Renegade presidential fund raiser and False Prophet Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has instructed his Believers to prepare to invade North and South Dakota, where they will establish a break away republic.
I have received word of these plans in a series of horrific but highly detailed Night Time Holy Visions.
God Himself has chosen me as His humble servant to Reveal the machinations of this deeply disturbed congressman and former abortionist. My understanding of the Lord’s Visions are that He views Dr. Rep. Ron Paul is the single greatest threat to the Presidential Candidacy of Rep. Tom Tancredo and therefore to His Dominion on Earth.
Rep. Tom Tancredo, in contrast, will build a strong border wall and then build it again if it means saving the Dominion.
Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has instructed his Disciples to gather the billions of dollars they have pilfered from unsuspecting intertubers and stash them in hermetically-sealed jars. These jars will be shipped inauspiciously via ground delivery to secret hiding spots in former nuclear missle silos throughout North and South Dakota.
Operating on the clever ruse that he was running as a Presidential Candidate, philanderer Dr. Rep. Ron Paul has had plans, all along, to raise money to create a break-away Republic. The first wave of filthy immigrants into this republic will be his European benefactors, who are led by legions of WWII era Nazi descendants currently residing in Bavaria. The breakaway Republic will be named Bavariastan and will be run as a tax- and war-free Constitutional haven whose economy will be based upon bushmeat exports -thereby explaining the Mason jar hoarding- and casino gambling.
Military operations associated with the invasion will be led by retired Maj Gen Jerry Curry, an experienced self-flagellating veteran of the Indian Wars and frequent subject of rumors that he may enter the Presidential Race to displace the moribund Capt. Sen. John McCain candidacy.
February 28, 2008 at 11:25 pm
If we cannot say the ship, there is no reason to stay on her as she sinks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQfFDPYMJvk
Secession!
February 29, 2008 at 12:20 am
You are a dork.
You should write for the National Enquirer.
February 29, 2008 at 1:11 am
Actually, I think, Texas is the last state with the ability to secede from the US. So he’s in the right place. Should something like that happen, I’d go for a spin. They have enough oil to keep cars on the road long enough for solar to kick in. And they definitely have plenty of sun. Plus, they have ports. Texas could sustain itself alright. But let’s not get our hopes up for that. It’s only a last resort
RP08
March 1, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Ron Paul and those nutcakes that sniff around his butt like a dog in heat -supporters of his - should all be put on a boat in the middle of the Black sea and SUNK!
John McCain is the Christian man since he media crucified that nice Tom Tancredo.
March 16, 2008 at 9:58 am
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