Christians barely survive entrappment in public theater with Lethal Atheists!!


The intertubes are abuzz today with shocking and Disturbing reports of a close and dangerous brush between good, nuclear-family Christians and the Endtimes.

See here, and here. And here, too, for a fornicating Lesbian Harlot perspective.

For a wholesome and more truthful Christian perspective, see here.

A group of God-fearing Minnesota Christians specially invited through the Word of God to Witness and Pray for the World Premier of a new and powerful Christian educational movie were shocked to discover that they had been locked in the same dark room with Atheism’s Black Pope, Richard Dawkins!

Expelled the Movie stars noted Jewish actor Ben Stein as a brilliantly understated Christian Intellectual performing a dramatic re-enactment of several instances when Christians were persecuted from the halls of academia simply because the held steadfast in Teaching the Truth, and doubting Darwinism.

But, back to last night in Minnesota.

In the Name of the Lord, I command all members of the Rev. Paul T. Hipple Ministries to Drop to their Prayerful Knees and beg God our Lord for the Salvation of these unfortunate Christian Brother’s and Sisters, whose Souls have been stained with the perversity and perversions of Godless Atheism, because they were trapped in the same room with Dawkins, a Messenger of the Demon. Unconfirmed reports also suggest that the spawn of noted Christ-denialist PZ Myers was in the room, too, and also certain Lesbians. That is a Tremendously toxic concentration of Dark-Sidedness for one small theater, spoiling the souls of any nearby Christian..possibly permanently unless Prayers of Mercy are immediately rendered.

The irony is not lost on us that today is Good Friday. We celebrate and glorify the Wonderful Moment, over 2000 years ago, when God’s Son, Jesus the Christ, was savagely beaten and willingly gave up His very life to the hands of his brutal Jewish torturers. By this selfless Act, He saved the Souls of only those Christians who accept Jesus the Christ as their personal friend and Savior.

The Demon typically wields his weapons of Perversity and Deception on God’s Holiest Holidays.  So this isn’t too surprising.

Unfortunately, the blessings we receive from this greatest Selfless Act of All History do not automatically extend to include forgiveness for consorting with leaders of Atheist Movements, or with Lesbians, even if such consorting was completely unintentional in nature.  God hates unintentional sin just as much as he hates intentional sin, baby murderer’s, roaming packs of mexican rape squads, etc and so forth.

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7 Responses to “Christians barely survive entrappment in public theater with Lethal Atheists!!”

  1. atheist gec Says:

    just read a comment where you threatened to fire buckshot at someone. you sir are **unChristian words persecuting a Christian removed**

  2. Hipple, Rev. Paul T. Says:

    Dear atheist gec

    Welcome to my award winning interblog!

    I’d like to point you to my official “Commenter Policy” which you can find up there somewhere.

    We welcome all you have to say, except for explicit language and language that might be misconstrued as unChristian persecution.

    If your commentation is a subconscious plea for salvation on your part, you have, unfortunately, wandered into the wrong interblog. You might wish to find something along the lines of Catholic interblogs. They have much greater expertise in cases such as yours that require forgiveness.

    -RPTH

  3. atheist Boko999 Says:

    Your Satanic Theology will not stand!
    Betty Bowers has your number, chump!

  4. suspected evolutionist Jay Says:

    **unfit for children** But you might want to be careful with **inappropriate word removed** like this. A great writer once wrote, “We must be careful what we pretend to be because, in the end, we are what we pretend to be.” Or something to that effect.

    Anyway, keep up the **harmful language removed**!


    suspected evolutionist Jay-the moderators of this interblog welcome your comments, even though you come from an unChristian perspective, but must insist that you obey the interblog TOZ.

  5. Heartburn Home Remedy Says:

    I can tell that this is not the first time you write about the topic. Why have you chosen it again?

  6. Corey J Says:

    “Welcome to my award winning interblog.”

    lol.

    Christianity is run by crackpots like this guy and people like him will be the direct downfall of Christianity in America.

    With the direction Christianity is going… it is probably a good thing.

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