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What Soul Food Pizza could do for truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain

October 6, 2011

Selling Soul Food Pizza could help truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain win the negro vote

The candidacy of truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain is gaining renewed energy because of his recent promises to deliver all  “but the hopelessly brainwashed” negro voter to support Conservative Christian Republican candidates.

This brazen political promise raises a couple of important questions.

First, are there even any negroes out there who have not been hopelessly brainwashed by generations of cradle to grave govt handouts from socialistic democrat administrations?

Second, even if a few conservative Christian negroes actually do exist, does truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain have a record he can point to that demonstrates his attempts to cultivate the favor of his fellow negroes?

For example, has truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain ever sold pizzas with toppings that might attract negro customers?  One would suspect the negro, whether brainwashed or Conservative Christian, would find it difficult to resist pizza topped with delicious items like fried okra, collared greens, fried chicken, turnips or chitlins.

If truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain has any chance of winning the White House, he needs to corner the market on the negro vote because he is going to have a hard time with the Heritage vote. Selling  soul food pizza is the sort of innovative campaign strategy that can earn him the hearts and minds and stomachs and votes of the brainwashed American negro.

And what is even better, this will break their vicious cycle of govt entitlement because truck stop Pizza Mogul Herman Cain will be selling his soul food pizza for profit!  He is too much of a committed Christian Conservative to even think about giving it away.

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2012 is a Referendum on our Christian Conservative Heritage

September 21, 2011

If the 2008 presidential election taught us anything, it is that we cannot drop our guard and allow our Constitution to be hijacked by stealth candidates for Foreign Interests on or near a large continent that is south of Europe and begins with the letter A.

We obviously don’t want to replace the arrogant Nuambian Prince currently occupying OUR White House with more of the same.

This specific concern renders implausible the election of certain candidates who do not rise to meet the standards of our Heritage Test.  Among such individuals are Pizza Mogul Herman Cain, a likeable, well-groomed negro who enunciates his words nicely.

Let me be perfectly clear.  Second only to Rep Tom Tancredo, Pizza Mogul Herman Cain’s anti-muslim credentials are unrivaled.  He is an Outstanding Christian Conservative in this regard who I am certain would attack the immigration problem and the immigrants it attracts with the sort of heartless devastation the issue merits.  I think we could trust him to roll back every progressive reform ever enacted by Congress in its recorded history.

But.

Pizza Mogul Herman Cain is shown in the image in this interblog.

Look at this picture prayerfully and ask yourself whether you can honestly say this individual passes the Heritage Test.

(Hint: There is nothing wrong with your monitor’s color settings)

The Holy Bible: Jesus’ Birth Certificate is NO FAKE

April 27, 2011

God wrote Jesus' birth certificate in the bible so that we are assured He is our Savior and not a forgery

On a day when the Kenyan Pretender, once again, attempts to famfoozle the gullible mainstream media with his obviously and completely transparent forgery of his “full birth certificate” we are reminded of a time not too long ago.

In that time, God sent to His green and blue and brown earth His Only Son, Jesus the Christ.  Jesus was sent to die following a horrific rendition and torture so that our Souls will find Eternal Peace with Him.

In His time, as today, there was never any doubt as to the Provenance of this Child, this Boy, this wonderous Gift from God.

And the reason for that is because God took His time to carefully dictate His Birth not only to the Apostles of Christ, His eartly witnesses, but also to the Prophets.

The Birth Certificate of Jesus is no less an authority than the Scripture and the Gospel of the Holy Bible.

I just find it Ironic that this arrogant negro, this Obama fellow…a man who claims to have the powers of God, who falsely claims to know the mind of God, and who wrongly claims that Jesus walks with him.  A man who didains Real Americans with every core of his being.  A man who bears false witness not only to Christianity but probably also to his pagan islamism religion, a man who can’t even produce a legally certified document that unequivocally attests to his earthly origins!

And we have the Real Jesus as a living example as to how to attest a live birth properly.  Do those people really take us as complete fools?

