Mother Gov. Sarah Palin is not heeding a clear message from God


Mongoloid Trig Palin needs a mommy to love him.

Mongoloid Trig Palin needs a mommy to love him.

Many people pray to God to ask him what is next for Mother Gov. Sarah Palin, who served as POW Capt Sen John McCain’s vice presidential running mate in the recent election.

There is talk that Mother Gov. Sarah Palin is the next Republican star, a vibrant and exciting woman poised to lead the Party out of the depths of despair that has come with the election of what I’m sure all agree is a terrorist-loving anti-American negro.

But there is also talk that her presence on the Republican (Christian) ticket dragged it down, such that even if she ran with the more attractive Rep Tom Tancredo as the Presidential candidate rather than the illegal immigrant lover POW Capt Sen McCain, Republicans would have still lost.

What is the Christian perspective on women in leadership positions?  Well, it is very simple.  Women are not leaders and have no such authority from God to do so, especially over men.  The Gospels are quite clear on this matter:  1 Timothy 2:12 — “But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.” (God’s emphasis, not mine)

Mrs. Noah did not hear the Thunder of God and build an Ark to save His creation.  Mrs. Moses did not get a call from a burning bush and did not lead the Jews out of the Egyptian slave camps.  Mrs. Jesus Christ was not renditioned and tortured on the Holy Cross to save our Souls for all Eternity.

God hand picked men to do those jobs.  God picks men to lead his Churches.  God picks men to lead His Dominion on this Earth.  The fact that a man was recently elected who’s skin is stained dark by the Demon is not a sign that God doesn’t care.  It only goes to prove the War against Evil has not yet been won, and requires a strong Christian Surge.

God has been carefully watching the political ascention of Mother Gov. Sarah Palin and has been unhappy with what He has seen.

So he sent her a message, that she needed to get back to serving her husband and her family, and her Wasilla community junior hockey leagues, who she had abandoned with her selfish  political career.

What exactly is That message that God sent that Mother Gov Sarah Palin is yet to heed?  None other than the unaborted Trig Palin, who suffers from a despicable God-given degenerate disease that requires round-the-clock care for the rest of his life.

Are you reading this, Mother Gov. Sarah Palin?  Are you really wondering what door God has opened for you?  His plan is for you to get back to your home, open its door, walk into your house, grab all the dirty laundry, and the pots and the pans overflowing in the sink, and do what his plan is for all Christian women, to stay home and take care of your family, including that horribly deformed message he sent you.

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4 Responses to “Mother Gov. Sarah Palin is not heeding a clear message from God”

  1. Steve Says:

    It was funnier satire back when you guys were doing the Huckabee/Tancredo stuff. This just doesn’t cut it as satire and comes off as whiny anti-conservatism. Not fun as humor, not funny as irreligion, not funny at all.

  2. Mitch Haase Says:

    Trig Palin will most likely grow up to be a homosexual, unlike me.
    Mitch Haase

  3. Victoria Says:

    Yeah. You’re going to Hell. That’s awful stuff to say.

  4. Lalalalala Says:

    You are a bunch of sick fucking morons! How dare you refer to a poor, sweet, innocent little baby as a “deformed message from god” . I am sure god is mortified that people such as you are parading around pretending to spread his word. All you are spreading is hate! Sarah Palin is not going to hell, that would be you poor excuses for christians that will burn for eternity!

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