Comments on: Rep. Tom Tancredo’s will stop evolution and the teaching of evolution http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/rep-tom-tancredos-will-stop-evolution-and-the-teaching-of-evolution/ (formerly Dominionists for Tancredo 2008, Dominionists for Tancredo 2012) Sun, 15 Nov 2009 11:12:02 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Heartburn Home Remedy http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/rep-tom-tancredos-will-stop-evolution-and-the-teaching-of-evolution/#comment-1303 Heartburn Home Remedy Wed, 15 Apr 2009 12:55:22 +0000 http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/?p=137#comment-1303 Not that I'm impressed a lot, but this is a lot more than I expected for when I stumpled upon a link on Furl telling that the info is quite decent. Thanks. Not that I’m impressed a lot, but this is a lot more than I expected for when I stumpled upon a link on Furl telling that the info is quite decent. Thanks.

]]> By: Dwayne Rudder http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/rep-tom-tancredos-will-stop-evolution-and-the-teaching-of-evolution/#comment-1032 Dwayne Rudder Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:27:14 +0000 http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/?p=137#comment-1032 Dear Revrend Hipple, first of all, blesseed be him whose name name cannot be pronounced, and blessed be the wrath of his electrons called down upon his rightousnous, Amen. Now, down to brass tax. Rev. Hipple, I come to your electrical outlet a deeply sad man on his knees. I know not where to turn. I fear the devil has his hooks on my immoral sole and I'm powerless to stop him or her. See, the thing is, I've always been a Copenhagen man, then I tried this Kodiak menthol, and man, one dab and I was hooked! I know it was the devil trying to tempt me, but I couldn't help myself. I don't even look at the Copenhagen anymore. I just go right for the Kodiak. My friends refuse to go jacklighting or mud dogging as they think I'm possessed or something. But I know in my heart it's something worse -- I think its something to do with evolution! Lord, I do NOT want to turn into a monkey. I don't even like nanners. Not even nanner pudding. Help me! --Yours in the fire of torment, Dwane Dear Revrend Hipple, first of all, blesseed be him whose name name cannot be pronounced, and blessed be the wrath of his electrons called down upon his rightousnous, Amen. Now, down to brass tax. Rev. Hipple, I come to your electrical outlet a deeply sad man on his knees. I know not where to turn. I fear the devil has his hooks on my immoral sole and I’m powerless to stop him or her. See, the thing is, I’ve always been a Copenhagen man, then I tried this Kodiak menthol, and man, one dab and I was hooked! I know it was the devil trying to tempt me, but I couldn’t help myself. I don’t even look at the Copenhagen anymore. I just go right for the Kodiak. My friends refuse to go jacklighting or mud dogging as they think I’m possessed or something. But I know in my heart it’s something worse — I think its something to do with evolution! Lord, I do NOT want to turn into a monkey. I don’t even like nanners. Not even nanner pudding. Help me!

–Yours in the fire of torment, Dwane

]]> By: Hipple, Rev. Paul T. http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/rep-tom-tancredos-will-stop-evolution-and-the-teaching-of-evolution/#comment-664 Hipple, Rev. Paul T. Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:34:27 +0000 http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/?p=137#comment-664 Brother Bear- Thank you for your help with that evilutionist. Not a one of them I ever met knew the difference between a Theory and The Truth. I wasn't able to respond as quickly as I'd like since I ran into a little ruckess Campaigning at the polls for Rep. Tom Tancredo on Super Tuesday. It seems that the Colquitt Co. sheriff, who was called to the school by some crybaby working for the Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee campaign, and I have a completely different interpretation of the how the law reads, the one that prevents campaigning within 150 feet of the Polling Station. Still, I get by knowing that Jesus welcomed being handcuffed and jailed overnight and released on his own recognizance for the Sake of our Eternal Souls. -RPTH Brother Bear-

Thank you for your help with that evilutionist. Not a one of them I ever met knew the difference between a Theory and The Truth. I wasn’t able to respond as quickly as I’d like since I ran into a little ruckess Campaigning at the polls for Rep. Tom Tancredo on Super Tuesday.

It seems that the Colquitt Co. sheriff, who was called to the school by some crybaby working for the Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee campaign, and I have a completely different interpretation of the how the law reads, the one that prevents campaigning within 150 feet of the Polling Station.

Still, I get by knowing that Jesus welcomed being handcuffed and jailed overnight and released on his own recognizance for the Sake of our Eternal Souls.