Great Moments in Deficit Reduction: Moving from an all-volunteer to an all-slave armed forces

November 6, 2010

Illegal mexican bandito immigrant smiles eagerly after being offered an opportunity to wage war against muslims

With their out-of-control spending, the demonrats have destroyed our Christian Way of Life.  Fortunately, we have just elected a Christian Conservative Congress in a nick of time, and the Salvation of our Dominion remains a possibility.

The first objective of these Sacred Congressmen is to achieve a balanced budget by enacting massive economy-stimulating tax cuts.  They will also need to make some very difficult budget cutting decisions.  The Christian Conservative Congress also needs to deal with the illegal immigrant menace that has polluted our Great Nation and threatens the sanctity of our Chaste Women Resources.

In my Holy Night Time Visions last night, God has informed me that He has just come up with a Perfect Solution: An All-Slave army.

Currently, the military personnel costs to our Dominion Taxpayers are over $250 billion dollars annually.  Beyond the obvious fact that Dominion Taxpayers know how to spend their own personal $250 billion dollars far better than the govt, what are we taxpayers actually getting for that expense?  Well, since we are only killing ~2000 muslims each year, each dead muslim is costing us anywhere between $50-$100 million.

To reduce the per muslim killed cost, we can either start killing more muslims (which is obviously what we all would prefer to achieve) or we can reduce our personnel costs.

Or we can do both, which is the beauty of God’s Slave Army Initiative!

So God proposes that we round up all the illegal aliens and make them our soldiers.  This would allow us to cut back dramatically on the personnel costs of keeping US Christian American soldiers in harms way and on the Department of Defense payroll, and allow them to retire and return to their loving, supportive Christian families with whom they can finish their lives sharing a peaceful and dignified agrarian existence to heal the wounds caused by the horrific muslim atrocities they witnessed in wartime.

The illegal immigrants who replace our Christian American Soldiers will be instructed on how to kill muslims, but will not be paid for their services because they are foreign criminals without Constitutional Rights and therefore have NO LIBERTIES to be deprived of.  Including the right to being paid a wage for their soldiering. And they will not mind not being paid for their services because they are motivated far more by mayhem and carnage than by economic aspirations.

But, and here is the beauty of God’s Plan, rather than running about our streets in roaming packs terrorizing peaceful Americans and eroding Our Christian Culture, they will be shipped over and let loose in muslim lands to practice their blood thirsty ways.  They will show no mercy BECAUSE their Souls are dark, empty wastelands bereft of any human decency, and will therefore prove to be far more effective muslim-killing machines than our great US Christian Soldiers, who as I already mentioned, are pretty darn good at $100 million per sheik head.

You might be asking, “But Rev Hipple, what will we do with all these illegal immigrant conscripts when the war is over?”

What a stupid question!  If our Conservative Christian Congress is who we think we elected, the War againsts muslims will never end!  And if they don’t understand that, we will keep on electing Conservative Christian Congresses until we get one that never ends the war.  Obviously!

This is a win-win-win net-net situation and I urge you to prayerfully ask God to show His new Christian Congress the Way.

 

I voted. Barely.

November 3, 2010

New Black Panthers cordon off entry to polling station in Georgia, while threatening to beat and rape anyone who attempts to cross.

I voted.

I voted even though I put my life in danger by breaking through a cabal of militant SEIU welfare addicts, Black Panther negro thugs, a zany pack of leftwing euroenvironmentaloids screatching about something or other,  a bunch of shiftless illegal immigrants who smelled suspiciously muslim, and a gaggle of disease-infested “men” I can only presume were members of some twisted gay-homosexual cult demanding sickening rights to fornicate out in the wide open nature!

I got pictures of all of it.  The terror we experienced as we voted was unspeakable!  The degree of voter intimidation would impress Hugo Chavez and any socialistic muslim fascist stalinist dictator throughout the world!

But once I got in there I went in there and did a good ol’ fashion foot stomp on the demonrats who have destroyed our Christian Culture and stolen the future of our grandchildren and Driven our Constitution and unbalanced budget off a cliff, and who seek to enslave our women and children in their despicable demagogic brand of atheism and demon altar-worship.

