Extremely Urgent Poll on NASCAR for Gay Homosexuals!!!!

Please got to the following website and answer the poll so that our Church can better serve your interests in God Worshipping and whatnot.

If you were a Gay homosexual, who would be your favorite NASCAR driver?


4 Responses to “Extremely Urgent Poll on NASCAR for Gay Homosexuals!!!!”

  1. Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett Says:

    Mr. Rev. Hipple,

    Is there nothing scared in this world that the sodomite won’t try and get their filthy hands and orifices on? Those people will do anything to get inside a locker room for a quick peek at a Godly (Heterosexual) man.

    I still find your cause to be sadly misguided but will agree with you on this issue.

    God Bless you, dear, you and those poor, mindless souls in your congregation who you are leading into the Lake of Fire.

    Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett

  2. Hipple, Rev. Paul T. Says:

    Sister Mrs. T.D. Gaines-Crockett

    A Gracious Day to you!! May He guide your soul back on to the righteous path and away from the Demon’s progeny, Sen. Sam Brownback!!

    Jesus Loved the fornicators. Not a lot, but just enough. And next to the chinks, sodomite fornicators represent the largest untapped market spaces for growth in Christianity. So I’m just trying to work outside the box, if you will.

    Now I’m just an interweb ‘NuB’–I learned that one on MySpace.com–but from the clicking I have conducted since I first discovered the interwebs just the other day, a pattern seems to have emerged: Sodomites tend to be physically attracted to Fine Upstanding Christians who have Proclaimed Jesus the Lord is their savior.

    I’m of course speaking of gentlemen like Chuck Norris and Steve Baldwin.

    Since Bear Grylls is also a Brother in Christ, it stands to reason Sodomites will be attracted to him. And also many of the attractive gentlemen racing cars for NASCAR.

    ps I see that Sen Sam Brownback has once again sponsored pork barrel legislation to enlarge bathroom stalls at Interstate Highway rest areas. Just wondering what lies behind his concern for this cause?

  3. Abu AL Musab Zarquawi Says:

    *deleted heresy* praise you Sister T D Gaines-Crokett
    *deleted proposed act of pig-like fornication with a holy, but hopelessly misguided, Sister of Christ*

    be a good muslim

  4. Hipple, Rev. Paul T. Says:

    You sick puppet of The Beast! Abdul

    How dare you come to this Church and commit acts of verbal fornication in the name of your religion of pigs

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