Dr. Rep. Ron Paul’s Mt. Rushmore bust complete; plans for secession of Dakotas crystalize


ron-paul-mt-rushmore-bw.jpgRenegade presidential fund raiser and False Prophet Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has instructed his Believers to prepare to invade North and South Dakota, where they will establish a break away republic.
I have received word of these plans in a series of horrific but highly detailed Night Time Holy Visions.

God Himself has chosen me as His humble servant to Reveal the machinations of this deeply disturbed congressman and former abortionist.  My understanding of the Lord’s Visions are that He views Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is the single greatest threat to the Presidential Candidacy of Rep. Tom Tancredo and therefore to His Dominion on Earth.

Rep. Tom Tancredo, in contrast, will build a strong border wall and then build it again if it means saving the Dominion.

Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has instructed his Disciples to gather the billions of dollars they have pilfered from unsuspecting intertubers and stash them in hermetically-sealed jars.  These jars will be shipped inauspiciously via ground delivery to secret hiding spots in former nuclear missle silos throughout North and South Dakota.

Operating on the clever ruse that he was running as a Presidential Candidate, philanderer Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has had plans, all along, to raise money to create a break-away Republic.  The first wave of filthy immigrants into this republic will be his European benefactors, who are led by legions of WWII era Nazi descendants currently residing in Bavaria.  The breakaway Republic will be named Bavariastan and will be run as a tax- and war-free Constitutional haven whose economy will be based upon bushmeat exports –thereby explaining the Mason jar hoarding– and casino gambling.

Military operations associated with the invasion will be led by retired Maj Gen Jerry Curry, an experienced self-flagellating veteran of the Indian Wars and frequent subject of rumors that he may enter the Presidential Race to displace the moribund Capt. Sen. John McCain candidacy.

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9 Responses to “Dr. Rep. Ron Paul’s Mt. Rushmore bust complete; plans for secession of Dakotas crystalize”

  1. paulbot Sean Says:

    If we cannot say the ship, there is no reason to stay on her as she sinks!

    Secession!

  2. paulbotess violet Says:

    You are a dork.
    You should write for the National Enquirer.

  3. paulbot Integr8d Says:

    Actually, I think, Texas is the last state with the ability to secede from the US. So he’s in the right place. Should something like that happen, I’d go for a spin. They have enough oil to keep cars on the road long enough for solar to kick in. And they definitely have plenty of sun. Plus, they have ports. Texas could sustain itself alright. But let’s not get our hopes up for that. It’s only a last resort:)

    RP08

  4. Warrior Jodie Says:

    Ron Paul and those nutcakes that sniff around his butt like a dog in heat -supporters of his – should all be put on a boat in the middle of the Black sea and SUNK!

    John McCain is the Christian man since he media crucified that nice Tom Tancredo.

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  6. Atheist Says:

    Ron Paul would free us from debt slavery from the Federal Reserve which prints money out of nothing.
    This JEW wants to keep that practice going, as it works out so well for his little cousins in Israel who America pays a quarter of our paychecks to so that we can then get bombed on their behalf and then go fight on their behalf and then get stuck in our current recession.
    This is a JEW, he hates America, he is counting on Christians to be stupid, and he is very entertained that you’re all buying into it.
    Christians need to boycott the army. No jew deserves you fighting for him. He is getting rich off of your gullible blood.

  7. RJ Says:

    WTF IS THIS? A joke?! You have to be kidding me… that was just a ton of nonsense that I just read.

  8. Paul Ron Says:

    you write like you have schizophrenia

  9. lollery Says:

    lol what a dip this guy is. or a succesful troll.

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