Obama suspends development of Rapture Early Warning detection system


Displaying shameless and unfettered hostility towards Christians, the illegitimate Hussein Obama  Administration has quietly shelved Bush-era research and development programs to provide systems that will alert Believers of an imminent Rapture.  This Rapture R&D program had been modeled on several successfully deployed Early Warning Detection systems for Acts of a Vengeful God, including those for tsunamies, earthquakes, hurricanes, floods, tornadoes and pestilence.

President George W. Bush supported a Rapture Early Warning detection system because he saw it as one of those very, very, very rare instances where free market capitalism was inadequate to fulfill highly sensitive national security needs  such that government intervention was needed to provide a greater general good.

During his first days in office, President George W. Bush ordered comprehensive a review of the federal Rapture Predictive Capability.  They found serious deficiencies in Our Nation’s preparedness, including the losses of Key Christian’s throughout all sectors of our government and economy that would occur as their spirits join those of the Elect.  The analysis further showed that, because of our Great Christian Tradition, the USA would be disadvantaged by the Seven Year Tribulation and likely emerge weaker than our benchmark competitor nations, such as Russia, all muslim countries, France and China.

The suspension of the Rapture Early Warning detection program follows on the heels of a string of anti-American, anti-Christian decisions made by his administration.   Together, these have reignited concerns that Nobelist Hussain Soeterro Obama is, in fact, the Beast of Revelation.  We at Dominionists for Tancredo have long since dispensed with the notion that he is simply not acting in the nation’s best interest.  At some point, you have to stop and  ask to what degree his Demonic presidential actions are inspired by the Demon himself.

*portions of this report were verified by unnamed administration sources, and by the Wisdom of God through the miracle of night time vision

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4 Responses to “Obama suspends development of Rapture Early Warning detection system”

  1. Ken Says:

    PRETRIB RAPTURE – HIDDEN FACTS !

    How can the “rapture” be “imminent”? Acts 3:21 says that Jesus “must” stay in heaven (He is now there with the Father) “until the times of restitution of all things” which includes, says Scofield, “the restoration of the theocracy under David’s Son” which obviously can’t begin before or during Antichrist’s reign. Since Jesus must personally participate in the rapture, and since He can’t even leave heaven before the tribulation ends, the rapture therefore cannot take place before the end of the trib! Paul explains the “times and the seasons” (I Thess. 5:1) of the catching up (I Thess. 4:17) as the “day of the Lord” (5:2) (which FOLLOWS the posttrib sun/moon darkening – Matt. 24:29; Acts 2:20) WHEN “sudden destruction” (5:3) of the wicked occurs! (If the wicked are destroyed before or during the trib, who would be left alive to serve the Antichrist?) Paul also ties the change-into-immortality “rapture” (I Cor. 15:52) to the posttrib end of “death” (15:54)! (Will death be ended before or during the trib?) If anyone wonders how long pretrib rapturism has been taught, he or she can Google “Pretrib Rapture Diehards.” Many are unaware that before 1830 all Christians had always viewed I Thess. 4’s “catching up” as an integral part of the final second coming to earth. In 1830 it was stretched forward and turned into a separate coming of Christ. To further strengthen their novel view, which the mass of evangelical scholars rejected throughout the 1800s, pretrib teachers in the early 1900s began to stretch forward the “day of the Lord” (what Darby and Scofield never dared to do) and hook it up with their already-stretched-forward “rapture.” Many leading evangelical scholars still weren’t convinced of pretrib, so pretrib teachers then began teaching that the “falling away” of II Thess. 2:3 is really a pretrib rapture (the same as saying that the “rapture” in 2:3 must happen before the “rapture” [“gathering”] in 2:1 can happen – the height of desperation!). Other Google articles throwing light on long-covered-up facts about the 178-year-old pretrib rapture view include “Famous Rapture Watchers,” “X-Raying Margaret,” “Revisers of Pretrib Rapture History,” “Thomas Ice (Bloopers),” “Wily Jeffrey,” “The Rapture Index (Mad Theology),” “America’s Pretrib Rapture Traffickers,” “Roots of (Warlike) Christian Zionism,” “Scholars Weigh My Research,” “Pretrib Hypocrisy,” “Pretrib Rapture Desperados” and “Deceiving and Being Deceived” – all by the author of the bestselling book “The Rapture Plot” which is available at Armageddon Books online. Just my two cents’ worth.

  2. Hipple, Rev. Paul T. Says:

    Brolther Ken-

    “The mass of evangelical scholars…” By that you mean the papists?

    How dare you come to this interblog preaching apostasy! Against my better judgment, I’m going to leave your comments verbatim as they are so that people can judge for themselves that Our Country has reached the brink of the Times of Jacob’s Trouble because of elitist false prophet “scholars” such as your self.

    -RPTH

  3. Mandy Says:

    There is a stunning article “Pretrib Expert John Walvoord Melts Ice” on Google you might like to read. I guess there are disagreements in every group, right? Mandy

  4. Kenneth Says:

    They have moved the Crapture Research Center to Liberty University in Lynchburb,Va. Jerry Falwell’s church and school.

    Rapture is a Lie.
    Christ shall return exactly as He said He would. Have you read God’s Word or Tim Lahaye’s Left Behind Lies?

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