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Death threats force Jesus to cancel Last Supper

February 7, 2011

Liberal Elitists seek to Crucify xGov Mother Sarah Palin

No!  Of course this did not happen.  You have to be pretty stupid to think The Bible has an error!

But that is the first thought that comes to my mind when I hear that xGov Mother Sarah Palin is forced to cancel yet another public appearance when threats of a highly credible nature are made upon her life.

In this instance, she has been forced to cancel an important charity fundraising event for Our Troops, who are sacrificing so much for our Dominion while deployed in harms way, fighting to preserve our way of life from the savage threats of muslims.  The least we could do to thank them for their sacrifice is to hold a Charity Fundraiser in their honor, and raise money in their names.  But threats from violent liberals and democratic party operatives and their mainstream media collaborators make this too dangerous of an event for her to attend.  And who benefits from the cancellation of this benefit?  The terrorists. Coincidence?

But, one does wonder does he not?  The often violent disrespect shown to xGov Mother Sarah Palin by a loose cabal of elite liberal mobsters suggests that Jesus very well might have canceled the Last Supper had he been subjected to their cynical brand of democratic party partisianship mind control that xGov Mother Sarah Palin endures on a daily basis.

As  history proves, and as verified by authentic Biblical Witnesses,  Jesus did not cancel the Last Supper.  We’ll never know whether he failed to act on good advice or bad, but we do know that as a direct consequence of holding His Last Supper, He was bushwhacked by a traitorous apostle. We now know that Judas was a greedy and despicable  Jew/Arab hybrid in possession of an  unquenchable thirst for power and a weakness for the Roman Denarius.  As a result of the Judasian Betrayal, Jesus ended up sacrificing His Body to a rendition and torture of such a horrible nature, we dare not even use such methods on terrorists we have captured in the recent muslim wars, even though they fully deserve it.

To be sure, because Jesus failed to cancel the Last Supper, the Sins of Christians are now purged of all Godly memory, and the Chosen among us are invited to walk in the bosom of God in Heaven for an eternity, after this meaningless corporeal existence of ours has ended.

The Christian Soul would have met a very different fate over the last 2000 year had Jesus instead been alerted to the same sorts of threats xGovMother Sarah Palin gets on a daily basis.  The prophesies would have gone unfulfilled, and we would have had to wait for another Messiah, and probably not a one as handsome as was Jesus the Christ owing to the miscegenation of Galilee since His time!

Fortunately, xGov Mother Sarah Palin escapes the fate of Jesus because she has a number of early warning detection systems that alert her to the threats lobbed at her from demon-inspired Obama-backing secularists.  She uses the intertwitter, Fair and Balanced Fox News, the interUTubes, her Facebookalytes, and so on to alert her when it is unsafe to render speeches.  Jesus’ fate was sealed because he did not have these tools.

When she cancels her speaking engagements, xGov Mother Sarah Palin does so only because Her time of the Ultimate Sacrifice is not upon us. Until that time comes, perhaps at some point after Trig is weaned from her bosom, a time which is between her and God, she (along with Rep Tom Tancredo) will remain His greatest gift to us, just as His Son Jesus was in His Greatest Gift to Us back in the Day.

What to accomplish in 1st 100 Days of Christian Conservative Congressional Mandate

November 2, 2010

Christians quietly gather to celebrate the Fall of Tyranny on the night of Nov 2, 2010 AD

