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Is using a teleprompter the last straw for truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain?

October 31, 2011

Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain seen recently consorting with a teleprompter, raising serious questions about his commitment to Conservative Christian values

Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain, who can’t seem to shake suspicions that he is an agent for a possible extrasolar alien life form intent upon seeking galactic hegemony, is the subject of some more new and damaging revelations this morning.

One of which is so shocking, and I will get to it last, its very nature renders his continued candidacy for President of Our Dominion in serious jeopardy.

One new issue of no great concern are reports that he was previously sued by a couple of his bitches former aides for sexual harassment during his highly successful tenure as a Washington DC fast food industry lobbyist and insider.

But experts agree that this should not hurt his candidacy because of the well-known proclivity of subordinate women in the workplace, especially in sanctuary cities like the nation’s capital, to incite Male Urgings by dressing like tramps and Jezebels so they can creat false and trumped up Charges for Profit.

How to spot these women is pretty easy.  They are well known for their inability to provide acceptable relations to their men at home, and frequently come from a culture of govt entitlement dependency, making them unreliable and untrustworthy witnesses in the extreme, no matter if they win their cases or not.

In second minor issue, we here at Dominionists for Tancredo, despite hours spent in deep Prayerful Diligence seeking Guidance from Our Lord, have not yet been able to Ascertain whether it is true that truck stop Pizza Mogul has sired a White child out of wedlock, as shocking widely circulated rumors seem to indicate.  So we will not comment on those rumors here, at this time, until we get more facts and additional Prayerful Guidance from Jesus.

Additionally, Truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain has also recently confused Conservative Christian Voters by first claiming, then denying he ever claimed that as President he would promote the death of  little unborn baby boys and girls under certain Politically Correct circumstances, such is in cases of rape and incest.

Presumably after a Prayerful Moment with God and his staff, truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain has backtracked on this issue.  Irrespective,  he now holds a position that is perfectly coherent with Conservative Christian values, which is that God wants all of his babies to be born and has a Special Purpose for each.

For example, maybe God gives little unborn babies to rape and incest victims so that these ladies can experience the Joy of Sacred Forgiveness? Their babies need fathers in their lives, so God guides these woman to open their hearts to their attackers to create with them a stable, loving Christian home as a heterosexual  Husband and Wife.   Most pro-Abortionists simply fail to see this Wisdom.

In yet a third controversy, those of us who monitor the Conservative Christian credentials of our Candidates were recently forced to demand that truck stop Pizza Mogul retract his mistaken admonition that smoking cigarettes is not cool, after the Political Correctness Police controversy enveloped him upon release of his Award-Winning Campaign Ad.

We now know that the coolest thing in All of Creation is to be a Free American, one who enjoys ALL of our God-Given Jeffersonian Constitutional Rights and Freedoms.

We celebrate Cool American Freedoms in many ways, such as smoking as many cigarettes as we wish, wherever we wish; by carrying concealed handguns and shooting them how and when and at whom we please; by riding our motorcycles without helmets and driving our pickup trucks without seat belts; and finally, by mounting our women without condoms using whatever orifice is convenient in the moment.

It is not a flip-flop if you are tricked into saying you made a mistake by saying something you know your constituency doesn’t believe.  Conservative Christians have forgiven this transgression because truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain blurted out his unfortunately misguided admonition against smoking while trapped in a diabolical act of “Gotcha Journalism” treachery committed by a well-known MSM/liberal TV personality who for decades has been suspected of taking bribes to serve as a front line propagandist for the democrat Party.

But don’t get me wrong, we are NOT defending truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain.  We at Dominionists for Tancredo have made no secret of our skepticism over not only the candidacy of truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain (and all other candidates other than Rep Tom Tancredo), but even over his relationship to the Human Species.   We have never trusted that negro and in all probability we never will trust him.

In my Night Time visions last night, God instructed me to ask the google this morning about truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain’s use of certain visual aids during his speechifying.  What I awoke to find was more shocking and deeply disturbing than anything I have ever seen before or since.

