Dominionists are not opposed to health care reform


noillegalmexicans
We would like to offer ourselves as an alternative to the GOP, which seems to have taken its eye off the main problem facing our country. The GOP are now obsessed with stopping Obamacare, and with it the forced euthanasia of the infirm, crippled, and defective. Truth is, and any farmer will tell you the same thing, all herds need some culling now and again.
Dominionists are prepared to offer the democrat congress a compromise: we will legalize it so as Americans can buy healthcare in Canada, Europe and China. In return, we’ll simply ask for a more effective border security program, including mine fields, attack dogs, and fully armed machine gun turrets. In this way, we can keep the roaming packs of mexican rape squads our of our hospital emergency rooms, where they lie bleeding our economy of Her precious economic resources.

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One Response to “Dominionists are not opposed to health care reform”

  1. Shannon Says:

    Sometimes I have lusty, sin-filled dreams about Mexican Rape Squads, but I voted for Obama, so I’m sure this comes as no surprise…

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