Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has had a remarkable and unexpected impact on the 2008 precampaign campaign.
He’s raised billions of dollars from every state in the Dominion (except from God-fearing Christian (Republican) states whose people are wise to his deceptions and trickery) which our Sources tell us will be used to purchase Manitoba from the Central Canadian Government.
A remarkable feature of the Dr. Rep. Ron Paul campaign that continues to confound Political Experts is that it is almost Entirely Internet-based–the First Exclusively Virtual Campaigner ever. For in point of fact, Nobody has ever seen Dr. Rep. Ron Paul in real life. His only appearances Ever have been on the Interwebs, except for this one purported image of him taken as a young school boy.
In recent news today, Dr. Rep. Ron Paul proves he is not only a Creation of the Interwebs, but also their pawn when he was overheard saying, “We will NOT tax the internets. I have no plans of doing that, and I will instead work tirelessly to continue to impose burdensome taxes on the middle class, the rich and the poor except for illegal aliens–especially mexicans–who will be the recipients of tax revenue under my administration.” quote sources
Political analysts are harmonious in their agreement that these words indicate Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is being carefully manipulated by Interweb-based special interest groups, most likely foreign in nature including, but not limited to
- Asians for Ron Paul,
- Belgians for Ron Paul,
- Brits for Ron Paul,
- Canadians for Ron Paul,
- Europe for Ron Paul,
- Holland for Ron Paul,
- India and Pakistan (including the lawless northwestern tribal areas) for Ron Paul,
- Italians for Ron Paul
- Portugal for Ron Paul
- Romania for Ron Paul
- Brazil for Ron Paul
- Frenchmen and Frenchharlots for Ron Paul
- Hugo Chavez
- Germans for Ron Paul
- Pollacks for Ron Paul
- Someone else, probably Borneo pygmies, for Ron Paul
I got to thinking about these issues before praying to Our Lord during noontime supper. I proceeded to fall off the chair, and I am told, “flop around on the floor like a noodled catfish.”
The Lord then came to me in my first ever noon time Vision to Reveal that Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is NOT real, but is actually EXACTLY virtual in every way: He is in fact an Internet-based Holographic Image.
Incredulous, I asked God if Dr. Rep. Ron Paul was a Spirit but he said, “Nope, just a damned computer image. That’s all. The Interweb created him for one reason only: It is a scared of being taxed. Especially if a Demoncrat like Hellary is elected.”
And here we thought only the Lord worked in mysterious ways….