My only remaining concern was how all of the polling station workers seemed to be obviously trucked in off the immigrant welfare rolls, wearing the hijab and other death cult baubles, almost certainly foreshadowing the fraudulent vote counting sure to come.

If this election does not go PRECISELY as predicted by Fair and Balanced FOX News, we’ll know why.

I voted.  And I survived.  Barely.  And I got pictures.  Lot’s of pictures.

All Praise to God for delivering me Intact from this horrific mayhem and for delivering our Country Gov Rep Tom Tancredo, who will gain invaluable experience ruling Colorado with an iron fist before his ascension to the White House in 2012!!!

Just a Quick thought: Can Slavery solve our immigration crisis?

September 14, 2010

Screen depictions such as this of hard working, self-motivated slaves overstate their work ethic. Especially for mexicans.

The more I pray to God for Guidance about it, the more convinced I become that reinstituting slavery for mexicans can be the most effective deterrent weapon we have in our anti-immigration crisis arsenal.

Perhaps a better weapon than the effective border dog and border mine field programs instituted under the loving presidency of Gov Pres George W Bush.

You see, I have repeatedly asked the intergoogles the following question, and have yet to get an answer because there probably ain’t none:

What is the name of a single negro buck who snuck across our borders and into Our Dominion prior to when the 13th Amendment was passed?

Besides our Beautiful White Christian Women, the only thing that attracts the mexican to Our Dominion is compensated work. But nobody except God and I are thinking about what would happen if we didn’t compensate them?  Because they are lazy and shiftless, they certainly wouldn’t work as hard.

If we ever want this festering flood to ever stop, then what we need is for our government to get off the backs of the Free Enterprisers  and allow them to use mexican slaves in their small businesses as they see fit.

It seems to me that all we need is the political will to enslave illegal aliens.  Fortunately, we have several emerging leaders sweeping into government office who are sympathetic to they idea of using an effective slavery deterrent in the War on our Borders and that day is coming soon!

Press Release: Dominionists For Tancredo Drop Endorsement of Gov Mother Sarah Palin

September 9, 2010

Little Christian boys and girls everywhere are crying, fearing nobody can protect them now that Gov Mother "Mama Griz" Sarah Palin has appeased the islamacists.

In response to a Her recent interFacebook Press Release in which she expresses deep sympathy for the feelings of terror-loving islamacists, Dominionists for Tancredo/Palin 2012, 2016 at the latest hereby prayfully issues an Interblog Press Release declaring forthwith that Dominionists for Trancredo/Palin 2012, 2016 at the latest can no longer support, enourage, endorse, sustain, sanction, ratify, confirm, corroborate, substantiate, affirm, back up, plunk for, countenance, defend,  stand behind, stump for, sustain, certify, commend, champion, warrant, underwrite, give the green light to, or most significantly, bless the Candidacy of Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin.

In her interFacebook press release, Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin acknowledges that Pentacostal Pastor Terry Jones of the Dove Church and Youth Outreach Ctr of Gainesville FL has the constitutional right to burn as many dang korans as he sees fit to get across His point that mooselums are not welcome on this planet.  But she then goes on to mercilessly persecute this Fine Servant of a Christian God as “insensitive”  and acting to show mooselums an “unnecessary provocation”.

Unnecessary?!  Unnecessary!!?  Hello!!  With the 9/11 holiday just around the corner and what with all of the celebrations that go along with it, these words by Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin raise serious doubst that she has actually been living on the same planet with the rest of us in this Christian Nation.  Maybe, it pains me to speculate, as libs have been warning us for a long time, just maybe remote Alaska is too far removed from mainstream US of A thinking on domestic terror and foreign terror issues and the root threats to our Christian Culture?

Is Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin saying that the destruction of the WTC by the islamacists horde nothing but an “unnecessary provocation”?  Is is merely “insensitive” that these people will now build a mooselum Victory mosque/bath house RIGHT ON TOP of this holy site of carnage all the while flaunting our own Beloved Constitution and an activist judiciary in front of our faces?  Apparently, Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin has lost the ability to distinguish between something that is a bald faced act of war and something that is merely insensitive.