What I found was clear and unequivocal evidence that truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain speechifies with the use of teleprompters!

Of all of his problems and controversies, this one will be his undoing.  Truck stop Pizza Mogul would have a good chance of wiggling himself out of any number of controversies.  He could survive, for example, proposing to raise taxes on the job creators, to increase the budget for the EPA, to enact new regulations designed to strangle our businesses, and so on.

But it should be clear to everybody by now that what this Dominion most does not need is another 4 years of yet another Uppity politician  who cannot speak for himself and can only get by from reading the words that others have written for him.

We KNOW Barry Soeterro Hussein Obama is FAKE not only because nobody credible will stand up and claim they saw his birth, and because of his use of a teleprompter to arrogantly spout the lies of his cabal of Sorosian handlers.

These days, if you want the Conservative Christian voter to vote for someone else, the best thing you can do is use a teleprompter.

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The Holy Bible: Jesus’ Birth Certificate is NO FAKE

April 27, 2011

God wrote Jesus' birth certificate in the bible so that we are assured He is our Savior and not a forgery

On a day when the Kenyan Pretender, once again, attempts to famfoozle the gullible mainstream media with his obviously and completely transparent forgery of his “full birth certificate” we are reminded of a time not too long ago.

In that time, God sent to His green and blue and brown earth His Only Son, Jesus the Christ.  Jesus was sent to die following a horrific rendition and torture so that our Souls will find Eternal Peace with Him.

In His time, as today, there was never any doubt as to the Provenance of this Child, this Boy, this wonderous Gift from God.

And the reason for that is because God took His time to carefully dictate His Birth not only to the Apostles of Christ, His eartly witnesses, but also to the Prophets.

The Birth Certificate of Jesus is no less an authority than the Scripture and the Gospel of the Holy Bible.

I just find it Ironic that this arrogant negro, this Obama fellow…a man who claims to have the powers of God, who falsely claims to know the mind of God, and who wrongly claims that Jesus walks with him.  A man who didains Real Americans with every core of his being.  A man who bears false witness not only to Christianity but probably also to his pagan islamism religion, a man who can’t even produce a legally certified document that unequivocally attests to his earthly origins!

And we have the Real Jesus as a living example as to how to attest a live birth properly.  Do those people really take us as complete fools?

I voted. Barely.

November 3, 2010

New Black Panthers cordon off entry to polling station in Georgia, while threatening to beat and rape anyone who attempts to cross.

I voted.

I voted even though I put my life in danger by breaking through a cabal of militant SEIU welfare addicts, Black Panther negro thugs, a zany pack of leftwing euroenvironmentaloids screatching about something or other,  a bunch of shiftless illegal immigrants who smelled suspiciously muslim, and a gaggle of disease-infested “men” I can only presume were members of some twisted gay-homosexual cult demanding sickening rights to fornicate out in the wide open nature!

I got pictures of all of it.  The terror we experienced as we voted was unspeakable!  The degree of voter intimidation would impress Hugo Chavez and any socialistic muslim fascist stalinist dictator throughout the world!

But once I got in there I went in there and did a good ol’ fashion foot stomp on the demonrats who have destroyed our Christian Culture and stolen the future of our grandchildren and Driven our Constitution and unbalanced budget off a cliff, and who seek to enslave our women and children in their despicable demagogic brand of atheism and demon altar-worship.

My only remaining concern was how all of the polling station workers seemed to be obviously trucked in off the immigrant welfare rolls, wearing the hijab and other death cult baubles, almost certainly foreshadowing the fraudulent vote counting sure to come.

If this election does not go PRECISELY as predicted by Fair and Balanced FOX News, we’ll know why.

I voted.  And I survived.  Barely.  And I got pictures.  Lot’s of pictures.

All Praise to God for delivering me Intact from this horrific mayhem and for delivering our Country Gov Rep Tom Tancredo, who will gain invaluable experience ruling Colorado with an iron fist before his ascension to the White House in 2012!!!

muslim plan: destroy our economy one intersection at a time

August 15, 2010

Six times a day trade and commerce in NYC come to a standstill as muslims spill out of their mosques to the streets

With their last words, the muslims who took down the World Trade Center vowing to destroy American enterprise and ingenuity, jealous of our Freedom and that We are God’s Chosen Nation and that we are an Unprecedented Economic Might.

