Rep. Tom Tancredo admittedly faces an uphill climb in his apocalyptic quest to secure Our Dominion’s borders and the Republican Presidential nomination. We’ve said this all along, but surely Jesus face far more trial and tribulation and Great Pain and Sorrow in the desert.
Although Rep. Tom Tancredo is obviously God’s Chosen candidate, the Forces of the Dark-Side have mounted a formidable opposition slate including, for example,
Sen. Sam Brownback and Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee.
So how does a Christian (Republican) voter choose among these apparently God-fearing men, particularly when all of them simply wait for ideas from Rep. Tom Tancredo when they need to set their Agendas?
Well, one can tell a lot about about a Presidential candidate from the company He keeps, and Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee is no exception. The company Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee keeps includes his hussy wife.
Through the Revelation of Night Time visions, God has who rather than acting like a good prospective First Lady who stands in the shadows to support her man, and waits to fulfill his bodily functions at the end of the day, has taken to manly enterprises such as grenade launcher practice and posing immodestly for for the Intertubes as shown in the shocking photo above, in an apparent attempt to escalate the best looking Presidential Candidate Wife race.
Trust us when we say that Rep. Tom Tancredo does not plan to enter his horse in that race.
All Christians, irrespective of denomination but especially Dominionists, should Vote for Rep. Tom Tancredo in 2008. He’s the only candidate who can put the Jay back in Jesus by securing our borders.