Atheists who are Preoccupied with Religion

By Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

Clicking around on the interwebs, I’m finding it common to see interweb sites like this one, where atheists embroil themselves in a deep discussion arguing about whether The Godless Cult of Scientology is a actually a religion.

I asked God in Prayer what this means and he Revealed to me, that for a bunch of godless atheists, you evilutionists elitists seem pretty dern overly preoccupied with religions.

God tells me this as represents a sign you are subconsciously looking for God to Save your Souls in His bosom.

In answer to your questions, the most cult-like religions (from highest to lowest) are:

muslims, catholics, jews, mormons, darwinists, pagans, episcopalians, unitarians (for homosexuals only), free masons and quakers

When you find God, you would be well-served to avoid any of these denominations.  To be closest to the Word of God, I would highly recommend an evangelical denomination, such as a Dominionist church.

Leave a Reply