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Welcome Jeffrey Dahmer, New Christian Intelligent Design Spokesman

By Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

It is with great Joy that I spread the Lord’s Living Gospel through the Interweb!

Today is one of those days that really makes it worthwhile.

Not only did we find out Today that Rep. Tom Tancredo will continue his Presidential Candidate Ministry, but we also find out that a certain someone is also Spreading the Lord’s Gospel.

And that Certain Someone is none other than Jeffrey Dahmer, convicted murderer of 17 people, most of whom he ate! The Creation Science Evangelism Interweb has now hired Cannibal Dahmer to be their official Spokescannibal. Spokescannibal Dahmer is spending out the rest of his years Witnessing for the Lord, and specifically, telling the World that his murderous cannibalism was entirely his fault, except that part that caused him to murder because of His former Belief in Evolution:

In the interview Dahmer acknowledges that he once believed in the evolution theory which “cheapens life”. He went on to testify to the Lord Jesus Christ being the true Creator and accepting Him as his Savior.

Like Dahmer, many today are being influenced by the cheapening of life promoted by the evolution theory. Racism, communism, nazism and anarchy are all effects of this dangerous theory. Even the killers in the Columbine school massacre wore shirts that blared, “Natural Selection”. Evolution is a perilous religion with fatal societal consequences. For more on the effects of evolution view our Dangers of Evolution DVD.

There is hope; the Bible teaches us that we are “fearfully and wonderfully made“. Creation Science Evangelism exists to teach the unfathomable truths of our Creator which bring about life change. Help us in reaching this new generation, infiltrated by evolution and death propaganda, with the message of life that comes from the creation message. Help us make a difference today.

Praise the Lord for moving Cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer’s heart to admit how Evilution can turn a normal, healthy, responsible boy into a Vicious Cannibalistic Murderer!

This entry was posted on October 29, 2007 at 5:34 pm and is filed under Brave College Republican Warriors, Dr. Rep. Generalissimo Ronaldo Paul, Evilution, Fred and 'Juggies' Thompson, God's acts of magnificance, Greatest Gift of God Ever (GGGE), Impenetrable Border Wall, Ron Paul the Hologram, Ron Paul the Loser, Terrorist Death Squads, abomination and fornication, boots on the ground, campaign irregularities, campaign issues, evolution causes cannibalism, fornication, great moments in rendition and torture, how to spot liberal propaganda, large unexplained abdominal mass, mexican rape squads, papists and idolatrists, subversive mexicans, thug-like Lutherans. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “Welcome Jeffrey Dahmer, New Christian Intelligent Design Spokesman”

  1. Shannon Sparks Says:
    October 30, 2007 at 6:23 pm | Reply

    but dahmer is dead?

  2. Brother O'Malley Says:
    October 31, 2007 at 12:58 pm | Reply

    Canabilism is illegal in America? This might change our plans for migrating there when Rep. Tancredo is coronated.

    I know multiple wives are OK in US of A – you have morman Romney still running too, no?

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