Antiabortionist Capt. POW Sen. John McCain to lead National Day of Economic Mourning


"I'd definitely hit that!!"  Capt. POW. Sen. McCain discussing newly hired (legal) home maid in Senate lunchroom during much needed break from tense, world saving negotiations.

"I'd hit it!" John McCain discussing newly hired house maid during break in key Senate economic deliberations.

In conservative (Christian) Republican circles, the selfless decision by Jesus the Christ to accept Torture and Rendition on the Holy Cross, is widely regarded as 2nd only to Capt. POW Sen. John McCain’s time spent in a North Vietnamese prison, as the single bravest act of Loving Christian Behavior in the History of Humanity.

Today, through the Miracle of Divine Night Time Visions, we learn that Capt. POW Sen. John McCain has outdone even himself, not to mention Jesus the Christ, by announcing his decision to suspend his righteous campaign for the Presidency of our Dominion. Except for lunch and bathroom breaks, He will use all of his free time during this suspension working to save, once again, All of Humanity, especially our God-fearing American Way of Life.

The candidate for the Negro Party, muslim Hussein Obama, his opponent in the race, will selfishly continue his own campaign, and pretend that the United States of America Dominion is not under grave and imminent threat.

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