Rep. Tom Tancredo is the ONLY Republican (Christian) Presidential candidate offering novel solutions to the serious problems plaguing our Dominion.
One problem we face is what to do about all of the Muslim hordes our Brave Armed Soldiers have captured and imprisoned in Iraq. It won’t be enough to simply re-educate these terrorists by teaching them how to be Better Christians. We’ll also need to do something with them once they are pacified in this way, since we won’t need to torture them in their current prisons anymore.
Shortly after Rep. Tom Tancredo becomes President, we’ll also soon have a problem with packs of wild Illegal Immigrants roaming our prisons as his campaign to arrest Illegal Immigrants begins to take shape. We’ll run out of room in our prisons for all the Crack Addicts, Prostitutes and Homosexual pedophiliac philanderers that we’ll also need to round up.
My Visions last night began with a beautiful blue and white flag, waiving in a gentle tropical breeze. Then God Appeared and told me that Rep. Tom Tancredo will solve both problems by making better use of underutilized U.S. Territorial properties. God mercifully showed me how Rep. Tom Tancredo will shortly unveil His divinely inspired plan to House these Criminals and Societal Misfits on the Johnston Atoll in the Pacific Ocean.
The Johnston Atoll was once used as a staging area for the United States of America’s nuclear weapons program, but has fallen into disuse since the Russians tricked us into banning the testing of Thermonuclear Bombs. Still, it is a beautiful tropical paradise and one that Muslims, even Christianized Muslims, and Illegal Immigrants probably don’t really deserve.