother Gov. Sarah Palin is not heeding a clear message from God

November 13, 2008

Mongoloid Trig Palin needs a mommy to love him.

Mongoloid Trig Palin needs a mommy to love him.

Many people pray to God to ask him what is next for Mother Gov. Sarah Palin, who served as POW Capt Sen John McCain’s vice presidential running mate in the recent election.

There is talk that Mother Gov. Sarah Palin is the next Republican star, a vibrant and exciting woman poised to lead the Party out of the depths of despair that has come with the election of what I’m sure all agree is a terrorist-loving anti-American negro.

But there is also talk that her presence on the Republican (Christian) ticket dragged it down, such that even if she ran with the more attractive Rep Tom Tancredo as the Presidential candidate rather than the illegal immigrant lover POW Capt Sen McCain, Republicans would have still lost.

What is the Christian perspective on women in leadership positions?  Well, it is very simple.  Women are not leaders and have no such authority from God to do so, especially over men.  The Gospels are quite clear on this matter:  1 Timothy 2:12 — “But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.” (God’s emphasis, not mine)

Mrs. Noah did not hear the Thunder of God and build an Ark to save His creation.  Mrs. Moses did not get a call from a burning bush and did not lead the Jews out of the Egyptian slave camps.  Mrs. Jesus Christ was not renditioned and tortured on the Holy Cross to save our Souls for all Eternity.

God hand picked men to do those jobs.  God picks men to lead his Churches.  God picks men to lead His Dominion on this Earth.  The fact that a man was recently elected who’s skin is stained dark by the Demon is not a sign that God doesn’t care.  It only goes to prove the War against Evil has not yet been won, and requires a strong Christian Surge.

God has been carefully watching the political ascention of Mother Gov. Sarah Palin and has been unhappy with what He has seen.

So he sent her a message, that she needed to get back to serving her husband and her family, and her Wasilla community junior hockey leagues, who she had abandoned with her selfish  political career.

What exactly is That message that God sent that Mother Gov Sarah Palin is yet to heed?  None other than the unaborted Trig Palin, who suffers from a despicable God-given degenerate disease that requires round-the-clock care for the rest of his life.

Are you reading this, Mother Gov. Sarah Palin?  Are you really wondering what door God has opened for you?  His plan is for you to get back to your home, open its door, walk into your house, grab all the dirty laundry, and the pots and the pans overflowing in the sink, and do what his plan is for all Christian women, to stay home and take care of your family, including that horribly deformed message he sent you.

Christians barely survive entrappment in public theater with Lethal Atheists!!

March 21, 2008

The intertubes are abuzz today with shocking and Disturbing reports of a close and dangerous brush between good, nuclear-family Christians and the Endtimes.

See here, and here. And here, too, for a fornicating Lesbian Harlot perspective.

For a wholesome and more truthful Christian perspective, see here.

A group of God-fearing Minnesota Christians specially invited through the Word of God to Witness and Pray for the World Premier of a new and powerful Christian educational movie were shocked to discover that they had been locked in the same dark room with Atheism’s Black Pope, Richard Dawkins!

Expelled the Movie stars noted Jewish actor Ben Stein as a brilliantly understated Christian Intellectual performing a dramatic re-enactment of several instances when Christians were persecuted from the halls of academia simply because the held steadfast in Teaching the Truth, and doubting Darwinism.

But, back to last night in Minnesota.

In the Name of the Lord, I command all members of the Rev. Paul T. Hipple Ministries to Drop to their Prayerful Knees and beg God our Lord for the Salvation of these unfortunate Christian Brother’s and Sisters, whose Souls have been stained with the perversity and perversions of Godless Atheism, because they were trapped in the same room with Dawkins, a Messenger of the Demon. Unconfirmed reports also suggest that the spawn of noted Christ-denialist PZ Myers was in the room, too, and also certain Lesbians. That is a Tremendously toxic concentration of Dark-Sidedness for one small theater, spoiling the souls of any nearby Christian..possibly permanently unless Prayers of Mercy are immediately rendered.

The irony is not lost on us that today is Good Friday. We celebrate and glorify the Wonderful Moment, over 2000 years ago, when God’s Son, Jesus the Christ, was savagely beaten and willingly gave up His very life to the hands of his brutal Jewish torturers. By this selfless Act, He saved the Souls of only those Christians who accept Jesus the Christ as their personal friend and Savior.

The Demon typically wields his weapons of Perversity and Deception on God’s Holiest Holidays.  So this isn’t too surprising.

Unfortunately, the blessings we receive from this greatest Selfless Act of All History do not automatically extend to include forgiveness for consorting with leaders of Atheist Movements, or with Lesbians, even if such consorting was completely unintentional in nature.  God hates unintentional sin just as much as he hates intentional sin, baby murderer’s, roaming packs of mexican rape squads, etc and so forth.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul’s Mt. Rushmore bust complete; plans for secession of Dakotas crystalize

February 28, 2008

ron-paul-mt-rushmore-bw.jpgRenegade presidential fund raiser and False Prophet Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has instructed his Believers to prepare to invade North and South Dakota, where they will establish a break away republic.
I have received word of these plans in a series of horrific but highly detailed Night Time Holy Visions.

God Himself has chosen me as His humble servant to Reveal the machinations of this deeply disturbed congressman and former abortionist.  My understanding of the Lord’s Visions are that He views Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is the single greatest threat to the Presidential Candidacy of Rep. Tom Tancredo and therefore to His Dominion on Earth.

Rep. Tom Tancredo, in contrast, will build a strong border wall and then build it again if it means saving the Dominion.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has instructed his Disciples to gather the billions of dollars they have pilfered from unsuspecting intertubers and stash them in hermetically-sealed jars.  These jars will be shipped inauspiciously via ground delivery to secret hiding spots in former nuclear missle silos throughout North and South Dakota.

Operating on the clever ruse that he was running as a Presidential Candidate, philanderer Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has had plans, all along, to raise money to create a break-away Republic.  The first wave of filthy immigrants into this republic will be his European benefactors, who are led by legions of WWII era Nazi descendants currently residing in Bavaria.  The breakaway Republic will be named Bavariastan and will be run as a tax- and war-free Constitutional haven whose economy will be based upon bushmeat exports –thereby explaining the Mason jar hoarding– and casino gambling.

Military operations associated with the invasion will be led by retired Maj Gen Jerry Curry, an experienced self-flagellating veteran of the Indian Wars and frequent subject of rumors that he may enter the Presidential Race to displace the moribund Capt. Sen. John McCain candidacy.

Pastor. Gov. Huckabee rolls out Formidable new ad campaign

February 3, 2008

This video is a very disturbing development, and a serious challenge to Rep. Tom Tancredo’s candidacy.

DO NOT BELIEVE A WORD! Liberal Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee is an Apostate no longer in Communion with mainstream (Republican) Christianity

Obviously, the formally obese Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee’s invitation, Dark-sided mainstream media forces are now aligned behind his candidacy. We can only imagine what their evil plans are for Our great Dominion.

I’m unconvinced voters of the democrat party, who Pastor Gov. Mike is obviously attempting to attract with ads like this, are NOT smart enough to see beyond the deception and treachery lying at the heart.


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