Jesus weeping tears of caked blood because of homo problem
Homosexuality is shameful
-Romans 1:27
The intergoogles are atwitter over breathtaking news from elite liberal scientists who claim to have observed that God cured homo in a penguin housed in a San Francisco zoo. The observation proves with great certainty, at least in penguins, that the homo is a choice and not a biological imperative.
By extension, this finding argues that the homo could be just as curable in humans, even though almost all human homos claim that they are powerless to resist homo, that it is not a choice but something born within them. Setting aside the fact that it is ALWAYS a choice to embrace evil, for the sake of argument let’s assume they truly are born with homo and that it can be cured.
We are also born with original sin, and it is only through God’s merciful forgiveness and the Blood of His Renditioned & Tortured Christ child, that some of us are Saved from the Hellfire.
However, To be born with both original sin AND the homo presents an insurmountable Salavation Challenge. Simply put, Christ simply did not bleed enough blood to save both original sinners and the original sinners who have the homo. Even if they are cured of the latter. Cured or not, having the homo is just too severe of an evil sin to be overcome.
Therefore, Saved Christians who hold the hand of God do not have to be worried that they will have to spend an Eternity holding hands with former homos, even they are cured ones.
We encourage all Christians to convince those who are afflicted with the homo to seek treatment and cure. However, we strongly recommend that you do not give False Hope for Eternal Salvation to such individuals.
July 26, 2009 at 10:33 pm |
All i have to say is, WOW!