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Dr. Rep. Ron Paul reconnoits North Dakoda in preparation for post-election invasion

February 7, 2008

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As God has Revealed previously, if elected-and there is a very real possibility that can happen given the incredible possibility that his campaign will build momentum before the primaries are over– it turns out that Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has no intention whatsoever to serve a single day as President of Our Dominion, the United States of America Under God.

So Conservative Christian (Republican) Patriots, instead of wasting your vote on Dr. Rep. Ron Paul, waste it on Rep. Tom Tancredo, who fully intends to serve not one, but two or more complete terms as President when elected.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is trying to keep the real plans underlying his campaign top secret. God sees everything, even secrets, and personally tells me, through the Medium of Night Time Visions, a LOT about what He sees.

God has revealed to me that the Dr. Rep. Ron Paul campaign is little more than a deceptive front for a dark and treacherous plan. The campaign is designed for the single purpose of raising money that will be used to buy Manitoba from Canada, where they will start up their own Godless Government, with their own Constitution, and televised Federal Reserve meetings. Perhaps most shockingly, they won’t even get involved in any of our global Wars against Arabs!

Believe you me, Manitobians welcome him with open arms, and are even communicating with the Dr. Rep. Ron Paul campaign using encryted interblog messages. For example, this interblog is actually sending a message that says:

begin message
Dear Dr. Rep. Ron Paul. stop We have finished implanting the tracking devices in all our sheep and alpacas as per your instructions stop We can’t wait until you are our leader stop still waiting on that truck load of popsicles you promised stop good luck on super Tuesday stop our calculations show you will win every state but New Mexico stop Are we still safe? stop
end of message

Once comfortably settled in Manitoba, Dr. Rep. Ron Paul intends, presumably by using an all volunteer army, to conduct cross border raids into North and South Dakota, ultimately taking the land from Our Blessed union of States, thereby weakening Our Dominion on Earth.

Once in control of the Dakotas, Dr. Rep. Ron Paul will rename them North Bavaristan and South Bavaristan, and at that point invite all of his Bavarian followers to settle, giving away free to each settler a 100,000 acre homestead complete with sewer and cable hookups, as reparations for American atrocities in Germany, and particularly in Bavaria, during World War II.

All Dr. Rep. Ron Paul followers currently living in the United States of American under God will either move to Manitoba, to operate dairy farms as a collective proletariat based upon Marxist Principles, in particular, endeavoring to abstain from commodity fetishims excepting such fetishims pertaining to personal electronic devices/video games.

All the others will move to Fargo, North Bavaristan to operate the network servers and to build and protect a Shrine to Paulistan’s completely unamended Constitution.

The Elks Club Conspiracy

Dr. Rep Ron Paul sited at North Dakota Elks Club. Additional Elks Club Conspiracy evidence.

Capt. Sen. John McCain and Dr. Rep. Ron Paul’s unChristian and antiDominion torture positions

January 30, 2008

Jesus our Christ was waterboarded by the Jews and Negro elements of the Roman Guard to save humanity from original sin and to open up the Gates of Eternity to those of us who have accepted Jesus as our personal friend and Savior.

Since Jesus is an historical constant, things today aren’t any different. Only back in His day, the term crucification was a handy euphemism for the term we use today: waterboarding.

But don’t you think for one minute that Jesus the Christ wasn’t waterboarded. He was! And he accepted this fate gladly and so should we.

A direct consequence of this most Sacred Act of Torture is the growth of a wonderful culture of Christian faith that celebrates this Magnificant Act, which has spread throughout the world, culminating in the Glorious Dominion of the United States of America under God which stands at the pinnacle of His Creation.

Clearly, this historic act of Benevolent Torture indicates that God the Father not only condones torture, but that torture has always been a part of His Divine Plan for us. God believes waterboarding can be as useful an Instrument of Justice as any other.