Obviously, that mission failed because since 9/11 and up until the government was taken over by the nigerian prince and his kabal of kenyan kaliphates , the United States enjoyed unprecedented economic growth mostly as a result from trickle down effects of government investment in two extremely popular Wars Against Muslims.  Also, we have killed thousands of muslims in those wars–not enough–but a good start, for sure.  So it would seem that the WTC Conspiracy to Destroy our Sacred Way of Life was an abject failure.

Still, the muslims don’t give up.  And one doesn’t expect some backwater species who has lived like prehistoric animals for centuries and centuries to ever give up.  Largely due to their unquenchable will for destruction and because of our porous borders and because of the limp-wristed immigration policies, the muslims keep coming.  The Obama administration has basically opened the door to muslims and welcomed them with open arms.  As a result, they have flooded across our borders unchecked in unprecedented numbers.  And because of this, they are opening up new mosques faster than McDonalds can cook cheeseburgers.

And with this, their new plan to destroy our economy has come into focus.  They intend to buy properties to build mosques in busy cities using US government-backed loans supplemented with proceeds from terrorist organizations.  Next, six times a day, they plan to flood out of the mosques and in a profane act of idolatry, prostrate themselves towards the tomb of the false prophet of mecca right smack in the middle of the nearest intersection.  Obama has issued orders that police cannot stop these ‘prayer’ events because, “they are Constitutionally-protected acts of worship.” (Clearly, Obama was absent on the day at Law School that they required the students to actually read the Constitution.)  Of course, the net effect of these prayer-immitation demonstrations is to cause massive gridlock, completely disrupting all trade and commerce.  Six times a day.

As a result,  businesses will close, and their employees laid off, which will disproportionately affect Christian workers because no good American business would ever hire muslims, typically.

What is particularly sad is that the nigerian prince Obama and his kabal of kenyan kronies, is defending the practices of these muslims as a religious exercise protected by the 1st amendment, when, in fact, the authors of the 1st amendment only concerned themselves with providing unfettered freedom of religion to Christians and could never have conceived of the possibility that peoples of other religions, especially muslims and jews, would ever have been allowed into Her borders.

It will come to pass that about the only trade that one will be able to conduct in a major city is to purchase a falafel sandwich from a–you guessed it–government-licensed muslim food cart vendor.

Before long, the takeover of our Nation will be complete, and we will be renamed as the United Brotherhood of Muslim States in America.

None of this would have happened had Rep Tom Tancredo been elected President in 2008 in accordance to God’s PLAN.   Rep Tom Tancredo’s antiimmigration policies would have turned all the muslims and mexicans away at our gates.  He would have also inacted sweeping reforms in all municipal food cart vending licence regulations.  Finally, Rep Tom Tancredo would have enacted some sweeping Constitutional Amendment Reforms, including restrictions on muslim prayer practices, to more clearly spellout what Our Founders obviously had in mind when they wrote the burn document in the first place.

In the meantime, lets view the current muslim gridlock crisis as a learning opportunity.  The next time somebody like myself communicates to you God’s PLAN, perhaps you’ll take it more seriously?

Lou Dobbs leaves CNN to prepare for Tancredo/Palin cabinet position

November 12, 2009

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Lou Dobbs billboard at US border scares mexicans to stay the hell home

The liberal mainstream media is just making things up again.  As we all know, Lou Dobbs, who has been bravely reporting on the growing mexican menace from behind enemy lines at the Communist News Network studies, finally had enough and walked away from his job.

Today, CNN affiliates are reporting a big fat lie that Lou Dobbs is

actually named Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.

And they are claiming he is being deported!!  This is NOT TRUE.