-RPTH

]]> By: Agent Sparks http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/rep-tom-tancredos-will-stop-evolution-and-the-teaching-of-evolution/#comment-652 Agent Sparks Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:01:40 +0000 http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/?p=137#comment-652 That picture of Jesus on a dinosaur should automatically qualify you for another blog award... That picture of Jesus on a dinosaur should automatically qualify you for another blog award…

]]> By: Brother Bear http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/rep-tom-tancredos-will-stop-evolution-and-the-teaching-of-evolution/#comment-651 Brother Bear Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:00:03 +0000 http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/?p=137#comment-651 Dearest Asian Jhon Doe: All you non-sense claptrap garbage is just plain silly. Jesus was never part monkey and he sure as hell isn't a theory. All you yellows just think you are something yet you all look like some crazy cloning experiment gone wrong, and you know what Jesus thinks about cloning. YIC -bb p.s. Dearest Rev. Hipple forgive me for posting on your most reverent internets, but sometimes silly posts make my blood boil. And congratulations on all your very highly deserved interblogery awards! Dearest Asian Jhon Doe:

All you non-sense claptrap garbage is just plain silly. Jesus was never part monkey and he sure as hell isn’t a theory.

All you yellows just think you are something yet you all look like some crazy cloning experiment gone wrong, and you know what Jesus thinks about cloning.

YIC
-bb

p.s. Dearest Rev. Hipple forgive me for posting on your most reverent internets, but sometimes silly posts make my blood boil.

And congratulations on all your very highly deserved interblogery awards!

]]> By: jhon doe http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/rep-tom-tancredos-will-stop-evolution-and-the-teaching-of-evolution/#comment-650 jhon doe Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:54:23 +0000 http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/?p=137#comment-650 ok... first of all nobody "came" from monkeys, we just share a very close common ancestor, evolution is a tree not a line... second the word "theory" has a different meaning in the science community, it is an accepted fact that has not been dis proven, it is 1 step under a law. if you call evolution "just a theory" than you have to call the Pythagorean theorem "just a theory", and Einstein's theory of relativity "just a theory", which they are not... they are facts. and on top of that teaching intelligent design is a violation of the separation of church and state, and has been ruled so many times. ok… first of all nobody “came” from monkeys, we just share a very close common ancestor, evolution is a tree not a line… second the word “theory” has a different meaning in the science community, it is an accepted fact that has not been dis proven, it is 1 step under a law. if you call evolution “just a theory” than you have to call the Pythagorean theorem “just a theory”, and Einstein’s theory of relativity “just a theory”, which they are not… they are facts. and on top of that teaching intelligent design is a violation of the separation of church and state, and has been ruled so many times.

]]> By: Hipple, Rev. Paul T. http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/rep-tom-tancredos-will-stop-evolution-and-the-teaching-of-evolution/#comment-647 Hipple, Rev. Paul T. Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:59:02 +0000 http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/?p=137#comment-647 Brother or Sister Shannon -Thank you for commentating on my Award Winning Interblog. As to your point, I don't believe in devolution any more than I believe in evolution. I think we can agree that Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee is a deeply flawed human being, and we can only Wonder in Amazement as to what purposes the Good Lord had when he miscreated him that way. -RPTH Brother or Sister Shannon

-Thank you for commentating on my Award Winning Interblog.

As to your point, I don’t believe in devolution any more than I believe in evolution.

I think we can agree that Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee is a deeply flawed human being, and we can only Wonder in Amazement as to what purposes the Good Lord had when he miscreated him that way.

-RPTH

]]> By: Shannon http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/2008/02/04/rep-tom-tancredos-will-stop-evolution-and-the-teaching-of-evolution/#comment-644 Shannon Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:47:26 +0000 http://protoplasm.wordpress.com/?p=137#comment-644 Oh, I'm quite well aware that Mike Huckabee did NOT evolve from a monkey, because monkeys in no way share any of Huckabee's highly repugnant features. I do suspect, however, that he may be the unfortunate victim of possible devolution. Plus, he is from Arkansas. I'm just saying... Oh, I’m quite well aware that Mike Huckabee did NOT evolve from a monkey, because monkeys in no way share any of Huckabee’s highly repugnant features. I do suspect, however, that he may be the unfortunate victim of possible devolution. Plus, he is from Arkansas. I’m just saying…

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