Archive for November, 2007

Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee resorts to threat and intimidation to gain voters

November 18, 2007

It would appear that Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee’s campaign is going so poorly, that he has now rolled out some new attack ads.

But these attack ads are not directed at the leading candidate in the race, Rep. Tom Tancredo–the Choice of Dominionists and the Lord God–no, Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee is ATTACKING VOTERS.

As you can see in this one, Pastor Gov. Mike is clearly threatening voters with the Wrath of Chuck Norris if they do not come out and vote for him.

Despicable!

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Extremely Urgent Update on the Dr. Rep. Ron Paul/Manitoba/UFO consipiracy

November 17, 2007

ron-paul-ufo.jpgAs Revealed to me by God and subsequently Revealed to the entire Intertube in my Award Winning Interblog, the Dark-Sided international forces behind Dr. Rep. Ron Paul’s Republican presidential campaign have no intention whatsoever of winning the Presidency.

Instead, the campaign, as Revealed by the Ultimate Truth of God, is little more than an elaborate hoax to raise funds to purchase Manitoba from collaborators in the Central Canadian Government politburo, from where they intend to conduct cross boarder raids into North Dakota.

To those few of you who remain skeptical about the evil intent of the Dr. Rep. Ron Paul Idolaters, let me simply point out that the Dr. Rep. Ron Paul campaign has begun to mint its own currency. They wouldn’t be creating their own currency if they didn’t intend to use it, now would they?

But this in and of itself doesn’t Prove a connection to Manitoba to those who lack faith in my Divine Revelations. During my night time Visions last night, the Lord told me, “Rev. Hipple, the evidence you seek will be revealed to you on the Interwebs tomorrow.”

So I asked the Google this morning for a connection between Dr. Rep. Ron Paul, and Manitoba only to find this distressing news item, about “UFO enthusiast Grant Cameron, who operates a Web site on presidential history with extraterrestrials. Cameron has several other requests pending, including one for “all files on the Kennedy assassination.”

Who is this Grant Cameron, why does he have an interest in the Presidency and UFO’s and why is he acting to paralyze the Government of the United States of America with freedom of information requests?

It turns out, Grant Cameron is an intellectual elite who works at the University of Manitoba…as in, Manitoba Canada!!! Careful analysis of Grant Cameron’s website -which is ENTIRELY devoted to the long, dark history of suppressing UFO knowledge at the level of the US White House–shows that it is a highly coded front of the Canadians for Ron Paul terror group, clearly showing that Grant Cameron, aka Grant the Jackal, is a principle agent of the Manitoba Conspiracy. In all likelihood, in the unlikely event that Dr. Rep. Ron Paul steals the Republican nomination from Rep. Tom Tancredo, Grant Cameron would serve as Dr. Rep. Ron Paul’s Vice Presidential running mate!

Connect the dots people!! What is at stake is no less the Salvation of our Dominion!! Vote for Rep. Tom Tancredo in 2008, the Clear Choice of American Dominionists!!

Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee’s Wife Exposed as Grenade Launching Harlot

November 15, 2007

Mrs. HuckabeeRep. Tom Tancredo admittedly faces an uphill climb in his apocalyptic quest to secure Our Dominion’s borders and the Republican Presidential nomination.  We’ve said this all along, but surely Jesus face far more trial and tribulation and Great Pain and Sorrow in the desert.

Although Rep. Tom Tancredo is obviously God’s Chosen candidate, the Forces of the Dark-Side have mounted a formidable opposition slate including, for example, Sen. Sam Brownback and Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee.

So how does a Christian (Republican) voter choose among these apparently God-fearing men, particularly when all of them simply wait for ideas from Rep. Tom Tancredo when they need to set their Agendas?

Well, one can tell a lot about about a Presidential candidate from the company He keeps, and Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee is no exception.  The company Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee keeps includes his hussy wife.

Through the Revelation of Night Time visions, God has  who rather than acting like a good prospective First Lady who stands in the shadows to support her man, and waits to fulfill his bodily functions at the end of the day, has taken to manly enterprises such as grenade launcher practice and posing immodestly for for the Intertubes as shown in the shocking photo above, in an apparent attempt to escalate the best looking Presidential Candidate Wife race.

Trust us when we say that Rep. Tom Tancredo does not plan to enter his horse in that race.

All Christians, irrespective of denomination but especially Dominionists, should Vote for Rep. Tom Tancredo in 2008.  He’s the only candidate who can put the Jay back in Jesus by securing our borders.