  • No Compromises!
  • Preserve our Constitution by Rolling Back all Constitutional Amendments that are inconsistent with Jeffersonian Constitutionalism
  • Finish Southern border fortifications and initiate Effective Mine Field Deterrent program; send shots across the bow of all Canadian ships to remind them we have NOT forgotten about them, too.
  • Authorize the gitmoization of Enemies of the State, beginning with recently deposed democrat congress critters, and anybody affiliated with or suspected affiliators of MSNBC
  • Put the “J” back in Jesus by deporting all individuals who pronounce their name as, “Hey!  Zeus!!”
  • (Pass a Constitutional Amendment outlawing the use of any language other than American English in commerce and in schools)
  • Rehabilitate Gov Rep Tom Tancredo
  • Stop ALL wasteful govt spending
  • Impeach!!!
  • Round up, inter and deport ALL Illegal Aliens, including Anchor babies and let their govt, the UN, deal with the legal repercussions
  • No Compromises!!
  • Criminalize gay homosexuality
  • Stop all govt activity until Price Water House & Cooper can complete a full audit of every last govt program
  • Marbleize and then Enshrine the Bush Tax Cuts!
  • President Gov Ronald Reagan!!!
  • Spread shoot-to-kill orders throughout our borders and in all immigration services outposts
  • Accept islam as a Public Health Problem:  Establish the Muslim-Free Zone/Death Cult Control program based upon scientifically established immunization “herd protection” principles
  • Operate a limited, one time only “Amnesty for Libs” campaign—ha!ha! j/k!  lol!! rickrolled!!!!
  • Close all Universities and public radio stations that slurp from the troth of public govt handout welfare!
  • Immediately Unseparate the separation of Church and state to allow Common Sense prayers in schools!
  • Roll back tariffs on lubricants!
  • Have this ALL accomplished in time for the next Birthday of Little Baby Jesus
  • Outlaw evolution in all forms and disguises
  • Establish the Department of Social Media and install as its first Secretary xGov Mother Sarah Palin
  • Force Immigration Compliance by ending all Federal Tax subsidies paid out to sanctuary cities
  • Apply a full out nuclear-tipped missle surgical assault to end the Iranian Weapons of Mass Destruction program once and for all
  • Enforce Constitutional provisions that require Presidents of the USA to be Natural Born Citizens
  • Impeach!!!!!

Press Release: Dominionists For Tancredo Drop Endorsement of Gov Mother Sarah Palin

September 9, 2010

Little Christian boys and girls everywhere are crying, fearing nobody can protect them now that Gov Mother "Mama Griz" Sarah Palin has appeased the islamacists.

In response to a Her recent interFacebook Press Release in which she expresses deep sympathy for the feelings of terror-loving islamacists, Dominionists for Tancredo/Palin 2012, 2016 at the latest hereby prayfully issues an Interblog Press Release declaring forthwith that Dominionists for Trancredo/Palin 2012, 2016 at the latest can no longer support, enourage, endorse, sustain, sanction, ratify, confirm, corroborate, substantiate, affirm, back up, plunk for, countenance, defend,  stand behind, stump for, sustain, certify, commend, champion, warrant, underwrite, give the green light to, or most significantly, bless the Candidacy of Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin.

In her interFacebook press release, Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin acknowledges that Pentacostal Pastor Terry Jones of the Dove Church and Youth Outreach Ctr of Gainesville FL has the constitutional right to burn as many dang korans as he sees fit to get across His point that mooselums are not welcome on this planet.  But she then goes on to mercilessly persecute this Fine Servant of a Christian God as “insensitive”  and acting to show mooselums an “unnecessary provocation”.

Unnecessary?!  Unnecessary!!?  Hello!!  With the 9/11 holiday just around the corner and what with all of the celebrations that go along with it, these words by Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin raise serious doubst that she has actually been living on the same planet with the rest of us in this Christian Nation.  Maybe, it pains me to speculate, as libs have been warning us for a long time, just maybe remote Alaska is too far removed from mainstream US of A thinking on domestic terror and foreign terror issues and the root threats to our Christian Culture?

Is Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin saying that the destruction of the WTC by the islamacists horde nothing but an “unnecessary provocation”?  Is is merely “insensitive” that these people will now build a mooselum Victory mosque/bath house RIGHT ON TOP of this holy site of carnage all the while flaunting our own Beloved Constitution and an activist judiciary in front of our faces?  Apparently, Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin has lost the ability to distinguish between something that is a bald faced act of war and something that is merely insensitive.

The 9/11 attacks by the islamofascist stormtroopers were a nucleating moment for our Sarcred Christian culture of victimization.  For years and years we had been persecuted and humiliated by elements within our own society.  We had tried to warn people that our Christian Culture had been eroded from the fringes by atheistic secularists that force fed us satanic dogmas such as evolution, marxism and Keynesian socialistic elitism, while tearing down our Sacred icons including but not limited to displays of the 10 Commandments, Christmas manger scenes, and Holy Crosses, and even Jesus bumper stickers, just to name a few. But our warnings fell on deaf ears that grew more and more deaf as more liberal demoncrats took the reigns of Our Power from us.