Some people, usually the dark-sided people, falsely proclaim that waterboarding is unChristian. But that doesn’t make any logical sense. If God didn’t condone waterboarding, why in the heck would he have based entirely His Kingdom on Earth on the basis of a simple act of Holy Torture?

Therefore, Waterboarding and other acts of torture that are necessary to persuade islamofascists and other enemies to reveal military information, hidden locations of Weapons of Mass Destruction, turban bombs, and plans of Horrific islamoterrorism are completely consistent with Christian Principles that date back a couple millennium! The War against Arabs can only be won when we finally convert all of these unfortunate peoples to our peaceful religion, and waterboarding will prove to be an important instrument to achieve such conversion.

Unfortunately, we have Republican Presidential Candidates who fail to see this Divine Logic. Unlike Rep. Tom Tancredo, who is a stronger proponent of Waterboarding than even Patient V.P. Richard Cheney, both Capt. Sen. John McCain and Dr. Rep. Ron Paul are vigorously anti-waterboarding, and, in the unlikely event that either would ever be elected President, have promised to dismantle our current highly effective, waterboarding-based culture of foreign policy, that which Baseball Owner President George W. Bush has worked steadfastly to erect.

Clearly, any candidate who is anti-torture has forsaken a key lesson from his Christian upbringing and has become unChristian. Our Dominion has far too many unChristian illegal aliens as it is, and we certainly don’t need one to occupy the Whitehouse. And the need to continue to use Waterboarding as an Instrument of Divine Justice , whether or not we call it torture, will not go away after the upcoming election.

Waterboarding is a Gift from God that He wants us to use and we should Embrace this gift with all of our hearts and use it with all of our God-given abilities.

Did Dr. Rep. Ron Paul perform a certain “gynecologic procedure” on his new bride?

January 28, 2008

rp-wedding-day1.jpgIt is widely known that the biggest threat posed to Rep. Tom Tancredo’s Divinely Endorsed presidential campaign is the campaign of his fellow maverick congressional colleague, suspected abortionist Dr. Rep. Ron Paul.

Future president Rep. Tom Tancredo does not take the Dr. Rep. Ron Paul campaign lightly. Compared to the several other Republican and democrat candidates, the Dr. Rep. Ron Paul campaign is significantly more clever.

For example, Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has recently proposed a 4 Point Economic Stimulus Plan that offers the brilliant and novel solution of forcing the Federal Reserve Bank to publicly Televise all of its meetings! Except for Rep. Tom Tancredo, no other candidate has shown such a Nimble ability to think outside the box to find REAL economic solutions for our crisis. Economists who have performed the calculations indicate that the increased advertising revenues for what are certain to be the most watched broadcasts ever conclude that this solution alone will end the recession within 2 weeks after the plan is implemented!

But don’t you think for a minute that Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is a safe alternative candidate. Don’t you forget for a minute that Dr. Rep. Ron Paul wants to give up, quit and end the War Against Arabs and, worse, he wants to open our borders to brown illegal aliens and let them do whatever they want, Sexually, with our women and children.

In my Nightly Visions last night, The Lord reminded me that later this week, Dr. Rep. Ron Paul will ‘celebrate’ his 51st wedding anniversary, when he first married Mrs. Dr. Rep. Ron Paul. In an act of Great Mercy, He pointed out to me in this Vision that paulbots and paultards everywhere have used this anniversary to organize a campaign that is designed to extort $51 billion from unsuspecting voters, money that if donated instead could find much better uses in Christian Churches. For example, when I take my youth group on field trips, with that sort of money we could afford for each of the boys to have their own personal hotel rooms, and I could comfort the homesick among them without disturbing the sleep of the other boys.

And then My Lord said, “the marriage of Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is Unholy and an Abomination. Rev. Hipple, when you awaken in the morning, The Google will complete this Revelation. Good night and have a Holy tomorrow, my good brother.”

When I awoke, I asked The Google to show me, “Dr. Rep. Ron Paul the Abominationist”

And The Google pointed me to the very, very, very interesting Picture above. It is a picture from the wedding night, when Dr. Rep. Ron Paul and Mrs. Dr. Rep. Ron Paul are about to get into their car and head out to their honeymoon.