Lou Dobbs is an American Hero who understands immigration issues almost as well as Rep Tom Tancredo.   I can assure you that I have no love for CNN.  But I have personally gone to the Home of Lou Dobbs, knocked on its door, and shook the hand of Lou Dobbs, thanking him personally for truthfully describing the mexican issue in clear, economic principles.  It was Lou Dobbs who has made it clear for 5 years that mexico has no business in being in NAFTA because it exports only dangerous drugs, rapists, tortillas, and filthy short people that nobody can burn understand.

If it weren’t for the fact that Lou Dobbs is jooish, God would reserve a special place for him in Heaven.  However, Rep Tom Tancredo has a special place for Lou Dobbs in his administration, and plans to about Lou Dobbs to his cabinet as Director of Border Operations Secretary.

Don’t listen to the lies of leftist Gotcha reporters and cynical pajama-wearing interblog pundits.  They aren’t the real Americans like you and me.  Lou Dobbs left his job because he needs more time to work on the tyranny in the Whitehouse WHILE stopping the unchecked flow of brown mexicans across our southern borders.

Dominionists are not opposed to health care reform

August 7, 2009

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We would like to offer ourselves as an alternative to the GOP, which seems to have taken its eye off the main problem facing our country. The GOP are now obsessed with stopping Obamacare, and with it the forced euthanasia of the infirm, crippled, and defective. Truth is, and any farmer will tell you the same thing, all herds need some culling now and again.
Dominionists are prepared to offer the democrat congress a compromise: we will legalize it so as Americans can buy healthcare in Canada, Europe and China. In return, we’ll simply ask for a more effective border security program, including mine fields, attack dogs, and fully armed machine gun turrets. In this way, we can keep the roaming packs of mexican rape squads our of our hospital emergency rooms, where they lie bleeding our economy of Her precious economic resources.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul’s Mt. Rushmore bust complete; plans for secession of Dakotas crystalize

February 28, 2008

ron-paul-mt-rushmore-bw.jpgRenegade presidential fund raiser and False Prophet Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has instructed his Believers to prepare to invade North and South Dakota, where they will establish a break away republic.
I have received word of these plans in a series of horrific but highly detailed Night Time Holy Visions.

God Himself has chosen me as His humble servant to Reveal the machinations of this deeply disturbed congressman and former abortionist.  My understanding of the Lord’s Visions are that He views Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is the single greatest threat to the Presidential Candidacy of Rep. Tom Tancredo and therefore to His Dominion on Earth.

Rep. Tom Tancredo, in contrast, will build a strong border wall and then build it again if it means saving the Dominion.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has instructed his Disciples to gather the billions of dollars they have pilfered from unsuspecting intertubers and stash them in hermetically-sealed jars.  These jars will be shipped inauspiciously via ground delivery to secret hiding spots in former nuclear missle silos throughout North and South Dakota.

Operating on the clever ruse that he was running as a Presidential Candidate, philanderer Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has had plans, all along, to raise money to create a break-away Republic.  The first wave of filthy immigrants into this republic will be his European benefactors, who are led by legions of WWII era Nazi descendants currently residing in Bavaria.  The breakaway Republic will be named Bavariastan and will be run as a tax- and war-free Constitutional haven whose economy will be based upon bushmeat exports –thereby explaining the Mason jar hoarding– and casino gambling.

Military operations associated with the invasion will be led by retired Maj Gen Jerry Curry, an experienced self-flagellating veteran of the Indian Wars and frequent subject of rumors that he may enter the Presidential Race to displace the moribund Capt. Sen. John McCain candidacy.

Keeping score in the War on Arab Treachery

February 7, 2008

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When I am on the Intertube interblogging with other Interbloggers, I am often asked questions like this one from commentator and interblogger Brother or Sister mw, at The Cynic’s Party interblog:

“If this is a sport, what is the score?”

That is SUCH a great question!!

Of course, so that they can keep their focus and Sharpshooters on the real targets, the U. S. Military is not counting or keeping track of the number of islamofascists we are killing in the War Against Islamic Terror.

Besides, since we are killing so many of these Arabs, it is pretty pointless to count them anyway, since it would make it look like the game is rigged, and they might stop wanting to play us.

So we don’t use the killed ones in the Score, unless we kill them by Just Execution.