Add to this the fact that American Christians have been mocked and humiliated for centuries by a inbred government culture of activist judges and demoncratic traitors and IRS-backed thiefs and homosexual exhibitionists.  As if all of these threats weren’t challenging enough, we have also had to repeatedly stand against an educational system hijacked by so-called ‘educated’ liberal elitists and an ACLU-backed culture of ivory tower exceptionalism, all of whom threaten the sanctity of the Constitution as an immutable document inspired by the Words of a Christian God.

But it finally took the 9/11 attacks to open the eyes of our Nation, which led to truthful speculation that God participated in the calamity in part due to outrage over the rapid gains in the homosexual culture that was sweeping our nation.   Therefore, we celebrate the 9/11 attacks as a Sacred Time because it unified Our Minds and shifted our focus to a common enemy….islam and the billions of islamofascists who pray to a violent false prophet and who don’t value their lives or families the way we Christians do.

The appeasement of Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin threatens to roll back all of the gains we  made under Gen Pres George W Bush in terms of spreading Christian liberties throughout the world, yes, sometimes with the use of overwhelming and unmatched military power.  Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin appeasement weakens these gains, and our Defenses and emboldens our enemies to attack us again and again.

At a point in time such as this, our Border Security cannot be less than extremely tight.  Because you can count on the islamoterrorists to probe for weaknesses and attempt to conduct more missions of air sky extremeism.

At a point in time such as this, when a kenyan kaliphate has kaptured the Executive Branch of Government and is prepared to consolidate his control over our Armed Forces before declaring martial law using garrisons secretly staging in Manitoba, perhaps as early as this weekend, this capitulation of Gov Mother “Mama Griz” Sarah Palin is the last thing we need.

I call for Fair and Balanced Fox News to drop her from their broadcasts as she represents an imminent real and dangerous threat to our National Security.  I call upon  the TSA and CIA to carefully monitor her travel activities and to conduct thorough, full body cavity searches each time she enters our Air Sky system.

She is NOT the Mama Griz we had prayed for God to deliver us.  Gov Jan Brewer, who is not kowtowing to threats and intimidation by the US Government, might be a better mama griz.  We should look into that.

Is Michelle Obama still looking for a man?

August 15, 2010

You would think so, by the way she dresses like a tramp.

A negro pastor talks to that woman, heart to heart:

Vote for Rev Paul T Hipple for Antarctic Winter Interblogger!!!!

July 20, 2009

God touches Antarctica in mysterious ways

God touches Antarctica in mysterious ways

Brothers and Sisters, God spoke to me in my night time Visions last night to say that He has nominated me to run for the Antarctic Guest Blogger position.  But I need your help.

Please vote for me early and often

Here is my campaign speech:

What Antarctica needs right now is Intense Christian prayer

Too often, we in the Christian Coalition–including Governor Mother Sarah Palin and myself–are persecuted for our Environmental beliefs.  Liberal atheists spread rumors that we are environmentally insensitive.  But there are few things Christians enjoy more than looking at environmentally devasted areas like the Antarctica and praying to God for something better.  In this way, Christians serve as Protectors of he Environment and Agents of Change.

In the month that I’ll spend in Antarctica, I will conduct a world wide interblog Prayer Festival, leading Christians to repudiate Sin and the Sinners who Sin, begging God to reward our prayers by converting Antarctica from the frozen, barren landscape it is, into the tropical paradise God wants it to become. We will thank Him for his Gift of Global Warming, and ask that He continue with his higher sunspot activity program until such time as succulant plants overwhelm the Antarctica continent and dinosaurs return.

We will also pray that Her borders be opened at last, so that the precious energy resources trapped under its harsh landscape can flow north into America where it is so desperately needed.  Finally, we will pray that established Penguin communities throughout Antarctica once again respect anti-miscegenation laws, especially those outlawing homo behavior and sodomy amongst them, as recently happened (not surprisingly) in the San Francisco Zoo.

God gave Americans a beautiful gift in the Antarctic environment, which we should subdue according to His will.  What we need at this tipping point in history is someone like myself, an Experienced Pastor, who can Hear what God wants first hand (through the miracle of night time visions) and lead a Prayer Charge so that God realizes Americans are grateful for His continents, even the barren ones.

