The peaceful, loving relationship between the US soldier and Jesus is the basis upon which the US projects its devastatingly effective military power. Our Military and all of Her operations are certified by an authority no less powerful and Perfect than the Provenance of God! We engage in battle with Our enemies equipped with Divine Certainty that, as Gen George W. Bush has said repeatedly, “Our crusade against Muslim terror and the demonic treachery of the muslim is a just one!”
[For anybody who has difficulty with this concept, and considers equally legitimate all monotheistic faiths of the Abrahamic tradition, I need only remind you that Jesus uses the King James Bible and only the King James Bible to deliver His message. There is no such thing as a King James Koran….and there never will be. In other words, when Jesus had the chance to vote for who would be His People, Jesus voted for the Christian and against the muslim.
And I don’t have to remind you that the War against Muslim Atrocities is a borderless war. Try as we do to contain the battlefield within the borders of their own pathetic, God-foresaken countries, skirmishes break out from time to time elsewhere, including sometimes within the peaceful Borders of our very own Dominion. This simple fact of islamic treachery teaches us that Christians must remain vigilant no matter it they are in Turkinministan, Timbuktoo or Tuscaloosa.
Do we project our Power perfectly at all times? Of course we do not. We are only God-like, not God. We are human and the only real failing of a true Christian is in trying to be as perfect as God and then falling short. But every once in a while we make a mistake.
For example, a Christian US Marine is now being persecuted by the secularists in Florida for a minor case of mistaken identity. He was on leave, peacefully, going about his business, removing some laundry from the trunk of his car in front of his own home in a peaceful neighborhood of like-minded Christians. Because he was trained so well, he was aware this calming scene could be disrupted at any moment and was also on alert.
Inexplicably, someone doing a PERFECT muslim imitation came running up from behind this soldier with an opium-crazed look on his face, screaming, “Allah akbar! Allah akbar!” which literally translated means, “I am about to pull the cord on this here homicide bomb, Allah willing!”
Because he was a US Marine he was trained to recognize homicidal islamofascism in a blink of an eye and to do what any good Christian would do in a situation like that: he grabbed the tire wrench from the trunk of his car and used it to repeatedly beat this savage pseudo-islamofascist mercilessly, to stop him from activating the bomb that any reasonable American would presume was wrapped around his chest, which would be used to harm any innocent Christian women and children who are nearby.
Once unconscious, it was determined that this muslim-wannabe was, in fact, not a typical muslim terrorist and was instead a member of some catholic-like mediterranean-based wiccan cult who had illegally immigrated into the US through our broken borders. Further, he might just as well have been a deaf mute because he didn’t speak or hear a lick of English, a fact which might have led to some uncertainty about his true intentions.
Sadly, the Christian US Marine was subsequently arrested and charged with assault and attempted murder, and now suffers the worst sort of persecution imaginable: false imprisonment by the very same government he swore to defend with Honor until the last breath of his life. He has become an enemy of the liberal state.
This incident proves many things. First, it proves that after generations of removing God from our schools, our secular law enforcement culture apparently has lost any ability to tell the difference between justified defense from a homicidal maniac, and mistaken identity and is willing to persecute good Christians who might accidentally do the latter.
Second, to the degree this case might possibly represent unfortunate “collateral damage” in the war against muslims, it also proves the wisdom of Rep Tom Tancredo’s platform for insisting that English be the Official Language in the US. To prevent further mishaps of this nature, as our next president, Rep Tom Tancredo will enact laws that ensure visitors to this Dominion can pass basic English proficiency tests before entering through Customs. For their own safety.
Third, although it is true there are special places in Hell reserved for those who fall short of the Loving Expectations of God, this is not one of those cases. Lance Cpl. Bruce can rest assured that Jesus will walk with him as he suffers through persecution from secularists who are not nearly as forgiving about mistaken cases of identity as is God….particularly when muslims are involved.