Archive for August 12th, 2007

Romney Buys Illegal Alien’s Votes with food?

August 12, 2007

The Iowa Straw Poll is over, and the way the mainstream media is blaring up the results, you’d think Mitt Romney just won the Battle of Armageddon.

But just how did he win this fake and basically meaningless election?  It turns out that he PROMISED FREE FOOD TO PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR HIM!!!  Furthermore, there is reason to believe that he may have actually fed mexican rape squads on purpose.

Of all the Republican presidential candidates, ONLY Rep. Tom Tancredo is against voter fraud and has consistently voted for voter picture ID’s at polling stations so that mexicans and other illegal aliens will not disrupt the Sanctity of our Voting Process.

Iowa Creationists: Tancredo is Our Man!!!

August 12, 2007

Continued sub-analysis of the Iowa Straw Poll vote this past weekend shows that Rep. Tom Tancredo has been a major draw, responsible for bringing creationists back to the Republican Party even thought it presently has characters like Sen. Sam Brownback. Because Rep. Tom Tancredo ran in the Iowa Straw Poll, a RESOUNDING 47.12836% of the votes went to those Republican candidates who have been brave enough to openly question the validity of Darwin’s little theory. Without Tom Tancredo’s contribution, this number would have been substantially less than the near majority that it is.

Clearly, this shows that all the Republicans have to do to win the Oval Office in 2008 is 1) get the God-fearing voters out there to vote, and 2) jettison Sen. Sam Brownback, who is almost certain to become embroiled in a scandal involving homosexual relations and acts of perversity at interstate rest stops very, very soon.

When it says “Dial 1” for English, Just HANG UP!!!

August 12, 2007

Next time I’m on the phone and an automatic operator says, “Please Press 1 for English” I’m a gonna just hang it up!!

I’m going to boycott that company.

Last night my on satellite TV stations, I was watching a very expensive pay-per-view channel that and I went into the bathroom to get some Kleenex to wipe my self up. But when I got back, suddenly the picture lost reception and I wasn’t able to finish watching.

So I called my satellite TV provider and got a recorded message. And the first number I had to dial was 1 so that I could hear things in English.

Well, I can hear things in mexican, chinko, russian, swahili and even jap. BUT I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND IT!!!! And why in the heck are languages being talked in the United States of America Under God that Americans CAN’T Understand???

I KNOW that Tom Tancredo will put a stop to that, but in the meantime, I am praying to God that we all boycott those companies SO they get the message that they are in America and that they are making American money. And if you want my American Money, you better speak American to me AND I BETTER BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND IT!

Iowa Straw Poll Results: Great Moral Victory for Team Tancredo!!

August 12, 2007

I prayed to God last night for the Guidance of His Wisdom.

He asked me to tell everyone that since several Republican Presidential candidates chose not to become involved in the recent Iowa Straw Poll voting contest, the results are completely meaningless.  Even more so because Mitt Romney and Sen. Sam Brownback essentially ‘bought’ all of their votes, whereas Rep. Tom Tancredo brought voters in through the power of his persuasion.

I think the results prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Voters in our Blessed REPUBLIC are waking up to Rep. Tom’s message that if we don’t do something NOW about the horrible amnesty proposals, packs of mexican rape squads will be roaming our streets and roads.

Once people understand this, I worry mostly about how much that Rep. Tom’s campaign will be overwhelmed with  support from real, God-Fearing Christians.

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