The 9/11 attacks by the islamofascist stormtroopers were a nucleating moment for our Sarcred Christian culture of victimization.  For years and years we had been persecuted and humiliated by elements within our own society.  We had tried to warn people that our Christian Culture had been eroded from the fringes by atheistic secularists that force fed us satanic dogmas such as evolution, marxism and Keynesian socialistic elitism, while tearing down our Sacred icons including but not limited to displays of the 10 Commandments, Christmas manger scenes, and Holy Crosses, and even Jesus bumper stickers, just to name a few. But our warnings fell on deaf ears that grew more and more deaf as more liberal demoncrats took the reigns of Our Power from us.

Add to this the fact that American Christians have been mocked and humiliated for centuries by a inbred government culture of activist judges and demoncratic traitors and IRS-backed thiefs and homosexual exhibitionists.  As if all of these threats weren’t challenging enough, we have also had to repeatedly stand against an educational system hijacked by so-called ‘educated’ liberal elitists and an ACLU-backed culture of ivory tower exceptionalism, all of whom threaten the sanctity of the Constitution as an immutable document inspired by the Words of a Christian God.

But it finally took the 9/11 attacks to open the eyes of our Nation, which led to truthful speculation that God participated in the calamity in part due to outrage over the rapid gains in the homosexual culture that was sweeping our nation.   Therefore, we celebrate the 9/11 attacks as a Sacred Time because it unified Our Minds and shifted our focus to a common enemy….islam and the billions of islamofascists who pray to a violent false prophet and who don’t value their lives or families the way we Christians do.

The appeasement of Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin threatens to roll back all of the gains we  made under Gen Pres George W Bush in terms of spreading Christian liberties throughout the world, yes, sometimes with the use of overwhelming and unmatched military power.  Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin appeasement weakens these gains, and our Defenses and emboldens our enemies to attack us again and again.

At a point in time such as this, our Border Security cannot be less than extremely tight.  Because you can count on the islamoterrorists to probe for weaknesses and attempt to conduct more missions of air sky extremeism.

At a point in time such as this, when a kenyan kaliphate has kaptured the Executive Branch of Government and is prepared to consolidate his control over our Armed Forces before declaring martial law using garrisons secretly staging in Manitoba, perhaps as early as this weekend, this capitulation of Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin is the last thing we need.

I call for Fair and Balanced Fox News to drop her from their broadcasts as she represents an imminent real and dangerous threat to our National Security.  I call upon  the TSA and CIA to carefully monitor her travel activities and to conduct thorough, full body cavity searches each time she enters our Air Sky system.

She is NOT the Mama Griz we had prayed for God to deliver us.  Gov Jan Brewer, who is not kowtowing to threats and intimidation by the US Government, might be a better mama griz.  We should look into that.

Would Jesus amend His Constitution?

August 16, 2010

Look very carefully to see photographic proof that Jesus inspired Our Founders and directed their pens

Serious Constitutional scholars, at least the only ones people should listen to, no longer debate the concept that the US Constitution is a living, breathing document Inspired by the Hand of God and his Son, baby Jesus.  These scholars now agree that our United States Dominion is a Christian nation because our Constitution was, if not written by God word for word, then certainly dictated by Him.  Are we a Christian Nation?  [looks cross-eyed] What a stupid question!

One doesn’t even need prayerful answers to that one.  Just look at world history in any book, even Secular Elitist world history and it will be as obvious as daylight:

At the time of our Founding, the rest of the world, Europe in particular, was sliding into the dark abyss in which it rests today, a cabal of socialist, communist-inspired governments ruled by atheist nazis and lice-infested royal families who ruthlessly taxed their subjects to redistribute their wealth to the poor, the lazy and the useless cripples of their society.  As such, it had become clear to Jesus that the Times called for a new safe haven for His people, who were being oppressed by the Shackles of Taxation.