God bless you and thank you for voting for me and for Rep Tom Tancredo in 2008 2012.

Did the giraffe’s neck grow or did the acacia get smaller?

March 3, 2009

noahs_ark1Ever so often the intergoogles erupt with some crazy wobegone attempt to explain the unusual characteristics of one of God’s beautiful Creatures on the basis of evolution.

Evolutionists would have you believe that the giraffe neck “evolved” so it could reach food higher and higher in trees.

But God created the giraffe with a very specific purpose in mind:  Noah needed a scout who could see far ditances, searching for dry land.

After the Flood, and the water cleare, God rewarded the Giraffe for his good services by creating the acacia tree, whose leaves rise to a height that perfectly matches the height of the giraffes head.

If God waited for evolution to provide food for His giraffe, for example, by slowly reducing the height of the acacia tree until it matched the height of the giraffe, the latter would have clearly died of starvation long before evolution of the tree would have run its course.

These are the sort of obvious things evolutionists conveniently overlook.

No matter what we call it, torture can change hearts of evildoers

January 19, 2009

42-15819098It is hard to resist sarcasm.  With our US  government now transitioning from one based upon Christian Principles to one based on the Quran, it seems to have become fashionable lately to rename ‘enhanced interrogation techniques’ as torture.

We must accept the fact that what is sure to follow this revision of terms is Persecution of the good Christians working for the Bush administration, because nobody who has been accused of practicing enhanced interrogation techniques will ever be convicted of war crimes.

Fine, let’s call it torture and let’s accept that Christians, like Jesus Christ before them, will be unjustly brought to trial and face death for their acts of torture.  When this happens, let us Prayerfully give thanks, taking solace in how it reminds us that persecution is precisely what defines Christians as a great Religious Movement.

Even so, the elect can take further solace in knowing the convicted are saved and at Peace with God.  If the US detention facility official who is conducting torture does  not enjoy torturing the terrorist prisoner, it is completely illogical to think that he is engaged in anything other than the routine extraction of intelligence information from heartless, bloodthirsty murderers.

The fact of the matter is,  we are compelled by our Christian Faith to perform whatever uncomfortable acts are necessary to prevent islamojihadists from committing mass murder.  And if Good Christians are brought to trial and persecuted simply because they sought to uncover these muslim deceptions, we must accept that as God’s Will.

And through all of this, let’s not forget that torture does work.  The liberal mainstream media would have you believe that it doesn’t.  But of course, they have that wrong, too.

For an excellent example, look no further than to the case of  Sayed Imam Al-Sharif, ak Dr. Fadl.   As we all know, before now, no muslim has ever repudiated the terrorist acts of al-Qaeda and for this reason, we now clearly understand that Islam is not a peace loving religion.  However, none other than the ideological founder of Islamic Jihad,  after being tortured as a prisoner of  the Egyptian authorities for over a decade, Dr. Fadl finally broke, repudiating his islamofascist legacy:

In a prison cell south of Cairo a repentant Egyptian terrorist leader is putting the finishing touches to a remarkable recantation that undermines the Muslim theological basis for violent jihad and is set to generate furious controversy among former comrades still fighting with al-Qaida.

Of course, this common criminal doesn’t believe a word of it, and would gladly go back to slaughtering Christians if given the chance.  But that isn’t the point.  My point is this repudiation of violent islamic extremeism would not have been possible without God’s magnificant instrument of torture! Now, for the first time, we have real hope Obama bin Laden will fear what has happened to his colleague, heed the words of this torture victim, lay down his arms, and surrender peaceflly to the nearest authorities.

The next time someone trys to tell you torture is useless, tell them about how a bloodthirsty jihadist in prison called Dr. Fadl,  somewhere around or near the Nile River,  is suddenly singing peace and love like a purple martin sitting on a 20 foot pole.

Prayer Request for Judge Askew

January 15, 2009

visitation_prisonersGod our Holy and Sacred Father, please move the Spirit of your servant in this Dominion, Judge Wilford B. Askew, tonight. Perhaps even give him a Holy Night Time Visitation, so that, during the court session tomorrow at which Judge Wilford B. Askew will proside over, he will see Your Good Works in brother Rev. Paul T. Hipple, and become imbued with the Spirit of Passionate Foregiveness.

