Prayers for Rain answered with Tremendous Deluge


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I’m just a hear to report to all you Unbelievers that the Prayer for Rain by our Georgia Governor, Animal Dr. Gov. Sonny Perdue, was a TREMENDOUSLY successful display of God’s Greatest Acts on Earth and how He answers the Prayers of His Children.

A few days ago, Animal Dr. Gov. Sonny Perdue assembled Christian Leaders from throughout our Drought-Stricken state to the Georgia Capitol in Atlanta to Pray for Rain. These religious experts had concluded that God the Father is withholding water from the southeast region of Our Dominion because we in the region, particularly our Politicians, have not been good Stewards of our Resources. Animal Dr. Gov. Sonny Perdue ‘got’ that message loud and clear, announcing a two-pronged strategy to solve the crisis: To Pray and to declare War on Florida for stealing the water that God gave to Georgia.

I am something of a gardener myself and even have one of those tubes in my garden that I can use to measure rainfall. Well, it just a rained and a rained and a rained last night, a few days after the Rainfall Prayer Service. I couldn’t wait to go outside in the morning to measure how much Rain God Gave Us.

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Sure enough, He healed our Sorrowful Wounds and Comforted the Silent Fears of our Unborn Little baby boys and girls!!!

He smote the Dark Side by an incredible display of generousity: I received one half of one tenth of an inch of rain!!!

Praise the Lord for answering Prayers of Desperation!!!

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2 Responses to “Prayers for Rain answered with Tremendous Deluge”

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