Furthermore, renegade elements in the CIA, agents who are suspected of being democrat traitors or having democrat sympathies, are destroying all evidence, video and otherwise of Great Moments in Rendition and Torture which we could otherwise be used to keep Score.

But there are many ways to know the Score without keeping score.

Right now, we are 0-0-2 in terms of islamofascist countries delivered to the Lord. But you got to remember those two ties are still being played right now. They should go to the win column once Rep. Tom Tancredo becomes Commander And Chief, but I’ll just keep them as ties right now.

Another way to keep score is to count up all the islamofascits who have been tried and convicted in Courts of Justice for their crimes. I don’t have my notes handy, but I believe we’re 4-2-1 on that one.

Then you have to add all the wins we are awarded, based on rule technicalities, for all the islamofascists who we’ve captured in 2005 or earlier, but have not faced a trial up to now. They probably won’t ever go to trial because they have been Renditioned and Tortured.

But those count as wins because a good Rendition and Torture is as close as you can get to the Gates of Hell and still come back. And because they were definitely guilty, or else why would be have had them Renditioned and Tortured.

And we get 10 bonus wins for not bringing Khaled Sheikh Mohammed to trial because Torturing him probably saved the Entire world from a nuclear holocaust that we didn’t start by shooting first.

Finally, we get points for the public execution of former Despotic Dictators of Iraq by collaborators in that now free and democratic country who we trained to carry out Just and Dignified executions of criminals, as per the American Way.

So according to my calculations, the score right now is 587-2-3. Which is not bad considering Rep. Tom Tancredo hasn’t even been put into the game yet!

And with any Divine Guidance, we could very well see all those ties go to the win column before its over.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul reconnoits North Dakoda in preparation for post-election invasion

February 7, 2008

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As God has Revealed previously, if elected-and there is a very real possibility that can happen given the incredible possibility that his campaign will build momentum before the primaries are over– it turns out that Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has no intention whatsoever to serve a single day as President of Our Dominion, the United States of America Under God.

So Conservative Christian (Republican) Patriots, instead of wasting your vote on Dr. Rep. Ron Paul, waste it on Rep. Tom Tancredo, who fully intends to serve not one, but two or more complete terms as President when elected.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is trying to keep the real plans underlying his campaign top secret. God sees everything, even secrets, and personally tells me, through the Medium of Night Time Visions, a LOT about what He sees.

God has revealed to me that the Dr. Rep. Ron Paul campaign is little more than a deceptive front for a dark and treacherous plan. The campaign is designed for the single purpose of raising money that will be used to buy Manitoba from Canada, where they will start up their own Godless Government, with their own Constitution, and televised Federal Reserve meetings. Perhaps most shockingly, they won’t even get involved in any of our global Wars against Arabs!

Believe you me, Manitobians welcome him with open arms, and are even communicating with the Dr. Rep. Ron Paul campaign using encryted interblog messages. For example, this interblog is actually sending a message that says:

begin message
Dear Dr. Rep. Ron Paul. stop We have finished implanting the tracking devices in all our sheep and alpacas as per your instructions stop We can’t wait until you are our leader stop still waiting on that truck load of popsicles you promised stop good luck on super Tuesday stop our calculations show you will win every state but New Mexico stop Are we still safe? stop
end of message

Once comfortably settled in Manitoba, Dr. Rep. Ron Paul intends, presumably by using an all volunteer army, to conduct cross border raids into North and South Dakota, ultimately taking the land from Our Blessed union of States, thereby weakening Our Dominion on Earth.

Once in control of the Dakotas, Dr. Rep. Ron Paul will rename them North Bavaristan and South Bavaristan, and at that point invite all of his Bavarian followers to settle, giving away free to each settler a 100,000 acre homestead complete with sewer and cable hookups, as reparations for American atrocities in Germany, and particularly in Bavaria, during World War II.

All Dr. Rep. Ron Paul followers currently living in the United States of American under God will either move to Manitoba, to operate dairy farms as a collective proletariat based upon Marxist Principles, in particular, endeavoring to abstain from commodity fetishims excepting such fetishims pertaining to personal electronic devices/video games.

