If the 2008 presidential election taught us anything, it is that we cannot drop our guard and allow our Constitution to be hijacked by stealth candidates for Foreign Interests on or near a large continent that is south of Europe and begins with the letter A.
We obviously don’t want to replace the arrogant Nuambian Prince currently occupying OUR White House with more of the same.
This specific concern renders implausible the election of certain candidates who do not rise to meet the standards of our Heritage Test. Among such individuals are Pizza Mogul Herman Cain, a likeable, well-groomed negro who enunciates his words nicely.
Let me be perfectly clear. Second only to Rep Tom Tancredo, Pizza Mogul Herman Cain’s anti-muslim credentials are unrivaled. He is an Outstanding Christian Conservative in this regard who I am certain would attack the immigration problem and the immigrants it attracts with the sort of heartless devastation the issue merits. I think we could trust him to roll back every progressive reform ever enacted by Congress in its recorded history.
Pizza Mogul Herman Cain is shown in the image in this interblog.
Look at this picture prayerfully and ask yourself whether you can honestly say this individual passes the Heritage Test.
(Hint: There is nothing wrong with your monitor’s color settings)