It costs money to elect True Christian brothers as our president. The Republican Party is the party of Christian salvation and also the party of Free Enterprise. When Rep. Tom Tancredo becomes the next Republican nominee, he will receive millions of dollars in prayers and support from the Republican National Committee.
The bright young Christians at the Republican National Committee have been brainstorming on new ways to drum up support. What better way than to sell essential branded items with the Official Republican Party logo and logos of Republican National Committee subdivisions.
I have urged all of my parishioners to buy these products.
I am most attracted to the lapel pin below, with the catchy Yellow Elephant, which raises funds through the Young College Republicans, brave white Christians who do the Lord’s work under threat of constant persecution deep in enemy territory, at dangerously liberal colleges and universities throughout the country.