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If Doe tags work for deer they can work for Anchor Babies!

August 13, 2010

Principles of deer herd management should be applied to the Anchor Baby Crisis

Not to sound like some uppity elitist game mangment warden, but you can put me square in the camp of folk who are greatful for Wild Life Mangment practices that cull the deer herd by taking out some female does.   I have a lot of friends who don’t like it when they can’t bag a buck.  And I’d rather get one with a rack myself.

But even they got to admit that taking out the does has made it more fun to hunt the bucks, because taking out the does is keeping the entire deer population down lower, leaving more food for the  bucks who get a lot bigger and a big buck is a better looking buck on the tailgate!

I got to thinking about this when the other day God asked me to go to the intertubes where he had just inspired the lamestream media to finally publish some new information on the Anchor Baby Crisis.

To make a long story short, pregnant mexican females are NOT crossing the border illegally just before spitting out a new baby like we all thought they was doing, but are mostly slipping into our Dominion as unpregnant mexicans.  Then, they get to copulating and get pregnant once they are secretly in Our Dominion and then evading law enforcement just long enough to spit out an anchor baby!!  And they are outproducing White Christian Americans  at an alarming rate!

What does this have to do with the new methods of Wild Life Mangment that are designed to keep deer populations at a healthy low level?

Are you a stupid for asking such an obvious question?

First, what it says is that My Proposals to improve border sharpshooter training so they recognize the pregnant ones may help stem the flood a little bit, but it is probably NOT a good solution for the Anchor Baby Crisis. This DOES NOT mean I am backing off from the Border Sharpshooter Training initiative.  I’m just saying we need to add a new wrinkle to the solution.

Second, it means that if we are going to effectively cull the mexican herd that is already here violating  Our laws, stealing Our precious tax dollar resources, and using Our healthcare, then we need to initiate an Effective Mexican Herd Management initiative that involves selectively culling the female mexican from United States lands.

This may mean that we might have fewer resources to keep pressure on lowering the mexican buck population, and the roaming packs of mexican rape squads that ensue, but we can get back to them later.

It is time to start approaching the illegal mexican population as if it is a wild animal herd!  If we apply PROVEN methods of Wild Life mangment to the mexican does and bucks who are already across our border, then we might have a chance at dealing with the Anchor Baby Crisis.

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Libs Mock Conservative Christians with Phallus-shaped Poll Results

August 12, 2010

Poll data on degenerate homosexual lifestyle manipulated into shape of unattractive Phallus

A cabal between elements of the elitist lamestream media, pollsters and poll respondents have conspired on a poll conducted about degenerate homosexual lifestyles to fix the results so that they form the shape of an engorged, fully erect male phallus, possibly of human origin.

And people wonder why we are disgusted by libs!

Expect Collateral Damage in the War against Muslim Atrocities

November 11, 2009

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Jesus protected by a sad US GI on day of His rendition and torture

The peaceful, loving relationship between the US soldier and Jesus is the basis upon which the US projects its devastatingly effective military power.  Our Military and all of Her operations are certified by an authority no less powerful and Perfect than the Provenance of God!  We  engage in battle with Our enemies equipped with Divine Certainty that, as Gen George W. Bush has said repeatedly, “Our crusade against Muslim terror and the demonic treachery of the muslim is a just one!

[For anybody who has difficulty with this concept, and considers equally legitimate all monotheistic faiths of the Abrahamic tradition,  I need only remind you that Jesus uses the King James Bible and only the King James Bible to deliver His message.  There is no such thing as a King James Koran….and there never will be.  In other words, when Jesus had the chance to vote for who would be His People, Jesus voted for the Christian and against the muslim.

And I don’t have to remind you that the War against Muslim Atrocities is a borderless war.  Try as we do to contain the battlefield within the borders of their own pathetic, God-foresaken countries, skirmishes break out from time to time elsewhere, including sometimes within the peaceful Borders of our very own Dominion.  This simple fact of islamic treachery teaches us that Christians must remain vigilant no matter it they are in Turkinministan, Timbuktoo or Tuscaloosa.

Do we project our Power perfectly at all times?  Of course we do not.  We are only God-like, not God.  We are human and the only real failing of a true Christian is in trying to be as perfect as God and then falling short.  But every once in a while we make a mistake.

For example, a Christian US Marine is now being persecuted by the secularists in Florida for a minor case of mistaken identity.  He was on leave, peacefully, going about his business, removing some laundry from the trunk of his car in front of his own home in a peaceful neighborhood of like-minded Christians.  Because he was trained so well, he was aware this calming scene could be disrupted at any moment and was also on alert.

Inexplicably,  someone doing a PERFECT muslim imitation came running up from behind this soldier with an opium-crazed look on his face, screaming, “Allah akbar!  Allah akbar!” which literally translated means, “I am about to pull the cord on this here homicide bomb, Allah willing!”

