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Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee resorts to threat and intimidation to gain voters

By Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

It would appear that Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee’s campaign is going so poorly, that he has now rolled out some new attack ads.

But these attack ads are not directed at the leading candidate in the race, Rep. Tom Tancredo–the Choice of Dominionists and the Lord God–no, Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee is ATTACKING VOTERS.

As you can see in this one, Pastor Gov. Mike is clearly threatening voters with the Wrath of Chuck Norris if they do not come out and vote for him.

Despicable!

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11 Responses to “Pastor Gov. Mike Huckabee resorts to threat and intimidation to gain voters”

  1. chukmaty Says:
    November 19, 2007 at 10:35 am | Reply

    xD… that is really funny!

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  3. Chris Smith Says:
    November 29, 2007 at 4:06 pm | Reply

    Reverand Hipple,
    Chuck Norris could kick your ass and I wish he would, too, especially considering what a sexist, racist, assenine idiot you are.

  4. ludovicus Says:
    December 3, 2007 at 2:57 pm | Reply

    You suck, this message rawks!
    I approve this message. Ka CHOW!
    L

  5. Brother O'Malley Says:
    December 6, 2007 at 12:12 pm | Reply

    Brother Hipple:

    Where does President-elect Tancredo stand on the I-35 Highway of Holiness. Why would God select a road between Mexico and French Speaking Canadienites for this purpose???

    http://www.kxan.com/Global/story.asp?S=7446247&nav=0s3d

    Thank you,
    Brother O’malley

  6. daily health Says:
    December 15, 2007 at 8:26 am | Reply

    Guess who just brightened up my day? :) Thanks a lot!

  7. Brother O'Malley Says:
    December 20, 2007 at 4:39 pm | Reply

    Say it ain’t so Brother Hipple!!! I just heard that President-Elect Tancredo has dropped out of the race, endorsing that Morman!

    And I have non-refundable tickets from Ukroznygrad, Uflarkistan for the Inauguration Ball!!!

  8. Chris Smith Says:
    December 21, 2007 at 7:54 am | Reply

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Brother O’Malley, It is completely true. Tom Tancredo has dropped out of the race, and has indeed endorsed Mitt Romney. I guess he wasn’t the miracle you thought he was after all.*
    *Please note- I have nothing against Mormonism myself. I just need to taunt these guys because they do.

  9. Brother O'Malley Says:
    December 21, 2007 at 8:53 am | Reply

    Perhaps this is part of his strategy – to drop out and then come back at the convention as the “dark horse”?

    Please keep this conversation serious, it’s not as if this were some sort of internet parody or something!!!

  10. Taku Says:
    December 24, 2007 at 2:32 pm | Reply

    It’s not?

  11. Brother O'Malley Says:
    December 24, 2007 at 9:34 pm | Reply

    Where are you Brother Hipple? We need your guidance in these dark times…

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