Then, he can deliver brother Rev. Paul T. Hipple from his oppressive chains of obligations, including probation and community services associated with his wholly misguided, unfair, and unjustified conviction of unlawful iimprisonment in the third degree, particularly seeing as how the diabolical prosecutor suppressed testimony rendered in a secret meeting at the Cracker Barrel restaurant next to the interestate in which the sound- minded victim, plied with nothing but Coca-Cola, confessed without coercion into a secret microphone hidden in the Rev. Paul T. Hipples shirt pocket, that it was a wholly consensual explicit act.

Largely because of this grevious prosecutorial misconduct, our Brother the Rev. Paul T. Hipple received an unjust conviction and sentance and as such, has suffered unChristian persecution of a Christian that rivals any Christian persecution of recorded or remembered History.

Lord, Our Father of Father’s, Please show mercy on our Brother Rev. Paul T. Hipple, whose flock is growing all across the intergoogles, as you showed mercy on your Only Son, who was horribly renditioned and tortured by the mainstream Jewish elite of his age, but in doing so somehow still managed to save all the Chosen Souls of your eternal Kingdom.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul’s Mt. Rushmore bust complete; plans for secession of Dakotas crystalize

February 28, 2008

ron-paul-mt-rushmore-bw.jpgRenegade presidential fund raiser and False Prophet Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has instructed his Believers to prepare to invade North and South Dakota, where they will establish a break away republic.
I have received word of these plans in a series of horrific but highly detailed Night Time Holy Visions.

God Himself has chosen me as His humble servant to Reveal the machinations of this deeply disturbed congressman and former abortionist.  My understanding of the Lord’s Visions are that He views Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is the single greatest threat to the Presidential Candidacy of Rep. Tom Tancredo and therefore to His Dominion on Earth.

Rep. Tom Tancredo, in contrast, will build a strong border wall and then build it again if it means saving the Dominion.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has instructed his Disciples to gather the billions of dollars they have pilfered from unsuspecting intertubers and stash them in hermetically-sealed jars.  These jars will be shipped inauspiciously via ground delivery to secret hiding spots in former nuclear missle silos throughout North and South Dakota.

Operating on the clever ruse that he was running as a Presidential Candidate, philanderer Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has had plans, all along, to raise money to create a break-away Republic.  The first wave of filthy immigrants into this republic will be his European benefactors, who are led by legions of WWII era Nazi descendants currently residing in Bavaria.  The breakaway Republic will be named Bavariastan and will be run as a tax- and war-free Constitutional haven whose economy will be based upon bushmeat exports –thereby explaining the Mason jar hoarding– and casino gambling.

Military operations associated with the invasion will be led by retired Maj Gen Jerry Curry, an experienced self-flagellating veteran of the Indian Wars and frequent subject of rumors that he may enter the Presidential Race to displace the moribund Capt. Sen. John McCain candidacy.

GA Law Expands Gun Owners Rights to Arm Themselves in Churches

February 19, 2008

guns-in-church.jpgEmboldened by the Presidential candidacy of Rep. Tom Tancredo, the Good Republican (Christian) legislature in Georgia has finally taken a bold but necessary step to stop unChristian persecution of Christians.

And not a moment too soon.

Important legislation, now on the fast track, allows for Christians to defend themselves from unChristian Persecution by removing prohibitions against Our Christian and Constitutional Right to Bear Arms in public places.

From a Christian perspective,  what is most important and welcome about this Law is that congregates and other Christian church goers can now legally bring their firearms into Church Services.  Until now, many such Holy Christians have been torn between breaking the Laws of this Great Dominion, and doing what is necessary to protect the safety of their families, who are exposed to enormous risk each and every time they enter a House of Christian Worship.

With this new Law, they can Converse with the Lord in the great Peace that comes from knowing they can defend themselves and their loved ones with lethal force if necessary from unChristian persecution that comes in the form of attacks on the premises by atheists, crazed homicidal maniacs, or roaming packs of illegal mexican immigrant rape squads desperate for a food handout and willing to do anything until they get one.

This legislation has been widely applauded throughout the State of Georgia.  Astute Political and Religious Commentators appear to understand how the persecution of Christians, and especially handcuffing them from defending themselves, erodes our Culture.


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