Presidential Candidate Rep. Tom Tancredo, who has been chosen by God the Lord to lead our Great Dominion is a strong advocate of building a border fence. If the Soviet Union could build a 4000 mile long Iron Curtain, surely the Greatest Republic in the History of the World could build a 1500 mile fence on its mexican border.
He is also a strong advocate of putting an end to the illegal immigration problem by rounding up roaming packs of mexican rape squads and the illicit cultural networks that support such individuals.
But, with the soaring population of America’s prisons–soon to reach 2 million criminals–there is no place to put these illegals before we deport them. Furthermore, since these mexicans are roaming in sanctuary cities throughout the United States, there is considerable cost to be paid associated with transporting them back to Tijuana.
Rep. Tom Tancredo prayed hard to God for guidance on this issue.
At supper prayers yesterday, I prayed to God the Father about this problem. In my nighttime vision last night, God told me that Rep. Tom Tancredo has devised a simple solution, and that when people hear about it, Everyone will want to vote for Rep. Tom Tancredo. So I have to tell you about it now.
It is so simple, it only takes a moment to describe:
Rep. Tom Tancredo will soon propose to use illegal immigrant day laborers, who are rounded up in his dragnet, to actually build the wall!!! Is that brilliant or what?
Rep. Tom Tancredo will deduct from their wages the full cost associated with rounding them up and transporting them back to mexico. By his calculations, the typical day laborer who works 30 days building the wall will end up owing the United States Treasury, on average, $2469 each.
By this brilliant strategy, Rep. Tom Tancredo not only will dramatically reduce the cost of building the Impenetrable Border Wall, but he may even make a slight profit, which can be used to fund the Vicious Border Dog program that Rep. Tom Tancredo will initiate in his first 100 days in office.