Because he was a US Marine he was trained to recognize homicidal islamofascism in a blink of an eye and to do what any good Christian would do in a situation like that:  he grabbed the tire wrench from the trunk of his car and used it to repeatedly beat this savage pseudo-islamofascist mercilessly, to stop him from activating the bomb that any reasonable American would presume was wrapped around his chest, which would be used to harm any innocent Christian women and children who are nearby.

Once unconscious, it was determined that this muslim-wannabe was, in fact, not a typical muslim terrorist and was instead a member of some catholic-like mediterranean-based wiccan cult who had illegally immigrated into the US through our broken borders.  Further, he might just as well have been a deaf mute because he didn’t speak or hear a lick of English, a fact which might have led to some uncertainty about his true intentions.

Sadly, the Christian US Marine was subsequently arrested and charged with assault and attempted murder, and now suffers the worst sort of persecution imaginable: false imprisonment by the very same government he swore to defend with Honor until the last breath of his life.  He has become an enemy of the liberal state.

This incident proves many things.  First, it proves that after generations of removing God from our schools, our secular law enforcement culture apparently has lost any ability to tell the difference between justified defense from a homicidal maniac, and mistaken identity and is willing to persecute good Christians who might accidentally do the latter.

Second, to the degree this case might possibly represent unfortunate “collateral damage” in the war against muslims, it also proves the wisdom of Rep Tom Tancredo’s platform for insisting that English be the Official Language in the US.  To prevent further mishaps of this nature, as our next president, Rep Tom Tancredo will enact laws that ensure visitors to this Dominion can pass basic English proficiency tests before entering through Customs.  For their own safety.

Third, although it is true there are special places in Hell reserved for those who fall short of the Loving Expectations of God, this is not one of those cases.  Lance Cpl. Bruce can rest assured that Jesus will walk with him as he suffers through persecution from secularists who are not nearly as forgiving about mistaken cases of identity as is God….particularly when muslims are involved.

How to spot a homosexual

October 19, 2009

The depravity of the homosexual stalker depicted in living color.  I’ll pray for the brown-stained soul of that once innocent boy.

One Nation Under God

October 6, 2009

Jesus laughs at Hussain Obama's useless liberal agenda

Jesus laughs at Hussain Obama's useless liberal agenda

Finally, the mainstream artist industry is beginning to recognize that this Great Nation of ours Belongs to Christ!!!

I urge Dominionists everywhere to click on the interlink above and to study and disseminate this wonderful work of art, which is so rich in symbolism, that it needs explanatory paragraphs to get across the points it makes.

For example, the you can read about all the enemies of our Constitution, including activist Supreme Court judge weeping in shame, the smug, Evolution-loving, liberal humanist God-less college professor, and family physicians lining up to get fat at the Public Option health care reform troth, and so forth

Note to immigrants: You are NOT welcome in this Country, even if you do accept Lord Jesus the Savior as your God.  JMO

Brake Check: Curing the homo doesn’t cure the homo of sin

July 17, 2009

Jesus weeping tears of caked blood because of homo problem

Jesus weeping tears of caked blood because of homo problem

Homosexuality is shameful

-Romans 1:27

The intergoogles are  atwitter over breathtaking news from  elite liberal scientists who claim to have observed that God cured homo in a penguin housed in a San Francisco zoo.  The observation proves with great certainty, at least in penguins, that the homo is a choice and not a biological imperative.

By extension, this finding argues that the homo could be just as curable in humans, even though almost all  human homos claim that they are powerless to resist homo, that it is not a choice but something born within them.  Setting aside the fact that it is ALWAYS a choice to embrace evil, for the sake of argument let’s assume they truly are born with homo and that it can be cured.

We are also born with original sin, and it is only through God’s merciful forgiveness and the Blood of His Renditioned & Tortured Christ child, that some of us are Saved from the Hellfire.

However, To be born with both original sin AND the homo presents an insurmountable Salavation Challenge.  Simply put, Christ simply did not bleed enough blood to save both original sinners and the original sinners who have the homo.  Even if they are cured of the latter.  Cured or not, having the homo is just too severe of an evil sin to be overcome.

Therefore, Saved Christians who hold the hand of God do not have to be worried that they will have to spend an Eternity holding hands with former homos, even they are cured ones.

We encourage all Christians to convince those who are afflicted with the homo to seek treatment and cure.  However, we strongly recommend that you do not give False Hope for Eternal Salvation to such individuals.

UnChristian persecution of Christians: Ben Stein’s New Movie

February 5, 2008

martyrdom.jpgChristians have suffered at the hands of pagans, atheists, Jews, Romans, muslims and others –all are instruments of the Demon’s treachery–since the beginning of Creation.  And Good and holy Christians respond to this persecution through the lessons of Jesus.   We accept the horrible pain it causes us by remembering the Calm and quiet way that Christ accepted His Death by His persecutors.   Parenthetically, Islamofascists who we find it necessary to rendition and waterboard could take such a lesson themselves and maybe save themselves from the trouble they cause our Intelligence Community.

