Horrific Christian Persecution never seems to Stop
Last night I went all the way up to the big city to see a show that was advertised as a Christmas Concert. I was, of course, expecting to hear songs celebrating the Miracle birth of the Beautiful Baby Jesus Boy, and how the evil darkness of the world will Tremble with Great Fear when He comes again.
But about half way into the concert, the burn choir started to sing hanaka songs!!!
What made this sacrilege even more shocking, the concert was being sung in a Christian Church!
While the choir sang jewish, which made them sound like they had marbles in their cheeks, you could just feel the acid tears of Baby Jesus flowing down His plump cheeks and it became too much to bear.
So naturally, I got up out of my pew decrying the sacrilege, and promptly went to the back of the church where I demanded not only a full refund, but also financial remuneration for my travel expenses and my lost time. These people who ran this choir, one of who I am certain was jewish, refused to pay me back, and one thing led to another, before I knew it I was escorted out of the Church by an extremely large and hostile negro man threatening to call the police unless I quieted down.
I would gladly get me a lawyer who is expert in false advertising if I could find one to take the case. Unfortunately, there is no doubt in my mind that the burn Choir who put on this program under COMPLETELY FALSE pretenses will be defended by the government-backed ACLU. Most lawyers are too intimidated to fight the ACLU and won’t even accept a healthy retainer just to look into its merits.
Christ suffered unspeakable rendition and torture for our Sins. But He only had to fight off the jews and the romans. To right this horrific wrong I would have to fight the ACLU and the jewish liberal elitist establishment. I try hard to live my life like Christ Jesus, and I know my God would never ask me to suffer anything worse than what His Son suffered.
Therefore, I won’t press charges or fight the ACLU because it would be a far worse experience than getting crucified for all of past, present and future Sins of Humanity. I would simply advise that if you are going to a Christmas Concert this year, you might want to inquire about what songs are on the program, and don’t assume that just because it is performed in a Christian Church that it will be Sanctified music. I would especially advise you to avoid Catholic Churches in particular. Your sneaky papist is shiftier than a snake on hot coals.