Checking off his options by Looking towards other continents, He saw that Africa was not much different than it is today, populated by degenerate tribes of primitive negroes in the south, while roaming packs of cagey muslim thieves owned its north.  He saw Asia as a land infested with wild-eyed, incoherent nomadic mongols, whereas South America was crawling with peoples (I hesitate to call them even that, more like animals) of bizarre pagan cults who were so drug-addled from sucking on the leaves of toxic indigenous plants that they didn’t even realize they were naked all the time!  Since it was well known that Australia was no different then what it is today, a penal colony of euro-rapists, thieves, murderers and more horrifically even debt-welchers, Jesus didn’t even glance there when thinking about where to set up His Dominion.  Finally, he did not look to Antarctica, because at the time it was not clear Antarctica was even a continent.  Even to Jesus.

Thus, with essentially His only option remaining, He sought out Our Shores, its Good Christian People, and the brilliant Founding Fathers within to create a Christian Nation, His Kingdom upon His earth!

These are indisputable historical facts.

The question therefore always arises, “If Jesus wrote the Constitution, and the Constitution is His Words, and since His Words are immutable, than why in the blaze would He ever allow it to be Amended?”

Christians always get confused about this and ask, “Rev Hipple, why do we not treat the Constitution like we treat the Bible, as the Word of God, immutable, fixed for all eternity and inviolate?”

The best answer I can give to that is Jesus inspired Our Founders, and dictated certain sections of the Constitution so the Founders could write them down, but not all the words in the Constitution is the Word of God, per se.  Even though it is pretty darn close to it. So close, in fact, that Woe upon the sinner who does not consider the Constitution Sacred Text!

Still, Jesus let some of the words in the Constitution be Human Founding Father words rather than His words.  I believe the reason is that Jesus foresaw extremely serious problems and issues that our Founders could not fix at the time of our Constitutional Convention due to the political climate of the time.   This was complicated by the Fact that there was no other place in which to set up His Dominion.

Although all of the Founders were Christian, a few of them proved to be Faithless, with secular liberal tendencies and homosexual leanings.  Jesus knew what was in their Dark hearts.  Remember also, the atheistic euroenvironmentaloid culture had become extremely hostile ground for Christians, so Jesus was anxious to start up a New Dominion quickly, before it was too late, but not get blamed for it if it failed, which would tarnish His Omnipotent image.  I mean, Jesus knew even back than just how untrustworthy liberals and homos could be.  He placed His Faith and Trust in our Conservative Founding Fathers, like Thomas Jefferson, George Washington and others knowing that they would see to His plan.

Jesus, in His Infinite Wisdom, saw the early Problems of our Nation as issues that could not be solved quickly enough.  They were not so serious as to destroy us at the outset, but He also could see that they would fester and boil throughout the early history of our Dominion and potentially destroy us and His Dominion from within if there were not a mechanism to one day address these issues.

And therefore, He empowered us with the Miraculous gift of Constitutional Amendments to repair these dark and foreboding problems at a point in time when we were best prepared to do so.   There is no debate whatsoever that the most divisive problem that Our Founders left for a later day was the corrosive effects on Her people of allowing the production, distribution and consumption of alcohol and other intoxicating beverages.  But Jesus foresaw that His people would eventually muster the political will to deal with that issue, and thus we have the 18th Amendment to the Constitution which made Sacred not only His Day, but every other day, too.

Today, we have arrived at the darkest Day in our Dominion’s history since before Prohibition.  Our Great Nation is being destroyed not from within, but by an illegitimate, unconstitutional “leader” who is NOT A NATURAL US Citizen, whose main support, whose only support, comes not from the Citizens of the United States, but from millions of millions of illegal immigrants who were paid handsomely to vote fraudulently in the last election, and who operates with the financial backing of rich arab sheiks who are hell bent on world islamic hegemony.

So I ask you, at this point in history would Jesus amend His Constitution?

Is that some sort of stupid question?

Of course Jesus would amend His Constitution.  The only serious question remaining in this Darkest Moment in our History is what amendments to the Constitution would Jesus NOT amend to put an end to our Constitutional Crisis??  Trust me, the 14th Amendment is not our only problem right now.  Not by a long shot.  Jesus sees problems that need amendments to address several of our amendments including but not limited to the 1st, 4th, 5th-8th, 10, 13th-16th, 21st and 24th Amendments.