These same elements of atheism, communism, catholicism, liberalism  and darwinism are now attacking  and persecuting Christians again.  In this case, what I have uncovered is an obvious decrepit methodological naturalist posing undercover as a mainstream media movie reviewer who is attacking Ben Stein’s Historic new movie, Expelled

Expelled is am extremely Truthful and Trustworthy documentary that exposes how brilliant scientists who also happen to have a healthy Christian perspective are being persecuted at elite liberal colleges.  These men are being fired from their jobs, and are prohibited from teaching all sides of the Story of Creation, most especially the parts dealing with how God created everything.

As Good Christians and men of good Christian conscience, these men cannot stand by while these liberal elite institutions Forcibly force them to teach students petty, unprovable theories and only one side of the story at that.

As the movie rolls out in theaters everywhere, Ben Stein is going to take a lot of heat in the form of unChristian persecution of Christians.  Some will even attempt to sew Divisions among Christians, saying that Ben Stein is merely exploiting Christians for profit.  That is simply the typical sort of treachery one can expect from the mainstream media, so don’t you believe a word of it.

We have all said prayers to God to give Our good Christian Brother Stein the strength to rise above this brewing storm of inhumane criticism.  He will prove to be a Christlike Figure no less magnificent then some of history’s earliest and greatest Christlike figures, including Jesus Christ himself.

unChristian Christian Persecution on the YouTube interblog

February 1, 2008

warning: before watching the following video, which contains the Demon’s deceptions and treachery,  please repeat the following prayer after me:

Lord, I am about to watch this unChristian video on the YouTube for instructional purposes only. I am fully aware that it contains atheistic lies and distortions of unspeakable Dimension, and am only comforted by the Prayerful Knowledge that My Jesus suffered far worse Rendition and Persecution at the hands of the Jews in order that my Soul be saved. Lord, Forgive me if you think watching this filth and persecution is Sinful, but I know that at times You test me by forcing me to face evil just as You commanded your Son, Jesus Christ to go to the Desert to meet Satan.

I was searching the intertubes this morning when I asked The Google for interblog sites that contain Wholesome Christian Examinations that test ones Knowledge of God and strength of faith.  That is when I stumbled upon this video.  At first I thought it was going to be very interesting and Prove how strong was my faith, but it turns out that it persecutes Christians in horrible ways, especially at the very end, which is quite shocking:

In Worship services this weekend, I intend to warn all Congregents at the 2nd Dominion Church of Georgia to avoid the YouTube and to boycott the YouTube, just as I warn you here. All of the YouTube is an extremely dark-sided interblog, that is not safe for Christian men, Christian woman, Christian youth, Christian elders or little unborn baby Christian boys and girls.

This is an example of the sort of unChristian filth and decadation that is allowed on the YouTube. The YouTube is EXTREMELY unChristian and NOT SAFE FOR Christians!

Free at Last!!! Democrats plan to round up and persecute Christians

January 22, 2008

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If I was to told you I just a spent two months in the Colquitt county jail, would you be able to predict what political party the Colquitt county sheriff is a member?

That’s right!  He is a member of the Democrat Party, whereas I am politically unaffiliated except for one teeny, itty little thing, I happen to be a Crusader for the Cause of Christ!!!  I was held in the jail by the sheriff not because I was a republican, which I surely is not, but because I am a Christian Minister of Jesus!!

“Blessed are those who have been persecuted for the sake of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven. Blessed are you when men revile you and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely on account of Me.” Matt. 5:10, 11.

Jesus said that persecution of Christians would intensify in the end-times.   I have had almost persistent Nightly Visions from His Holyness that prove scientifically that the Democrat Party plans, upon winning the Presidential Election are to form an Alignment with Islamofascist Muslims and then to Rape, Plunder and Desecrate and finally Persecute all Christians.

God has moved the Sheriff to Free Me from jail so that I can proclaim this warning.

Rep. Tom Tancredo is the only man who stands in front of (United States of) American Christian, who sees this threat and who will hold steadfast to protect our Christian Nation and Christian Way of Life.

A Vote for Rep. Tom Tancredo in 2008 saves our Christian Nation whereas a vote for anybody else will destroy our Christian Identity and bring upon the End Times!!

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul permanently banned from Interwebs as terrorist threat

October 23, 2007

In an unusual move, key but delusional supporters of the Interweb-based holographic image and Presidential dictator-aspirant Generalissimo Ronaldo Paul have been permanently banned from the Interwebs.

Apparently, these supporters–who are known as Paulbots in key, highly classified national security agency circles–have finally gone too far, resulting in the Interweb giving them a stiff and unmistakable warning of the nature of their threat:
“We’re upset that you’ve discovered where we keep the black helicopters, so we’re silencing you in an attempt to keep you from warning the rest of your brethren so we can round you all up and send you to re-education camps all at once.”

Rep. Tom Tancredo fully supports this disciplinary move.

In my night time vision, God has Revealed through His Infinite Knowledge that Rep. Tom and his Close circle of advisers are currently working up a proposal to mine NSA datebases for evidence of Paulbot activities, and then to then to rendition them from their mommies and daddies into comfortable quarters where they will be treated humanely NOT be subjected to torture until we get the answers we are looking for.


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