All the others will move to Fargo, North Bavaristan to operate the network servers and to build and protect a Shrine to Paulistan’s completely unamended Constitution.

The Elks Club Conspiracy

Dr. Rep Ron Paul sited at North Dakota Elks Club. Additional Elks Club Conspiracy evidence.

Did Dr. Rep. Ron Paul perform a certain “gynecologic procedure” on his new bride?

January 28, 2008

rp-wedding-day1.jpgIt is widely known that the biggest threat posed to Rep. Tom Tancredo’s Divinely Endorsed presidential campaign is the campaign of his fellow maverick congressional colleague, suspected abortionist Dr. Rep. Ron Paul.

Future president Rep. Tom Tancredo does not take the Dr. Rep. Ron Paul campaign lightly. Compared to the several other Republican and democrat candidates, the Dr. Rep. Ron Paul campaign is significantly more clever.

For example, Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has recently proposed a 4 Point Economic Stimulus Plan that offers the brilliant and novel solution of forcing the Federal Reserve Bank to publicly Televise all of its meetings! Except for Rep. Tom Tancredo, no other candidate has shown such a Nimble ability to think outside the box to find REAL economic solutions for our crisis. Economists who have performed the calculations indicate that the increased advertising revenues for what are certain to be the most watched broadcasts ever conclude that this solution alone will end the recession within 2 weeks after the plan is implemented!

But don’t you think for a minute that Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is a safe alternative candidate. Don’t you forget for a minute that Dr. Rep. Ron Paul wants to give up, quit and end the War Against Arabs and, worse, he wants to open our borders to brown illegal aliens and let them do whatever they want, Sexually, with our women and children.

In my Nightly Visions last night, The Lord reminded me that later this week, Dr. Rep. Ron Paul will ‘celebrate’ his 51st wedding anniversary, when he first married Mrs. Dr. Rep. Ron Paul. In an act of Great Mercy, He pointed out to me in this Vision that paulbots and paultards everywhere have used this anniversary to organize a campaign that is designed to extort $51 billion from unsuspecting voters, money that if donated instead could find much better uses in Christian Churches. For example, when I take my youth group on field trips, with that sort of money we could afford for each of the boys to have their own personal hotel rooms, and I could comfort the homesick among them without disturbing the sleep of the other boys.

And then My Lord said, “the marriage of Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is Unholy and an Abomination. Rev. Hipple, when you awaken in the morning, The Google will complete this Revelation. Good night and have a Holy tomorrow, my good brother.”

When I awoke, I asked The Google to show me, “Dr. Rep. Ron Paul the Abominationist”

And The Google pointed me to the very, very, very interesting Picture above. It is a picture from the wedding night, when Dr. Rep. Ron Paul and Mrs. Dr. Rep. Ron Paul are about to get into their car and head out to their honeymoon.

But as I looked at that picture carefully, it was obvious it was the fulfillment of a Promised Revelation and I dropped to my knees and Praised the Lord!

First, you’ll note Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is carrying a small case that the yellow arrow points to. It is too small to be their luggage. But it is EXACTLY and PRECISELY large enough to be a medical instrument bag commonly used in that day.

Second. Look at Mrs. Dr. Rep. Ron Paul. Most especially, take advantage of the helpful pink arrow and look at her large, unexplained abdominal mass. It is pooching out quite a bit, isn’t it? Do you know what causes that pooching? Of course you do. Only the presence of a precious little unborn baby boy or girl causes that sort of pooching.

So, to summarize, we have unequivocal photographic evidence that Mrs. Dr. Rep. Ron Paul was EXTREMELY pregnant with an innocent human baby on her wedding night, and that Dr. Rep. Ron Paul–who was a practicing gynecologist at the time–and gynecologists are abortionists–which was illegal at the time–was carrying his bag of medical instruments on his wedding night.

Furthermore, it is an Intertube Fact that upon returning from her honeymoon, Mrs. Dr. Rep. Ron Paul was not pregnant and did not sire a Child for quite some time later.

I will now allow the reader to draw their own conclusions about this despicable Act of Apparent Depravity.


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