Led by a suspected foreign infiltrator, about 200 or so “Christians,” acting well beyond the Authority of the 17 million member Southern Baptist Convention, are raising a bit of a ruckus by calling upon humanity to act as better stewards of the Earth planet.
This small group of heretics has been deceived apparently into believing the secular scientific party line that an epoch of human-caused Global Warming is being visited upon the Earth. They are calling upon Christians to do something about it, by acting as better stewards.
What these individuals ignore is nothing less than Biblical Teaching, which clearly and unequivocally states that humans are to subdue the Earth, and not to act as its steward.
The role of the Steward is played by the Lord God. It is pure unadulterated Godless apostasy for a Christian, or any other human for that matter, to behave as if he is the Earth’s Steward.
As a Prophet for God’s earthly Message, I have prayed hard to Him for wisdom on this matter, which I will now share with you, here, for the first time ever, here at my award-winning interblog.
Since God is our Steward and loves us, He will care for us. If global warming was really happening, it would be bad for us and God the Steward would Intervene to protect his chosen people, most likely by causing global cooling.
But since the earth’s temperature is going through a perfectly natural period of very slight, almost undetectable warming, we can conclude with great scientific certainty that global cooling most certainly is NOT happening.
Since the Earth is not cooling, we can conclude that God the Steward is clearly not concerned in the slightest, and God feels that secular climatologists, led by Al Gore, are acting in an unnecessarily alarming way, which will destroy our Way of Life.