I am glad to see that you are still spreading the good word. Unfortunately there was no interweb access here at the Hylan County Church of Snake Handling for the past six months on account of lower than expected collections at the plate. Fortunately we have received some grant moneys from the Bush Administration for studying the effects of snake venom on senior citizens – praise the Lord!!!

Brother, sir, can you help me. Many in the church here tell me theys are impressed with this uppity Hillary Clinton for President. They say as she was what – like the first Lady in Combat – I think she shot 20 Germans or was it Bosnians during a sniper attack, that she must be all for guns and other stuff. I like her GAS TAX HOLIDAY IDEA. I am also hoping for a hold up on the federal moonshine revenue tax – since my customers have been dwindling ever since that otherwise fine man Rush Limbaugh popularized Oxy Contin amongst my parishioners.

What is your thought on this matter..

Brother O’Malley

Let me offer a quote that I shared on my blog today, which I think gets it precisely right: “The ID movement is the noisiest bunch of “suppressed” people in history. If their voices are cut off, there sure is no evidence of the fact” (Henry Neufeld).

But back to Darwin, it’s common knowledge to those who give even the slightest of interest to the subject that evolution inspired very wicked theories. I’d say your movie didn’t manage to find audience because it didn’t state anything new—just as those movies which use evidence of mythology recycling and doctrinal self-contradiction in the Bible as a proof that Jesus is a fraud. These movies don’t move audiences.

Leviticus 19:28 – “Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.”

I would offer an alternative interpretation of your vision since surely the Lord doesn’t want good Christians to mar their perfect physical beauty with tattoos. Your line “Then I saw horrific fires, a falling snow made of greasy milk flakes, and the silent screams of corpses stacked at the edges of a forest like cord wood,” told me what we must do.

Since the vile LIEberals only relish in the death of the innocent (like white Fetal-Americans) or American heroes (like Charlton Heston and the troops), perhaps the screenings should be held in places surrounded by the corpses of destitute darkies and Mary-worshipers: the lime pits outside of most major urban areas where the corpses of destitute human trash are dumped. That should discourage the Atheist-IslamoFascist-God-haters from attending; whereas for the faithful it will instill hope of the vengeance of the Lord to come.

Praise Jesus!