But as I looked at that picture carefully, it was obvious it was the fulfillment of a Promised Revelation and I dropped to my knees and Praised the Lord!

First, you’ll note Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is carrying a small case that the yellow arrow points to. It is too small to be their luggage. But it is EXACTLY and PRECISELY large enough to be a medical instrument bag commonly used in that day.

Second. Look at Mrs. Dr. Rep. Ron Paul. Most especially, take advantage of the helpful pink arrow and look at her large, unexplained abdominal mass. It is pooching out quite a bit, isn’t it? Do you know what causes that pooching? Of course you do. Only the presence of a precious little unborn baby boy or girl causes that sort of pooching.

So, to summarize, we have unequivocal photographic evidence that Mrs. Dr. Rep. Ron Paul was EXTREMELY pregnant with an innocent human baby on her wedding night, and that Dr. Rep. Ron Paul–who was a practicing gynecologist at the time–and gynecologists are abortionists–which was illegal at the time–was carrying his bag of medical instruments on his wedding night.

Furthermore, it is an Intertube Fact that upon returning from her honeymoon, Mrs. Dr. Rep. Ron Paul was not pregnant and did not sire a Child for quite some time later.

I will now allow the reader to draw their own conclusions about this despicable Act of Apparent Depravity.

A second look Rep. Tom’s plans for a border wall

January 27, 2008

gaza-border-wall.jpg Leading Presidential Candidate, Republican Rep. Tom Tancredo, is the ONLY candidate who has proposed an effective and comprehensive Border Security Program that promises to stop illegal mexicans from invading our Dominion on the southern border, and to stop them from destroying our Christian Values-based country.

All of the other candidates endorse the Congressional Law to build a simple fence and stop there.

Rep. Tom Tancredo understands that this solution alone will fail and is on record on this.  As proof that Rep. Tom Tancredo is a Visionary, one needs only to look at the current problem in the Gaza border with Egypt, where bands of Palestinian Islamofascists and their terrorist leaders have demolished an extremely strong border wall built by the Israeli government, and spilled out of the Gaza into Egypt, to join forces with Egyptian Arab Islamofascists and terrorists.

This incident proves a border wall alone will not and can not work to keep mongrel hoards in their place.  The Israeli Jews aren’t good for much, but what they can do very, very well is build strong walls.  And even that wasn’t good enough.  And I need not remind you that mexicans are a heck of a lot better at both building and destroying things than are muslims.

One look at Rep. Tom Tancredo multifaceted proposal for securing our borders should convince you that he has the vision needed to end our illegal immigration problem:

Rep. Tom Tancredo’s border program includes:

  1. A high border wall made from titanium that stretches the length of our border with mexico, using illegal aliens captured in the United States of America Under God.
  2. 1 mile wild mine fields planted on both the northern and southern sides of the wall, including mines that are attractively manufactured to look like various cactus plants in order to beautify the region.
  3. In conjunction with his Breaking the Cycle of Welfare for Vicious Negroes initiative, Patrols along the border will deploy vicious border dogs bred by Micheal Vick Enterprises, Inc.
  4. 100% end to end coverage of the border using volunteer snipers, in collaboration with the National Rifle Association.
  5. Stocking the Rio Grande River with flesh eating Piranha fish.

God wants His Dominion saved, and only President Rep. Tom Tancredo has what it takes to be an Instrument of His justice.

Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee resorts to threat and intimidation to gain voters

November 18, 2007

It would appear that Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee’s campaign is going so poorly, that he has now rolled out some new attack ads.

But these attack ads are not directed at the leading candidate in the race, Rep. Tom Tancredo–the Choice of Dominionists and the Lord God–no, Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee is ATTACKING VOTERS.

As you can see in this one, Pastor Gov. Mike is clearly threatening voters with the Wrath of Chuck Norris if they do not come out and vote for him.

Despicable!