Rep. Tom Tancredo will put the Jay back in Jesus

November 15, 2007

jesus.jpgIt is no secret that our Dominion is being overwhelmed by illegal mexican immigrants and by roaming packs of mexican rape squads and the Islamic terrorists who hide among them, all of whom democrat liberals coddle in our Sanctuary Cities, which have become too dangerous for Christian Women and children to visit.

Liberal “Pundits” like to ask, “So what? Why does it matter if a larger and larger percentage of our population becomes hispanic?”

I have a one word answer for that one:

Preserving the Sanctity of Jesus!!

Most people don’t realize that many mexicans Fornicate the Name of God with all manner of blaspheme by naming their children Jesus. Is that wrong? Of course it is wrong. Because I’ll tell you that the last time you saw a White Christian (Republican) Male named Jesus was never!

Even Worse, do you know how mexicans pronounce Jesus? They mispronounce Jesus as ‘Hey, Zoos!”

They can’t even say the Lord’s name right, which is “Jays Us”, as in “Jays Us, Lord and God! Please forgive our former democrat politicians for their past transgressions of water resource mismanagement and make it rain in Georgia, again. It will take some time for our Republican (Christian) politicians that we are already electing in your name Jays Us to repair the resource mismanagement damage that has been done by Liberal Democrats going all the way back since the War of Northern Aggression.”

Prayers for Rain answered with Tremendous Deluge

November 15, 2007

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I’m just a hear to report to all you Unbelievers that the Prayer for Rain by our Georgia Governor, Animal Dr. Gov. Sonny Perdue, was a TREMENDOUSLY successful display of God’s Greatest Acts on Earth and how He answers the Prayers of His Children.

A few days ago, Animal Dr. Gov. Sonny Perdue assembled Christian Leaders from throughout our Drought-Stricken state to the Georgia Capitol in Atlanta to Pray for Rain. These religious experts had concluded that God the Father is withholding water from the southeast region of Our Dominion because we in the region, particularly our Politicians, have not been good Stewards of our Resources. Animal Dr. Gov. Sonny Perdue ‘got’ that message loud and clear, announcing a two-pronged strategy to solve the crisis: To Pray and to declare War on Florida for stealing the water that God gave to Georgia.

I am something of a gardener myself and even have one of those tubes in my garden that I can use to measure rainfall. Well, it just a rained and a rained and a rained last night, a few days after the Rainfall Prayer Service. I couldn’t wait to go outside in the morning to measure how much Rain God Gave Us.

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Sure enough, He healed our Sorrowful Wounds and Comforted the Silent Fears of our Unborn Little baby boys and girls!!!

He smote the Dark Side by an incredible display of generousity: I received one half of one tenth of an inch of rain!!!

Praise the Lord for answering Prayers of Desperation!!!

Thank You WebBlog Awards Colleagues!!!

November 2, 2007

It is sometimes amazing to remember that God, through the vehicle of Precious Night Time Visions,  called me to the Interwebs just a few months ago to Witness for His Presidential Candidate and future leader of our Dominion, Rep. Tom Tancredo.

But my, oh my, what an impact we have had in such a short time!!!  We have, for example, exposed former candidate Sen. Sam Brownback as the cross-dressing mexican loving misogynist that he is, chasing him all the way back to Wichita.

On behalf of future President Rep. Tom Tancredo, it is my Gracious pleasure to thank everyone on the Interwebs, including all interbloggers, for recognizing the Dominionists for Tancredo 2008 Interblog as one of the all time best Interblogs ever.

We have been nominated in several categories and need all of our readers to Serve the Lord and God and Vote, Vote, Vote for His Glory:

Best Conservative Interblog

Best Christian Interblog

Best Republican Interblog

Best Conservative Christian Interblog

Best Conservative Christian Republican Interblog

Best One, True Religion Interblog

Best Interblog for Crucial Information and Updates on Roaming Packs of Mexican Rape Squads in Our Sanctuary Cities

Best Interblog for Revelations of Grace (Realtime category)

Best Interblog for Revelations of Grace (Night Time Visions category)

Best Political (conservative) Interblog (Not Bill O’Reilly’s Interblog category)

Best “Must Read” Interblog

Best Ever Creationism/Intelligent Design Interblog

Best Bible Interblog (Non-Bible category)

Best Interblog Written in other than a Sanctuary City

Best English-Only Interblog

Best Exposing the Mindless Atheism of Dr. Rep. Ron Paul Interblog

Best Defender of the North Dakota Border Interblog

Best White, Christian, Male, Republican Interblog (Not Gay or Gay Homosexual category)


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