Jesus wants you to vote for Rep Tom Tancredo to be our next President so that Rep Tom will call a new Constitutional Convention to pass multiple amendments to the amendments and to get this finished with all due haste by not inviting no blame liberals.

Liberals plan to Outlaw and Destroy Christian Church Steeples

December 1, 2009

Atheists burn down Christian Church Steeples wall pathetic liberals stand around and cheer.

Elements within the EuroAtheist liberal culture have succeeded in creating a law that will outlaw the construction of  special muslim church steeples called minarets in  someplace allegedly in or around europe called Swisserland.

Of course, this would be wonderful news that Christians everywhere would celebrate if it weren’t for the fact that Anti-Christian Democrat liberals in the United States of America Dominion have taken notice and intend to Destroy our Christian Culture here in much the same way.

Emboldened by the Usuper, B. Hussein Obama, they intend to unleash a wave of  Anti-Christian Persecution that will rival the hard times we struggled to survive through in the days of the Roman Empire.

In my Holy NightTime Visions, God has informed me directly and with a sense of great urgency that Obama, Pelosi, and their mainstream elitist democrat henchmen and henchwomen will soon enact legislation that not only Outlaws new construction of Christian Steeples, but will also roll back building codes to pagan times, and enact Laws and Regulations that ordinate the Destruction of existing Steeples in Christian Houses of Holy Worship!

This comes fast on the heels of the recently enacted Health Care Reform/Death Panel/Enforced Abortion that The Usurper will shortly sign into law.

Brothers and Sisters, as anybody who has been to a rally lately well knows, we are rapidly approaching the tipping point where if we do not invoke a Constitutional Crisis and install Rep Tom Tancredo as President and Gov Mother Sarah Palin as his loyal and attractive Vice President, this great Dominion will be lost for good, overrun by mexicans, the Jews who should be in Israel where they belong preparing for the End Times, homosexuals destroying the central family unit structure, and welfare-dependent negro/muslim/eurofascist elements and the Liberals who coddle them incessently and reflexively.

Hobama’s 4th Reich will end no better than Hitler’s 3rd and well before Beethoven’s 5th

October 21, 2009

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Jesus casually lends Gen George W. Bush His Aura of Invincibility

As any Christian who has purposefully persecuted themselves to detect antiChristian trends by wallowing in the leftwing interblogosphere well knows, Leftists are persistently wrong.

They couldn’t be more wrong than they are about everything from Religion & God, to embracing the Demonic gay homosexual agenda to excessive taxation and the brutality of deficit spending and the public option giveaway to the growing illegal alien menace.  Good Grief!!  The list of their weaknesses never ends.

So add this misconception to the list:  Elitists are now claiming that the revolution has been finalized and that the Democrat party emits the same Holy Aura of Invincibility that Republicans emit under the Heroic Gen George W. Bush:

The Aura of Invincibility is on the other foot.  God has abandoned the Republicans,  for good, and has given His Aura to the Democrat so that they can restore order.

I have a message for you leftwing cultists: Don’t kid yourselves. The team of Tancredo/Palin 2012 will prove a formidable obstacle to the continuation of your 4th Reich of Democratic Treachery.  God will Install them into the White House, where Rep Tom Tancredo will run point on the smoldering illegal immigration crisis while Governor Mother Sarah Palin will play a matronly, subservient role and take control over all domestic affairs, including repealing death panel reform, enforcing Constitutional imperatives to keep God front and center in the Schools and the State and conducting a thorough Guantanamoification of the Islamofascist Congress and all College and University professors.

And if the rumors I’m hearing are correct, it is possible that Tancredo/Palin will merge forces with Dr. Rep Ron Paul (who will oversee International & Treasury Affairs, and Obstetrics/Infanticide operations) to secure the support of his delusional but gifted followers.  By the Grace of God this Hobama era error will be short-lived and prove little more than a dark historical footnote to be omitted from the schoolbooks of the future. Amen.

JMO, but worth a lot more than you paid for it.


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