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Time to rename the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of the United States!!!

July 16, 2010

Dominionists have never understood why the 9th largest Body of Water on God’s planet is called the Gulf of Mexico.  It just doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.

Almost all of the water in the Gulf of Mexico flows in from the United States, not from Mexico and not from any of those pathetic malaria-infested central american caliphates that are run by pox-marked despots.  And almost all of the land that borders the gulf is United States of America land.

And who is cleaning up the a gigantic oils spill that spilled in INTERNATIONAL WATERS and is NOT our responsibility??  You guessed it, the United of America.

So, lets go ahead and call a spade a spade and call the Gulf of United States by a name that makes a LOT more common sense than what it is currently being called.

Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee’s Wife Exposed as Grenade Launching Harlot

November 15, 2007

Mrs. HuckabeeRep. Tom Tancredo admittedly faces an uphill climb in his apocalyptic quest to secure Our Dominion’s borders and the Republican Presidential nomination.  We’ve said this all along, but surely Jesus face far more trial and tribulation and Great Pain and Sorrow in the desert.

Although Rep. Tom Tancredo is obviously God’s Chosen candidate, the Forces of the Dark-Side have mounted a formidable opposition slate including, for example, Sen. Sam Brownback and Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee.

So how does a Christian (Republican) voter choose among these apparently God-fearing men, particularly when all of them simply wait for ideas from Rep. Tom Tancredo when they need to set their Agendas?

Well, one can tell a lot about about a Presidential candidate from the company He keeps, and Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee is no exception.  The company Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee keeps includes his hussy wife.

Through the Revelation of Night Time visions, God has  who rather than acting like a good prospective First Lady who stands in the shadows to support her man, and waits to fulfill his bodily functions at the end of the day, has taken to manly enterprises such as grenade launcher practice and posing immodestly for for the Intertubes as shown in the shocking photo above, in an apparent attempt to escalate the best looking Presidential Candidate Wife race.

Trust us when we say that Rep. Tom Tancredo does not plan to enter his horse in that race.

All Christians, irrespective of denomination but especially Dominionists, should Vote for Rep. Tom Tancredo in 2008.  He’s the only candidate who can put the Jay back in Jesus by securing our borders.


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